hey its jasmine!!!! What up ppls! My friend here...Lisa:} also writes stuff on here so ya know haha! I wish i was Caine Sorens wife.

Fav. artists- Owl City, Lady Gaga, Green Day, Eminem, the Ready set, Adele, Within Temptation, Maroon 5

Fav. Books- Inkheart-Cornelia Funke, Hush, Hush- Becca FitzPatrick, Percy Jackson and the Olympians-rick Riordan, Kane Chronicles-Rick Riordan, Maximum Ride-James Patterson, Mortal Instuments, Hunger Games, GONE SERIES-Michael Grant

Fav T.V. shows- whitney, the Office, Face off, House of Anubis, Say Yes to the Dress

Fav movies- despicable Me, Pirates of the Carribean, Saw movies, Fear Net.com, Stag Night, Phantom of the Opera, The Deamon Barbor, Balls of Furry, Sherlock Holmes. Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief

bestest Friends- lisa...of course, Aimee, Sadie, Allison, Sara, Hanna, Ashley, Tonia, Jordan, Logan L., Nathan, Damien aka A.B., lisa states Cody Simpson is her bestest freiend ever next to meeeeeeee...even tho they hav never spoken :l

Lisa talking now: if i ever get a twitter i would soooo talk to him! but tht wont happen so if anyone has a twitter tell him to review one of the stories saying hi! cuz i write those jake or alli would be awesome too!

Jasmine: tht will never happen lis sry :( but you always have luke to fall back on :) jk

lisa: really jasmine go take fang to the bathroom and suck it

Jasmin: unfortunaltely hes not real but if he was i probably would! haha i dont even think i spelled tht right hahaha

Lisa: hahaha lolz you guys must think we r strange dont worry we are! along with me being extremely obsessed with everything Cody Simpson!

Jasmine: I swear if u say Cody Simpson one more friggin time i will shoot u! Along w/ ur annoying twin!!!!!!! mwuahahahaha!

lisa: haha okayyyyyyy ummmmm yeah im not annoying but i will admit to being obsessed withhhhhhhhhh wait for it... CODY SIMPSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa: haha i think im dead now! uhhh ohhhhhh

JAsmine: ya u in for it!!!!! (bites her) haha take tht! suk Dylan!!!! cuz Fangs better and Dylan needs to die !!!!!!! so since she is obsessed with tht guy i refuse to say his name, i am obsessed with Adam Young, aka Owl City and Billie Joe Armstrong aka Green Day!!!! wwwooooohhhoooo

lisa: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww jeez! ewwwwww i Hate Dylan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aghhhhhhhhhh at least stopped memtioning the other one! and hey you just hate Cody Simpson cuz you cant be or have him! haha sorry jazz jk you have awesome singing

jasmine:thnx. u r a freakin dungeon dragon rah rah! idk :( hahah o_O bye bye!!!!!

Fav Quotes:

Jasmine:

" Say provoking again your mouth looks provocative when you say it" - Patch - Hush Hush

"Listen, Patch, I dont want to be rude but- Sure you do" - Nora and Patch Hush Hush

" So Fnick can i change the channel theres a game on." " go right ahead Figgy." - Iggy and Fang - Maximum Ride

"Ryan started the fire.'' -the Office

Where are the turtles?! where are they??!!! 'Excuse me we seem to be missing a box of foreign chocolate so if anybody knows...?" - Dwight and micheal- the Office

Doobies! Ya im a smoker me and my bros smoke some doobies. 'Doobies?' ya doobies.- micheal- the Office

rah Rah like a dungeon Dragon!- Nicki Minaj romans revenge

And doctor Dre said...nothing you idiot Dr Dre's Dead! he's locked in my basement'- Eminem

Balls so Hott!- Ni*az in Paris- Jay-z and Kanye (thts my lil' sis fav thing to say now)

Lisa:

"your a fridge with wings, We are FREAKING BALLET DANCERS!" Fang- Maximum Ride

Fang pretended to think gazing at the ceiling " Besides my fashion sense i play a mean Harmonica"

hey lisa! if u r on later go on youtube and type in Shy Violet by Owl City good song. and for lisa Kamikaze by Owl city!!!!! told u guys im addicted!!!

hey allison u r now on my profile! congrats! some information u should know allison is lisa's legit twin its freaky they look a lot alike !!!! they yell evry time i mix them up!!!! hahahah sry p.s. to lisa u suk for making me listen to tht cody guy!!!!!

cody simpson is a poor excuse of a man! hahaha jkjkjk lolz!!!

Sooo lisa wants me to put on the recipe for funnel Cake so hear it is u crazy person!!!!!!

1 egg

2/3 cup of milk

2 tablespoons of sugar

1 1/4 cup of flour

1/4 teaspoon of salt

1 teaspoon of baking powder

and then fry in oil then add lots of powder sugar!!! yay

thx jazz bring silence tm

yeesh i already told ya like fifty times i would calm down woman!!!

oh and REVIEW our stories... pretty please?

email lisa's: lisalou398 its at yahoo aalso but wouldnt let me put tht

this was written by my friend Josh(Phillips67)

ABCDEFG gummy bears are chasing me
one is red
one is blue
the purple one has got my shoe
now im runnig for my life
because the red one has a knife
(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh we're all gonna die rrrrruuuuunnnnn!!!!!!!!!!)
ha i have no life

Soooo listen lisa and her twinny allison have gotten fanfic accounts! Allison is now Fallenarchangels and idk what lisa's is but who cares hahaha jkjk lolz!

Sooo i just got done reading the Mortal Intrument series and I only have one thing to say to that. I LOVE Magnus Bane!!!!

So Stupid Lisa Allison and Josh got me readin Hunger Games ...Went to see the movie...IM ADDICTED!!!!!

RANDOM COPY AND PASTE

TO THE TUNE OF SPONGEBOB'S FUN SONG

Max:
F is for friends who hate each other
A is for Always cheating
X is for extra mixed up
here in the great blue sky
You try!

Fang:
F is for failing to ever kiss me
A is for always jealous
X is for X-ray drugging
Here in the great blue sky

Max: No fang!
F is for Fang being an asshole

Fang:
A is for acting weird.

Both:
X is for extremely in love
here in the great blue sky!

i found this on deviantart.com it belongs to the woderful cbaby 167

School is almost over yayayayay

my cuz taylor finally came home we r going to waldameer tomorrow