We're here to give constructive criticism. Nothing personal. We won't flame you unless you have no comprehension of the English language, in which case, we will be more than happy to tell you exactly what we think.

Just in case some people didn't understand the usage of the word 'we' in the above statement, yes we are two different people, M. and S. We're friends who have noticed a trend in people's writings where they more or less disregard the English language and we decided to create this account. And before anyone says anything to us like "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOU DON'T WRITE ANY STORIES!!" we each have separate accounts on this site and on fictionpress(you know, that website for original fiction that people here decide not to use and post their original stuff here instead??) and we have both posted stories on these sites. So, yea, we do know what we are talking about when we send you some good ol' helpful constructive criticism. Yes. We do want to help those who we review, believe it or not. Accept the criticism that is given and don't attack us. Especially those who claim they want to write as a career, what are you going to do when your boss gives you criticism? Send an angry email?

As we are two different people, we leave two different styles of review. M. has a tendency to be slightly nicer than S. so be thankful if you receive a review from M. because most likely S. would have been harsher. All reviews that are given are meant to help the writers become better, so it would be nice if people actually started to take that advice, instead of just sitting and getting angry about it. So just accept it, move on, and fix your writing. Yes. It is that simple!

If anyone would actually like any help after receiving a review, please do not hesitate to contact us. We are very willing to help someone improve, so please just send a PM our way if you want some help. One of us will most definitely help you out with your fics.

S. and M.