First things first - over the next few years, it's going to be extremely difficult for me to update all my stories regularly. I apologise in advance for this, and will be apologising on pretty much every single one of my chapters, too. Unfortunately, other than staying up all night - which I'm not prepared to do unless for schoolwork - there's nothing I can do about this. I appreciate your understanding.

Now that's out of the way, let's begin!

Basics -

Name - Beebee Thurlow. You may call me Rebecca, Beebee, Becky, Bex, or whatever else takes your fancy. If it's something other than Beebee, though, please specify beforehand that you're speaking to me, so I don't get overly confused.

Age - Oh, my dears, wouldn't you like to know...

Sexuality - Bisexual, my darlings. Make of that what you will.

Likes - Smut. Oh, I'm a classy girl, but to be honest, who doesn't love a bit of smut? Personally, I'm a fan of most ships... Draco/Harry are my favourite, but I also like Fred/George, Lucius/Draco, Lucius/Harry, Harry/Snape, Snape/Lucius... oh, darlings, the list goes on and on. You may have noticed they're all Harry Potter ships - I only ever usually read Harry Potter fanfictions. I also like Evanescence, Nightwish, candles, Irn Bru, Red Bull, bubblegum flavoured Millions, hugs, and reviews.

Dislikes - You. Chances are, if I don't know you, I don't like you. Show me a good piece of your work, or give me an honest opinion of my own without being too bitchy about it, and I'll warm to you. Don't expect me to like you immediately, it's just not going to happen. I also dislike male pregnancy in fictions - just ew - as well as Mary Sues, people who are awesome just for existing, cheating - on people, lovers, partners, not on tests. Cheat all you like on tests, hell, cheat death if you like, I don't care. But no adultery. - and spiders, amongst many other things.

Not all of my work is on FanFiction.net. I also enjoy RPing with people - add my email if you want to RP, as long as you're halfway decent at it (u_cant_rule_my_life@hotmail.co.uk - Yes, I know it's a crappy address, but hell, I was ten at the time) - and I have a DeviantArt account. My DA account tends to be filled with my angsty, day-to-day things, and isn't always friendly. Unless you like angsty shit, I'd suggest you stay away from my DA - but if you want to look anyway, then go ahead -

That's all for now - I may add more in the coming weeks, but for now, this is all.

Au revoir, and I hope you enjoy reading my work as much as I enjoy writing it.