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Joined 08-02-07, id: 1341487, Profile Updated: 12-27-08
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, Glee, and Rizzoli & Isles.

Just so you know I'm THE coolest chick ever... Now that that is all cleared up we can get on to more pressing issues. I have a not so secret obbsession with the fallowing things:

NCIS!!,Coke, Pickel chips, Pickels, Pickeled Okra, basicly anything pickeld, House, Soccer, CSI, One Tree Hill, Harry Potter, Twilight And Bones..

My Ships Are...

Ziva/Tony (NCIS)

House/Cameron (House)

House/Cuddy(House)

Harry/Ginny(Harry Potter)

Bella/Edward(Twilight)

Nathen/Haley(OTH)

Brenna/Booth(Bones)

I love to write and I do it all the time!

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Maybe Baby by movieholic reviews
In which House is brutally shot, finds out that he actually does have a heart, and that he's going to be a father.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy, J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
The Journey of a Lifetime by Myx Nyx reviews
A tragedy in Sara's life changes her relationship with Catherine in an instant and starts them on a journey that will take the rest of their lives. Catherine's POV.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 226,714 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Secrets, Family, Love, & Gold by DivaLola reviews
Mer has a secret no one knows...for their safety. She's hiding her "other life" from everyone...almost everyone. What'll happen when they discover the truth about her? Will they abandon her when she needs them the most? M/D, other couples. After S.4 Ep.11
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Do What You Have To Do by andymcnope reviews
House knew Cameron wasn’t his to have; she wasn’t even his to want. Cameron tried to tell herself that she was over House; it was useless. House/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
I'm All For Believeing by Chelsee6 reviews
Just a short Songfic. Oneshot. CathSara. Femmeslash. Their relationship from beginning to where it ends up. Catherine's POV. Please Read and Reveiw. XX Chez
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
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Still Beautiful reviews
"Yes I'm drunk and you're beautiful and tomorrow morning I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
High Heel Derby reviews
Puck is a high heel wearing, dirty public flirting, mom kissing, firefighter. Drabble fics in different universes, at different times but they all have one thing in common Rachel and Puck's love for one another. Ranging from Romance to angst.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Here for you reviews
Puck's mother dies and Rachel is there to pick up the pieces.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Jail Bird reviews
Rachel Berry's first trip to jail of course involves Noah Puckerman.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Need You Now reviews
He was supposed to just be a way for her to forget that her marriage is a complete and total failure and she was supposed to just be a way to get him off but somewhere along the lines he kind of fell in love with her. Puckleberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Kiss me reviews
So he's said it and now she's not talking. It's driving him crazy because He's wondering if he really screwed up things with her. Puckelberry the day of graduation.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Sad Eyes reviews
More than just her innocence was stolen from her that night. He took her star quality and really who was she without that? Can glee club help fix what someone else broke? Or have they lost their star forever? Warning Mentions of Rape. Established Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,312 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Affairs of the Heart reviews
One week, seven days was all it took for Harry to realize that he loved her. To bad she left for france at the end of that week without so much as one letter. Now she's back and turning Harry's world upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Harry P.
Lay Your Hands On Me reviews
After catching her boyfriend of seven years in bed with her room mate Meredith escapes back to Seattle. Now after two years he's back to win over her heart little does he know she has a few secrets of her own. Will he win her back? Or is the past to much?
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Meredith G., Derek S.
B&B Holiday Collection reviews
You think that maybe you don’t care that there’s a room full of people you may just, what was it that Angela says?, jump his bones in front of all your coworkers. Formaly titled 'I saw bones kissing santa'
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - T. Brennan, Parker B. - Complete
Crash into me reviews
She's the new weird girl with pink hair at East Boston High and He's the popular jock. Also he's everything she doesn’t want in a guy. She's determined not to like him. But he's just as determined to have her. After all Derek always gets what he wants.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,722 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
Six Years Later reviews
Six years ago she returned to Israel. Five years ago she had a son and a husband. Four years later she lost her husband. Now she's being sent away for her own good and the good of her child. To Rota,Spain and a past she had never really gotten over. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Pen or pencil? reviews
It was simple really. There was a line, a carefully drawn line so that neither partner crossed it. Put there by Seely Booth and quickly adopted by Temperance Brennan. Only question is, was it drawn in pen or pencil? slight spoilers for latest eppy. onesho
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/13/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fierce reviews
He has done what she thought was impossible, he made her weak. He made her fall in love with him. But he loves another women, no correction he's going to marry another women. Or is he? Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,373 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
He promised reviews
The world was and evil place and now Ziva knew that... ZivaOC angst. ReWritten!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
Alone reviews
Her mind is reeling with the news she has just received. There was no sympathy from this stranger. Just the blunt truth they knew; they thought she could take it. They thought she was heartless,that she would be unaffected. But they were wrong. Slight tiv
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Office Love reviews
Ever wonder what Gibbs was doing while Ziva where in the elevator together?... More like who... this goes along with Elevator love
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Elevator love reviews
Six months they have been dating. Six months and no one knows of their relationship, but the over eager couple may not remain secret for much longer... Stupid elevators...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Rain reviews
She always loved the rain...So it was pointed out to me that this was clicheish... i know im a sucker for cliches
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guess What! reviews
Short little ficlet of how Ginny tells Harry she's pregnant. Rated T just to be safe. OneShot. WARNING MAY DIE OF FLUFF OVERDOSE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete