i'm a total music freak. I'm listening to music even as I'm typing this. and i'm off my Meds. Hell, I'm always off my Meds! Why the fuck don't I have Meds??11?? ok. I'm gonna stop ranting before someone shoots me with a tranquilizer dart made for rhinos. let them save that shit for Marc Ecko.

Some of my favorite quotes:

"My bitch senses are tingling."

"Most people with low self esteem have earned it."

"All you're base are belong to us!"

"The cake is a lie, the cake is a lie, the cake is a lie... IT'S DELICIOUS!"

"Fan-fuckin'-tastic"

"Just die already!"

"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity... I'm not so sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

"I've never been quarantined, but the more I look around, the more i think it might not be a bad idea."

"Whoopde-fuckin-doo"

"I said shaken, not stirred!" Gunshots "I can taste the difference you cretin!"

"I am a master of ovalry. Fear my ovular might!"

"that's some good advice. maybe i should write it down, frame it, and PUT IT ON MY FUCKIN' WALL!"