"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Shampoo decides to change course in her attempts to win Ranma's love, but the battle for Ranma's heart is about to turn into a battle for survival when she and Ranma become the targets of some fearsome foes.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Someone told me to update my description. So I wrote an update for it concerning how someone told me to update it.

This is a story of Saotome Ranma and Hino Rei just before their destinies would begin. Ranma is a troubled thirteen-year-old following his father on their training journey when he meets Rei, a miko who lives with her grandfather in the Hikawa Shrine on Cherry Hill. What starts as a ripple in still water will become a tsunami as both of their lives will be changed forever.

One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.

(Season 2) War has come to the nation of Tristain, and has been ruthlessly pushed back by Kerrigan, the Tristain Ghost Corps, and the Herald of the Void, Louise Valliere. Factions on all sides seek their downfall and defeat, and not all are terrestrial in origin. The long-awaited series returns! M rating due to extreme violence, strong sexual content, crude language, blood/gore.

Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up

After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.

a story by myself and Kender Sci which takes place in a timeline which has been completely SNAFUed but oddly works.

When Touhou's Izayoi Sakuya is snatched away from her master by some low-level magician from another world, she has no choice but to bide her time serving a false mistress. Just how far will the Scarlet Devil Mansion go to reclaim their lost property?

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

"The 50 Year War" has passed, but another war is on the brink of horizon. To those that know only of the battle for regents, it will be known as "The War of the Lions". For the selective few Summoners, their comrades, and the Zodiac Braves... it will be known as "The Holy Grail War". (DISCONTINUED)

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?

At the end of the Second Great War, The Queen of Blades has been pushed into a corner, But this time she has a choice, face her destiny or give Fate the bird and jump into a green portal. My first fan fiction; Season 2 IS OUT! Mature rating due to mild sexual content, crude language, blood/gore and violence. Discretion Advised. OOC Kerrigan/Zerg; Balanced Kerrigan/Zerg

Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.

Emiya Shirou can instantly understand any weapon he sees. An IS is most certainly a weapon. What will happen when the amateur mage is thrust into the futuristic world of the IS Academy?

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

The Overlord, man of many titles and known for his noble deeds, was to be forever trapped in the Abyss. Yet, one day, a portal opens up and allows him to escape from his eternal prison, and thus he becomes the guardian familiar of a little strawberry blond girl. [Discontinued]

When seeking true love, most will advise you to be yourself. Ilya is not seeking true love, however. She is going to WAR for true love. And why be herself when being someone else is so much more efficient?

The greatest love story ever told continues, as Ranma and Suika head off for the fairy-tale land of Gensokyo.

Back in the Silver Millennium there were several royal families who had daughters that were eligible to become the sailor senshi of the Earth. Both the kingdoms of the Earth and the moon fell before one could be chosen, but that only delayed its resolution.

Mycroft Holmes worries constantly about Sherlock. He also lives in terror of his brother growing too bored of this mortal plane.

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Sanae surveyed the Academy once again, now understanding what it was. A training ground for oppressors. A practice hall for torturers. A temple of False Faith. Haven to those who ignore the very God in their own scripture. It made the living goddess sick.

Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...

What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

When the pillars of that life came crashing down, I did not stand and watch them fall. I turned, and walked away. I did not know that I would end up in The Southern Sky.

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic

On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Meliadoul is faced with the shocking revelation that Ramza speaks the truth, and must live with the reality that her father is a possessed demon who killed her beloved brother.

One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

I can't run away forever, I guess. I am who I am, and I did what I did. I can't change the past. But if visiting hell again will bring me some rest, some forgiveness, then let it be. I'll do it again. You win again. Fill up the plug, and let's go.

There is a reason why Sailor Moon looks like Naruto. It started when Pein’s Chibaku Tensei succeeded, trapping Naruto inside a moon. Too bad Nagato crashed it far into the Silver Moon Kingdom where the battered jinjuriki was found by a cold Queen Serenity

Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping.

A sequel to Grand Tour. The Inner Senshi are off to Mid-Childa in pursuit of magical training, leaving the Outers to 'hold the fort' with a little help from a TSAB agent - Ranma Saotome. They aren't the only ones thinking of training...

Memory lost. Memory Forgotten. Shadows dance under the light of the moon. Ranma Saotome thought that he was invincible. Nothing in the world could best him until someone close to his heart was taken from him.

Shinji is forced to relive his life. Not 'gets to', 'is forced to.' Oh, and the Angels know. And Rei, and Asuka. This story is the NGE equivalent of the Three Stooges the show, not Shinji Kensuke and Touji crossed with the twilight zone. or not

What if the Fox Demon never existed? [.. he doesn't think Naruto can survive without them.] AU.

Life was going great for Shiki until the fateful day that he decided to help Kohaku in the kitchens. Can our poor bespectacled hero now survive the events he has set in motion?

My final series from back in the 90's: One is a brash martial artist. The other is a mysterious guardian. A story of burdens and blessings

Lelouch meets a girl from his past who possesses inhuman powers and a terrible secret. Worse, he doesn't remember her. But he'd better remember soon...An unholy fusion of Code Geass, Elfen Lied, and Lelouch remaining in the royal family. Now complete.

A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...

AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!

A crossover between Ranma and O!MG, set in the future of both. The scars of the past cannot be undone; they can only be repaid.

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Gone with the wind.

As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.

Imagine yourself in a world where the unbelievable is merely routine, a world of endless illusions and webs of intrigue. For most, it would be a nightmare, inescapable. But what happens when one is given a chance to escape that ludicrous world? AU

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

Sailor Pluto is usually unflappable, but when disaster strikes, and she is left without the support of the other Senshi, how will she cope with an enemy that would overwhelm her alone? What if her only hope is her worst enemy - Saotome Ranma?

A saga is concluded, and like the day roles to the next, another one arises. She was useless relic that wandered the deserts, until a pigtailed boy started her path anew.

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

Neon Genesis Evangelion romance/drama with Groundhog Day elements and a little humor thrown in. SxR. The pilots find themselves caught in a time-loop, and as things grow ever stranger, will they be able to figure out what's happening without going insane?

After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Tayuya survives her encounter with Shikamaru and Temari and discovers just what possessing a Will of Fire means. Rated for language... but you should know that. It's Tayuya.

And a fair bit of coincidence. Ranma and Nabiki recall events that led them to their controversial, unlikely and divisive bond that is not quite fluffy, but a wild clash of wills.

-xXxHolic/Ranma Fusion- Some things are magical, others are silly. Some things are destined, others are chance. Perhaps you would like to read about that divide? Feel free. Do be kind enough to give an opinion of it, at the very least.

Alternate Universe, rated for violence. Revya seeks the Master of Death. Then she finds him. And then nothing is ever simple again.

If you hate pokegirl stories, then you'll hate this. A new take on Wild Horses and Pokegirls by Metroanime. Ranma ends up in the pokegirl universe, but can he survive a new life? And what is his analog doing?

Even killing a god can't make Ranma's life any easier... all he got for his trouble was a new brand of nightmare, a dangerous new chi technique he can't control, and a swarm of angry fiancees. It seems no matter how low you sink it can always get worse.

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

OneShot Shiki has been acting strange lately around his friends and families. He had writen down everything into his journal and now it was time for it to be read.

Deciding he had enough of Konoha for his services Naruto the Rokudaime hokage leaves Konoha out of boredom in the strangest of ways. With a scroll signed Sukebe Naruto uses a technique and ends up in the pokegirl world. summary in profile lemons i guess

The past catches up to us all. Eventually. AU as of recent manga chapters

Ah!My Goddess&Hellsing 'X'. Partial UPDATE, CHAPTER 9 WILL BE REVISED IN THE NEAR PRESENT TO ADD CONTENT. Not a pure revenge fic, and not for those of a weak constitution.

Untimely advice may cause more harm than help.... A tale of power and irresponsibility.

Danzou and the other members of the council wanted to turn the Kyuubi vessel into a weapon. Maybe they should have been more specific.

AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]

Watanuki realizes that Yuuko can and will ask for repayment for even the smallest things. A little fluff for the YuukoWatanuki fans out there!

Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu.

A new take on donning the mask of Gendo Ikari. OneShot.

This time around, Naruto isn't a total idjit, and finds a different path in an odd stone, with a pale man responsible. Hinata is out for Tenten's life! Necromancy Abound! Story finished! NaruXTen, Naruto X Michael Moorcock's Elric Crossover...I guess...

Why can't everybody just leave Shinji alone for a few decades and why the hell does his life always turn into a worst case scenario? The end is bloody well here!

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?

A challenge letter draws Ranma and his friends to Silent Hill. But the truth behind the letter could prove to be the REAL challenge for Ranma... first alternate ending now posted

You asked for it, and here it is. Ranma fell into Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat. How will he fair as Minako's advisor?

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

EvangelionSandman. What if Shinji drew Death's attention... and what if Shinji was drawn to her as well?

Ranma finds an old copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to which discovers there is more to life then beating people up. Complete Chapter 1 up.

The mob speaks. The quest grinds on. Have you forgotten, Ramza, or did you never see?

The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

All Shinji wanted to do after saving the world was relax, but some people won't let a sleeping dog lay. Prepare to cheer for the lunatics all over again. After many adventures, the end draws near. recompleted

[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!

EvangelionSilent Hill crossover After the death of Kaworu, Shinji dissappears with no one knowing where he could be, but then 2 weeks later Misato receives a letter luring her to the town of Silent Hill.

Shinji Ikari is attacked while walking home one night. This single action will change the world. (complete)

This is a surreal crossover with Ruroni Kenshin. Don't read it if you don't feel like thinking.