The following below are quotes from three sources (HALO 2, SW:ANH, and PoTC 1 and 2) combined into one short encounter.

-- Star Warcraft of the Caribbean HALO --

Gravemind: Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer.

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls MY destiny.

Illidan Stormrage: Betrayer... in truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still, I am hunted. Still, I am hated. Now, my blind eyes see what others cannot. That sometimes the hand of fate must be forced!

James Norrington: My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the sevene seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life.

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon.

Gravemind: I... I am a monument to all your sins...

Han Solo: Oh, I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

James Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lacked.

Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

James Norrington: No additional shots nor powder... a compass that doesn't point north... (pulls out sword from sheath) And I half expected it to be made of wood. (grins sarcastically)

Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

James Norrington: You are, without doubt, the worse pirate I've ever heard of.

Illidan Stormrage: You are not prepared!

Han Solo: Bring 'em on, I'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.

Illidan Stormrage: Who shall be next to taste my blades?!

James Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?

Gravemind: There is much talk... and I have listened through rock and metal and time... Now I shall talk and you shalll listen...

Han Solo: Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.

Illidan Stormrage: Boldly said. But I remained unconvinced.

Han Solo: Why don't you come with us? You're pretty good in a fight. We could use you.

James Norrington: Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.

Fin.