Jame's Potter's Guide To Lily Evans; Project 1: Make Evans Smile More. Sure, the plan isn't fool proof, yes, his nuts will get damaged, and of course she'll throw him on the ground/off a building/to his death, but it's always worth it... right? LJ.

Princess Hermione had her life planned since birth. Of course, all that can just go flush itself down the royal toilet now that a rogue wizard is attempting to overthrow her rule, her fiance is trying to kill her, & her garden boy is the Boy Who Lived.

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Ginny can't stand it. Between her heart about to burst due to confusion, her roommate who happens to be dating Harry, & wanting to see Harry topless, Ginny thinks she might go mad.

Hermione refuses to try Hershey Kisses. But Ginny will make sure she tries one of Ron's. But maybe not the candy... Oneshot. RH HG

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .