Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!

Jimmy and him, they're both artists, part of that elite caste of bright eyed visionaries who leave the streets red and naked and beautiful. Jimmy doesn't know what his story is, or exactly what he wants from this, but he does know one thing: some day, he'll see that fucker bleed. It'll be so romantic. Mmy/Edgar

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.

Sebastian is a demon this we all know. So as a demon, he has to learn human things to keep from being found out his true identity. Can he do it? Can he take it? Each chapter he learns something different. Enjoy.

In which important questions are investigated such as: the necessary parameters of the common household sandwich, the nature of Algebra II, and whether blood is indeed thicker than eggnog. Post Apocalyptic Christmas.

Sherlock likes a lot of things; experiments, swearing in French, and proving that he's smarter than everybody else. But his absolute favourite thing is his best friend, John Watson. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

Survivor AU. Outwit, out play, outlast. That's the game. Sixteen castaways are stranded on the beaches of the Philippines and split up into two tribes to survive and fight for the one million dollar prize. Romance isn't supposed to be part of the strategy, but sometimes it happens anyway.

Companion Piece to "Picking Up Strays"- Derek is grounded.

The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.

Stiles has an idea named Isaac and the Sheriff has to deal with it.

AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.

Izaya keeps a list of all the kinks that he doesn't have. Established Shizaya mentioned.

Stiles has lived his whole life on the fey reservation in Toad Suck. When his dad is called as an arbitrator between humans, werewolves, and shapeshifters, he finally gets to meet new people and creatures he's only heard stories about before. AU, Sterek, homosexual situations. I also stole some ideas from Patricia Brigg's Mercy Thompson series.

Greg wakes up at 3:47am to find that his boyfriend's a bit busy with work. Greg's quite happy to sit back and watch, and Mycroft's fine as long as Greg's there.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

n. the interplay or contrast of dissimilar qualities as of mood or character. Two Once-Ler's really shouldn't exist in the same time and space—but these two do, and this is what happens to them, as told in various one shots that will, like all things eventually, make sense of one another. oncest

J.D./Cox drabbles. Well drabble-ish things in the sense that they're short, but the 100 words word-count isn't so strict. Drabbles themes based on the current "word of the day" when I sit down to write them.

Roommates Emmett Cullen and Jasper Whitlock had nothing in common save for one thing: they both knew what it was like to be the 'other' child. College is not just about discovering yourself but finding the people who will make you who you're meant to be.

A drabble involving math for day four of Bujeet week -mild slash-

"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb

"Mike, I would have been disappointed if you'd missed the court date because you got drunk the night before and had a hangover! You got hit by a freakin' car!" *Repost!*

Prompt from orbiting saturn: "Crazy!Cas doesn't need to sleep, but he likes to. He also likes to use Sam as his bed." Mild spoilers for 7x22 and 7x23.

In which Sherlock requests the addition of a dog to 221B and John will pretty much do whatever Sherlock asks of him. Oneshot, squinting is welcome.

Sho and Kei find something interesting in the warehouse of their latest gang raid and Sho decides to keep it, against Kei's better judgment of course. Chaos ensues of course. But then Kei remembers something he didn't even know he forgot. Sho/Kei OCs (Edit: Don't read. It's pretty crap. I'm not kidding. Totally cringey. For the most part. Also, discontinued.)

"So, with Worth, there may not be a Happily Ever After. But that would be boring, anyways."

After Chiaki turns down Yuu, he is at a loss of what path to choose next when a new assistant joins the manga department. Will Yuu get an uke or stay single forever! -COMPLETE- The sequel is out!

Yoite decides to surprise Miharu with a "certain" gift, but his heart is beating so painfully; what if Miharu doesn't like it?. Cross dressing, hard yaoi, rated M, read inside for more warnings.

Prince Charles is Deputy Commander of the TEF Heartsteel and the newest mission they've been given starts out less than desirable and quickly goes downhill from there. It doesn't help that he's in unrequited love with the Commander, War-Prince Erik. C/E.

A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.

No one had ever celebrated the Once-ler's birthday before; not once. But this year, thanks to a forest full of animals and a slightly annoying guardian of the trees, things will be different.

With only his words, the Doctor takes Rory apart and puts him back together again. Eleven/Rory

There's an old couple in the cottage down the road a ways. The boys of the village love to sneak a visit; old Dr. Watson is always good for a cup of tea, and Mr. Holmes is cranky old bugger... who blows things up. And there's always the honey.

The thing John Watson loves most about Sherlock Holmes is his voice, but his hips are a close second.

Fill for the prompt: "You know something has gone horribly wrong in your life when you recognize brain and bone scans of your best friend on sight."

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.

Bufavulous gets saved by a beautiful archer. Excaliferb AU. Minor BuJeet. r&r

Watanuki decides to take a different approach to dealing with his mortal nemesis. Doumeki/Watanuki

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

"Or How I Learned to Love the Color Green." In which we learn the value of house fire prevention, blue really brings out Touya's eyes, doors are solid masses, and that N is kind of a stalker. / Isshushipping. Happy Valentine's Day!

All Dean wanted to do was save a little cash, dammit! Needless to say, Sam will be doing all of the future shopping.

Phobophobia: Microphobia, fear of small things. Craig realizes Tweek is small. Creek

Phobophobia: Nosophobia, fear of being sick. Kyle's always sick. Style.

Harvey and Mike start leaving each other notes around the office if they're too busy to talk. NOT slash.

In which Kaname and Zero are too tall and Yuuki thinks they need a bigger kitchen. KanaZeroKana

Edgar was begining to wish that he'd just stayed out east for college, where at least the old neighbors hadn't stalked him around the neighborhood and attempted to steal cars to win his favor. Mmy/Edgar, preJTHM. Do the readers all remember "Pay For It"?

An evening chess game in the library changes Lelouch and Suzaku's relationship entirely. Can the Britannian Prince find something worth smiling for in his childhood friend? PWP, Suzaku/Lelouch.

William explains to Grell and Ronald that he's not always a bossy fellow.

When he received a card supposedly signed by Ulquiorra, suggesting that they should be friends from then onward, Grimmjow thought it was some bad joke. Little did he know that he would end up as a subject to Ulquiorra's friendship experiment which would later turn into something far more than he could ever bargain for. Slash G/U *Complete*

Charles has mixed feelings about Erik's pet names for him Contains: slash, syrupy fluff, mangling of foreign languages

In which Kakashi wears a pink dress, Iruka is confused and we all learn the valuable lesson to be careful what you ask for.

Grell loved him for years, but slowly William's stoic attitude starts to get to him. In a rage, he says something his heart has been thinking. However, Will has something of his own to say. Slightly OOC. One-shot.

Odin has a horse. He rescued Thor, Loki, Sif, and the Warriors Three while on it. But, at least, according to Myth, that horse has a backstory that is rather...awkward...for one certain trickster god...

After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.

In the aftermath of Alcatraz, Logan and Ororo are sorting out the Professor's personal belongings, left behind by him at the mansion. What do they find that turns their perception of him topsy-turvy? Slash, of the C/E brand!

Jacob Black's life is weird. Not only does he shift into a wolf, now he's fighting with his oldest friend over a guy and dealing with a bunch of vampires no one has been able to spot. M/M slash. AU. The Cullens are human. Rated M.

In which there are guns, mayhem, cold-blooded torture, more guns, explosions, girls in leather, even more guns, knives, chess, and just for a change, a fuckload of guns. Or to put it another way: assassin AU!

X-Men First Class fic: COMPLETELY AU. Erik and Charles meet cute. Very cute. Like, five year olds in pre-school cute. *Author Note inside.*

Modern AU in which Charles and Erik are flatmates. Charles studies psychology and likes tea and chess and keeps bringing home stray kittens, and Erik lets him because he's maybe perhaps a little bit sort of in love with him.

Sometimes, it's okay to go ahead and just ask the horrid question of 'Why do you do that' KisaIta

"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.

Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

Crashing Ike's party and making a hotbox out of Craig's car was just the catalyst. Creek.

Billy never copes well with insanity, it hurts him too much because he knows that the path his mother took was becoming an option for him too.

Cas and Becky are totally BFFs. Dean does not approve. There is also teal nail polish and strawberry daiquiris. Don't ask.

A companion to the others. Can be stand alone though. Dean tries to teach Cas to cuss.

Five times Bones asked the kid how old he was, and the one time he didn't have to. Cute and/or sexy times with the good doctor and his bit of Russian jailbait. Will contain mentions of other parings.

Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.

Old fluffy stuff involving hair-brushing and breakfast.

Getting out of bed in the morning was always a challenge. Kakairu

"Daffy always comes back, I just tell him how much I need him." -Bugs Bunny in Loony Tunes "Back in Action" BugsxDaffy That's right, I went there.

After a year, Castiel still doesn't appear to be adjusting well to being human. Dean tries to help, and finds the solution in an unexpected place.

Between a power mad new Fuehrer and his ridiculous new laws, there's no way Ed was ever going to survive being a military dog again. Maybe he should have stayed on the other side of the gate.

Special days call for special gifts. SebaCiel.

"In a minute, maybe two, Craig will wander into the living room and see Tweek here, still on the couch, right where he left him last night. Not in bed." A Creek one-shot, for those who like that sort of thing.

Deidara was just a normal, weird, boy, but all that changes when he is held prisoner by a monstrous Beast. But will Sasori and Deidara manage to fall in love against all odds? And what about that girl Sakura who wants Deidara all to herself? Disney based.

Remus is in the bad habit of falling… in more ways than one. Luckily, Sirius is there to catch him. Sirius/Remus. Oneshot.

One slightly chilly spring day, Albus Dumbledore has an ill-fated meeting with Squiddelus, the giant squid living peacefully in the Hogwarts lake. Oneshot, Squiddledore.

Really. It's just one kiss. Christmas!Shizaya

There is nothing Remus doesn't know about Sirius. Nothing.

The tragedy that befell the famous octopus that predicted Spain's World Cup 2010 win is almost too much for Spain to bear. Spain/Romano

Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.

In which Hanna goes trick-or-treating dressed up as "Conrad the Vampire" and Zombie accompanies as "Doc ZombieWorth" and the two drop in on the good doctor and his nurse assistant for the night to share holiday cheer as candy. Hanna/Zombie and conworth.

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

Berwald has many things he would like to say to Tino, if only he were more articulate. SuFin, human names used. Oneshot.

England begrudgingly visits the house for the first time since Canada and Prussia have moved in together, expecting everything to be different. And in some ways, it is... For the better. One shot.

Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.

Conrad has been sending Worth messages on his phone for a long time, out of the vain hope Worth will cease his jerk replies and maybe even come for coffee. He finds that all he needs to do to catch Worth's attention is change it up a little. Conworth.

"Japan, I would be the Corydon to your Alexis." In which mythology is put to good use through somewhat cheesy pickup lines. Greece/Japan, for the Sunshine fic exchange on LJ

Xin Fu and Master Yu do many pointless and idiotic things while the world moves on.

Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Pavel's birthday isn't a big deal; it never has been. So why was everyone acting like it is? SLASH. Chekov/McCoy.

We follow Doumeki's relationship with our favorite spirit-bait in the form of a documentary. DouWata, Yaoi. No likey, no ready.

Zuko and Toph commiserate a little. Zuko wins.

AU. Leon isn't jealous or anything-D's a guy, for chrissake!-but there's an awful lot of extraneous people messing around the Shop when it's his territory, and it's starting to get annoying. Really annoying.

"Remus," Sirius began sternly, a stubborn set to his jaw, "how much, on a scale from one to blue, do you love me?" Sirius has some questions that need answering, and no unfilled red chart is going to stop him from reaching his goal.

Craig chills Tweek out. Creek.

France makes a move on Greece. Japan does not approve. Greece/Japan, attempted France/Greece.

Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.

I could hear them every night, crawling, groaning. I imagined their furry bodies, yellow eyes with goat-like pupils, and fangs poking out of their mouth, and I could even guess they were multicoloured. What Muppets do to a four years old child... MATT POV

When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU

A transporter mishap results in kid!Chekov being let loose on the Enterprise. McCoy reluctantly appoints himself babysitter as Spock and Scotty struggle to find a way to reverse the change. 

Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.

Just something small between Renji and Shuuhei.

Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?

A neverending fic about Kei and Sho's relationship. Marriage. Crack. Angst. More Crack. Yaoi. Smut in later chapters. More Angst, and memories. KeixSho, some GakuHai

Martha accidentally gives out her old mobile number, and the Doctor receives an interesting call.

Drabble. Count D has been confused for a girl before, so Leon should feel a little bit better about it. Or not.

Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.

“Edward, this is my unbearably gay best friend, Jacob, and he fixes cars. Jacob, this is my know-it-all biology partner, and he’s not interested.” Jacob/Edward. SLASH. Oneshot.

Bun Day - a holiday in Iceland where children awaken their parents with bun wands. Not that the nation himself would miss out on such a day, of course. T for implied Denmark/Norway

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

Sephiroth goes insane once a year...

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

Newly discovered Jumper David Rice has been enrolled against his will into Gould Academy, a school that trains young Jumpers for use in a world willing to exploit them. However he's not the only one looking to escape... David/Griffin AU

Those Soldier myths have to arise from somewhere...

Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!

Everyone gets bullied eventually, but wouldn't it be great to have a friend like Sirius when you did?

Kaname gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make Zero drink his blood. KxZ/ZxK

Loz doesn't want to be left out of his brothers' secret fun...

Before Johnny C came along and screwed everyone over, Jimmy had just been weird. Really weird, if you asked his neighbors. -slashy-

Twenty-Seven: What's wrong with living your life like every day's your honeymoon? Disclaimer: I do not own South Park. Rating may go up. A collection of various shorts. KennyxButters, meaning slash.

It's just a normal day for the Nations...until Sweden speaks.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het

Sebastian likes cats. They are noble, elegant, and beautiful, all while being quite adorable and intelligent. Young master Ciel, he’s noticed, is a bit like a cat. Thus, concludes the butler, Sebastian must like Ciel quite a bit. SebxCiel. Shounen-ai.

Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.

A guide.

Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.

Long gone were the days of fear in Sweden's embrace.

You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.

Instinctively, Doumeki knew: it was time to put the egg to good use. Doumeki/Watanuki, crack, romance, safe for work, complete.

“Kisame, what would you do if I jumped off this cliff right now?” he asked softly. “I would jump after you of course.” He smiled. “That would be foolish.” Please R&R

[One-shot. Character study.] To Sephiroth, it was only natural. Angeal had called it obsessive. Genesis had called it controlling. But it was Zack who'd called it organized.

Payback is a b***h. But Sebastian will make Ciel HIS b***h. Er, that is, make PAYBACK his b***h. Yeah, that's right... SebastianxCiel.

What happens when Hitsuzen shows Domeki the REAL perks of handing over half his eye...Lovely lemon and OCC-ness within! Come on people! They SHARE an EYE...and YUUKO knows! M for a reason :D

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.

kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

How the important people...whoops, forgot Lazard...get themselves through ShinRa meetings, especially the ones that involve reports from Genesis. Hints of AngealxGenesis, OOC Seph -or maybe not- and poking fun at Pres. S. and Tseng. Well, just read, yeah?

If you were to get one tattoo, what would it be? YukixKyou. Rated M just in case. Warnings: boyxboy, light swearing.

Ice-skating never was Sasuke’s forte. NaruSasu, AU COMPLETE

AU. “I know you need to do this to patch things up guys, but could you leave your post its somewhere else? I can’t find the handle to the mini fridge door anymore.” --- Matsuda. LxRaitoxL cuteness.

L was a most interesting child indeed. One-shot.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Sometimes, rules aren’t meant to be followed, and promises shouldn’t be kept. Seiner. COMPLETED!

Watanuki, just like many before him, had his ways of exacting revenge upon his enemies for their insolence. Unfortunately, they didn’t always have the effect he was aiming for.

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Watanuki becomes a worrisome and slightly murderous..mother hen and Doumeki pulls a slight protective act when Kohane befriends her very first friends. Male friends.

Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku

TezRyo Ninja AU. Ryoma's mission: To infiltrate the Seigaku clan and seduce their leader.

Each moment brings them closer together, a path laid out by fate. Whether either actually follows that path peacefully, though, is another matter entirely...Just some DouWata one-shots and drabbles, varying in length, humor, and actual slash content.

AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso

Entangled Series 01. When the game they play changes, what will happen between Kaiba and Yami? Dreams begin to intersect with reality and they are forced to confront not only each other, but their feelings as well. Prideshipping: YYxK/KxYY

One week of anxiety, tension, and desire—it felt like there was a gun pointed at them, and they had nothing in their hands to fight back. IkkixAkito pairing.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

Remus has always known his friends were unique, but to provide an all-out confrontation to tell Remus that he resembled a creature that they might name something cute like "Snuggleface?" Second year. The confrontation about Remus' lycanthropy.

Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida

Matt x Mello. The night before the kidnapping and, for one dance, they are children again.

Kazusa Minami, school counselor, has a very special case on her hands. A VERY special case. And it doesn't look like she can handle it.

Bill/Ted. Bill and Ted discover a new part of Greek culture.

Tonks kisses Remus under the mistletoe. Sirius shows her how it's done.

Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!

9: Watanuki is constantly surprised, Doumeki isn't used to feeling like a roller coaster. [A series of songfic vignettes throughout Doumeki and Watanuki's relationship. Rating subject to change by chapter]

Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu

Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?

How can you always tell us apart? Haruhi smiled slightly. Because... Oneshot. Twincest. Silly

Yuuri still hadn’t exactly gotten around to telling people about Wolfram. A bit of a oneshot. A bit of a PWP. Warning: Strong MaleMale interaction. Yaoi. YuuriWolfram

Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.

I'm so tired. [SeiichiTomoki]

It was a routine of sorts. [SeiichiTomoki]

[WARNING: Slash][RLSB][MWPP Era][OneShot] Written with the eversotalented HermioneGranger47393! Sirius and Remus are together and try to find a way to tell James and Peter. Very fluffy and much too hilarious rehearsals ensue. Were they even needed? :D

Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.

Sequel to “Broken In” The hospital waiting room.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

Life with Watanuki teaches Doumeki many things. Donuts. Spoilers up to Chapter 123

Oh the things Doumeki thinks up sometimes.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu

Takes place during the Spider's Grudge Arc. Doumeki, remembering the advice he got from Yuko, isn't willing to just let Watanuki have his way anymore.DoumekiWatanuki.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

As a whole, this is put random bits and pieces that don't belong to any of my other works. At the moment it has but one semidrabble, and that a Teen Titans slash because my friend had a toothache and needed slash. Future posts could be similar or not.

Sam has a crisis in school, and Dean does what any big brother would, he comes to the rescue.

The hunt for Naraku, ten years and still going strong.

1x2 manly fluff, humor, short. Christmas, and how to make different traditions cohabit juust fine.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

An assignment to snow country under Colonel Mustang is bad enough for the damper it puts on the Elrics' search for the Stone, but downed supply lines lead to cut rations, and Ed discovers that he can't take the deprivation as well as he'd like to pretend.

Chas Kramer is a juvenile delinquent who hasn't healed from tragedy. John Constantine is a man who's forgotten how to feel. Their lives are about to violently clash and it couldn't happen at a better time. COMPLETED!

John isn't invincible. He and Chas are forced to learn this the hard way, after a brutal attack leaves John with months of helpless recovery and only his young apprentice to give him hope. Chastine, COMPLETED!

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Sequel to 'Quite the Effect'. Yuki's newest novel was really easy to write, but this whole releasing to the public thing is a bit more problematic.

A look at how Kurogane and Fai's relationship develops over time (and tea).

There's an art to asking for directions, one which Haru knows all too well.

Billy and Michael try some new things. (Slash.)

SLASH, Adult CharlieWonka COMPLETE Eight years after that fateful day in February, Charlie has finally learned how to want. Based heavily on the look of the future Burton film and the chronology of both Dahl’s books. Depp is Wonka.

ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.

Jack and Bootstrap make a very... interesting... new aquaintance.

Jehan Prouvaire falls in love, and finds it rather nice. Pure, plotless fluff, of the JehanCombeferre sort.

Yes, somebody did it: a vague attempt at VSD-inspired humour for which I am truly sorry. Implied slash which I hope is far too silly to be even mildly offensive.

Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.