Hmmm what to tell, what to tell...I'm going to start with the basics: I'm a female, I live in Texas(I don't live in the coast, infact I live a very soon to be famous city AND ALL OF YA'LL WILL NEVER FIND ME!!) cough moving on, I'm under the age of 20, have 3 dogs who's names are Bama, Macey, and Allile, live in a normal house, sarcastic with a dry sense of humor, favorite color is midnight blue, I'm straight

and now random facts about me

my characters are based off of me and my friends

I'm a mutt. my mom has Irish, Native American, and Canadian blood in her and my dad has German, Austrian, and Redneck blood. I got my dads blood. My brother got my moms.

Taco's are my favorite food

pickles are gewd

same with dr.pepper

TRY AN RC COLA

I'M DRUG FREE

pyromanic(funny story that happened with me and my redneck family)

I think soap operas should die

I LOVE JACKASS AND VIVA LA BAM

I'm a virgin

I can't get near strong smells(like a really strong perfume) or a smell a little too strong for the fear ill get sick

my favorite song is Camisado by Panic at the Disco

I'm one of the 4 females BORN into my family

people think I'm dating my guy best friend(they say we make a cute couple, AND I WON'T TELL YOU WHO SAID THAT NICK!)

Favorite animes

Naruto

Bleach

Death Note

Ouran High School Host Club

Fruits Basket

Sayings

Hey do me a huge favor... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"Dee Dee Dee' Carlos Mencia

"Ehehehehehehehehehehe"-Peter Griffin

'Out of the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most'-Mark Twain

'You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, you jump of a bridge... I will miss your sorry ass'

7 out of the 10 voices in my head are saying do shoot...but I'm not really listening to those voices...

I hear voices and they don't like you

Guns dont kill people bullets kill people

Your best best friend isn't the one who bails you out of jail; they are the one who is sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I might take over.

You say your normal but you are really one of us.

Fuck you

"You killed someone with a oar?" "He shouldn't have been standing up." Ise Nanao and Zarki from...i cant remember

"You know that was ju-BURP-st rude." "And you call me rude" Me and my dad

Ok lets get one thing clear, I DON'T LIKE YOU! Is that easy enough.

"O look its Nicks girlfriend." "WERE NOT DATING!" a shih tzu and when it gets wet...she looks like a drown rat.

"This should concern me how?"

"And if you look behind you, you can see the boy's acting in there normal nature, being idiots"

"WELCOME TO ELMO'S WORLD!" "STOP DOING THAT!" the first person is my best friend and the second one is me.

Normal people worry me

Déjà vu - when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see

Let me have my moment of stupidness. I embrace those moments. Unless it was really stupid, I kill those moments.

"Let me enjoy my moment of stupidness" "But..." "LET ME ENJOY IT!"

"Wow, that was cruel, even by my standards." "No backies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a door copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you be the 8 percent that would be laughing our ass off

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have ever fell down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you love Naruto copy this into your profile

If you could hate someone just because you could copy this into your profile

If you hates seafood copy this into your profile

If you think girls are better in boys at every thing copy this into your profile

If you think the rabbit should get some trix copy this into your profile

if you think the pharse 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' is a bunch of crap copy this into your profile

if you like chocolate,sleeping,being lazy,more sleeping, fucking up the world,more sleeping,food then copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading countless fanfiction stories, copy this to your profile and add you name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Akatsukifan, Elmocrazy, Xxkimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, Breezy411, blood shifter, Jazzgirl117, cutepuppyster

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

that is my deviant art page link

STORY CORNER!

So I'm at my dad's friend's house. Frank left his lighter out and I started to flick it on and flick it off. So here I am, messing with a lighter and they all walk in. They're wondering what I'm doing and they come over.

"Is that my lighter." "Yes." "Pyro." "Proud."

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"It's going to be one of those days." My friend looks over at me, confused. "Something is going to catch on fire in Vegas, just watch."

So we walk into my house and turn on the t.v. And guess what, a hotel just caught on fire in Vegas. My friend then looks over at me. "ARE YOU-" "I'm not Physic." "But-" " How did I know what you were gonna say, I'm magic. WATCH AS I MAKE YOUR NOSE BLEED!" Then his nose starts to bleed. "Wow." " I know. Be afraid. Be very afraid."

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Me and my mom are driving home from a football game that I had to play at.

"So how was it." "Ok, we started to do Jump on it. Fun. We won." "What was the score?" "48 to zero. They lost bad. They didn't even have a chance, like the Cowboys against the Redskins."(we got weird looks from Bailyschool were playing against, the other band, the crowd and our football team)

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I'm watching t.v in my room on last Friday(the 24 of October) and I'm sick so I couldn't go to school. My mom walks in when it's time for me to leave for school and she forgot I'm not going and I'm coughing really bad.

"Are you ok sweetie?" While coughing, I wrote down something and handed to her. It read- 'Here's your sign.' It took her a minute to realize what I meant. Her face was priceless.

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"Hey" LITTLEALEXANDERUZUMAKI walks up to me. "Whats soft, wet, and pink?" I look at him with a disgusted look on my face. "YOUR TOUNGE! Pervert."

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"TROMBONE PLAYERS, PLAY LOUDER!" We all look at the trombone players, who aren't playing loud. We go over the part again and they still don't play loud. Mr. Bellville walks to the chalkboard and draws a hot dog with the toppings and in the bun, he writes 'trombone'. "WEENIES!"

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Now if you took the time to read this, good for you, you get a cookie. ENJOY IT!