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Hello. Thxs for all the alerts, reviews, and favorites. You guys rock and one of the bright spots in my life. I pretty much ship everything in Glee (except Werri :P). I love to write Dameron and Crackship fanfics. I'm a good girl, but I have a dark side (hence why I love to write character death and angsty stuff) My mom does not know I have this account and I want to keep it that way. I am in love with Damian McGinty (hes yummy admit it) and I have a dream to be an actress after college. Love you guys.

Name: Whitney

Age: 15

Province: Ontario

Family: Mom, Dad, Sister, and Dog

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, singing

Fav Movies: THE HUNGER GAMES!, Alice in Wonderland, Thor, The Help, Clue, Footloose, The Beaver, In Time

Fav TV Shows: Glee, Modern Family

Fav Books: Hunger Games Series, The Help, Thirteen Reasons Why, Jane, It's Kind Of A Funny Story, Beastly

Fav Youtubers: WHAT THE BUCK?!!!!, SHANE DAWSON, Smosh, Teens React, Key of Awesome

Fav Singers: Adele, Lady GaGa, Panic! At the Disco, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Nicki Minaj, Avril Lavingue, LMFAO, Kelly Clarkson, Twisted Sister, Paramore, Lana Del Ray HEY!

Fav Anime: Ouran High School Host Club

Pairings I Ship:

Canon:

Klaine

Quick

Brittana

Wemma

Crack:

Faberry!

Puckurt

Quinntana

Roam (I call Rory/Sam Roam, SO WHAT! I am a rock star!)

Glee Project:

Dameron

Camrissa

Damsay

Fun Facts About Little Old Me!

-I am a movie addict e) I watch the Golden Globes, SAG Awards, and Oscars every year, I cried when I learned Blockbuster went out of buisness, I have a movie watch list

- I take voice and violin lessons and have won 2 silver medals and a bronze in singing

- I am a Glee trator. Why? Because my favorite show is its arch enemy: Modern Family

- I get scared of the weirdest things. I have been scared of Jigsaw, Ghostface, Human Centipede, Freddy Krueger, Nina from Black Swan, Gru from Descicable Me, and The Mad Hatter from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland (the last one having gone from July of 2009 to Febuary of 2010)

- I have never had a boyfriend, meaning I have never been on a date or kissed

- I am a Finchel HATER!!!!!!!

- I have 5 close friends in real life (Joanne, Di, Lily, Katie, and John) and 3 on here (GirlInTheMirror121, TheGreatWritter, and PandaBear DC

- My favorite character on Glee is Kurt and has been since October of last year (when I started watching Glee)

- My favorite movie is Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, which is hilarious to me since I swore never to see it (because of my scaredness of the Mad Hatter.)

- When Im older I am moving to LA after college and starting a film career

- I have a sister (Nicole) who is obsessed with Basketball and The Simpsons

- I am sick of over auto-tuned pop music, hence why I am now going back to the good old days of the 80's, 90's, and some 2000's

If I think of more I will add them

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Kurt

2. Brittany

3. Santana

4. Quinn

5. Artie

6. Puck

7. Rachel

8. Finn

9. Rory (couldn't resist;))

10. Mercedes

11. Blaine

12. Tina

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Blaine/Puck ?! No I haven't. But seriously I want to ;)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Quinn is... well as a straight girl honestly she is super smexy ;) Like a 9.5

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Tina got Finn preggers? I would scream with shock. Like a Saw or Nightmare on Elm Street scream.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, Dameron ones.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Pucktittany 4 the win! Although its Brittana all the way

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Artie/Rory or Artie/Mercedes? I'll take Arttcedes.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Rachel walked in on Tina and Brittany. Eeh. She would probably find Santana so she could kill Tina.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Santana/Mercedes? Well...pass.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Kurt and Finn? Probably.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Well, maybe Finn dumps Rachel AGAIN and Tina helps her ease through the pain. Title: Even Divas need a little Sympathy

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Probably.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes duh.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Britt/Artie/Quinn? i dont think they would but I will.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Finn. Probably Someone Like You about Quinn or Rachel. Or Santana ;)

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kurt/Puck/Tina?! Warning: Disturbing yet guilty pleasure-ish.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Artie. Probably last month.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Rachel and Kurt are in a happy relationship until Rory runs off with Quinn. Kurt, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Blaine and a brief unhappy affair with Tina, then follows the wise advice of Artie and finds true love with Santana.

What title would you give this fic?

The Messed up life of Kurt Hummel. Or Porcelian and Tweedle Fake-Boobs

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Uh...Finchel is canon

Glee Fanfic Challenge! (II)

1. Santana

2. Rachel

3. Finn

4. Puck

5. Kurt

6. Brittany

7. Tina

8. Quinn

9. Artie

10. Mercedes

- Questions:

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Mercedes/Kurt? Yeah I have.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Im sorry Finn but not really.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Brittany got Santana pregnant. I would scream my head off with excitment

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, It was the nerd not the bad boy was pretty good

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Tina and Rachel! Eew no.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Quick for the win!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Yeah not gonna happen

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Rachel and Brittany. Rachel finds Brittany sexy in her cheerios bikini and goes to Britt's house to tell her this. There she and Britt-Britt do the nasty in Britt's pool. (Oh now that's a good idea)

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Puck/Mercedes? Uh maybe I dont know

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ooh Im writing one about this on my other account. Its called Now All I See Is Your Pain, where Kurt finds out about Santana being a lesbian and tries to help her cope woth it.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Puck wnating to seduce Santana. Simply, a few cheesy pick ups here, a few bad ass remarks there, a little bit of grabbing a kissing. Soon enough, he's in her pants.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Tina/Artie? Well yeah probably.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

About Mercedes. The song would probably be Diva by Beyonce. For obvious reasons.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Finn/Rachel/Britt-Britt? Warning: Alot of lesbian ness and awkward Finn

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Quinn on Kurt? Probably:Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

List your top twelve favorite Glee characters in no particular order:

1. Blaine

2. Tina

3. Karofsky

4. Santana

5. Kurt

6. Brittany

7. Puck

8. Mercedes

9. Artie

10. Rachel

11. Finn

12. Quinn

Have you ever read a 5/11 fic before?

Kurt and Finn. Yeah I think so. Maybe before I got an account.

Do you think 3 is hot?

Uh not really.

What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?

Quinn getting blaine pregnant. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Do you remember any good fics about 9?

Yes I anwsered that question above.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Puck and Tina? No freaking way

4/8 or 4/5?

Kurtana all the way!

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were in a relationship?

Puck finding out Mercedes and Karofsky were dating. AWK-WARD

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.

Tina and Brittany ok. Tina wants to know whats like to sleep with a girl and seduces Britt-Britt. Involves kinky, loud sex in the janitors closet. With Santana ;)

Has there been a 1/8 fluff?

Yeah probably. I dont read alot of fluff.

Are there any stories on your list about 11?

Nope. Not planning on it.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Blaine and Puck are in a happy relationship until Artie runs off with Puck. Blaine, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Finn and a brief unhappy affair with QUinn, then follows the wise advice of Kurt and finds true love with Tina.

Title/Warning for above fic?

Dont know.

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with 3. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Kurt, Santana, Puck, Blaine, and Karofsky. are playing truth or dare. Kurt asks Puck and Puck says truth. Kurt asks who Puck loves and Puck after some prodding from Karofsky confessed their true loves with Santana. Santana does not share the same feeling and in fact is in a secret relationship with Karofsky. Puck is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Blaine, while Karofsky and Santana run into the sunset together. However, Kurt is secretly in love with Blaine and becomes so jealous of Puck, who after the comfort with Blaine, becomes in a relationship with Blaine, and so Kurt decides to murder Puck but, is stopped in time by the police officer Artie and is sent to prison, allowing Blaine and Puck to continue their relationship.

Title/Warning for above

If I wrote it it would probably be smut so Warning: Blaine and Puck sexy time and pshyco!Kurt

Suggest a title for a 1/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Blaine/Finn? Maybe another time

What kind of story line would you use if 1 wanted to seduce 2?

Blaine and Santana? Well first Blaine would get himself and Santana drunk, then do a little dirty danicng with her. Some kissing, some grabbing, and badda bing badda boom. Blaine wakes up to find a nekkid Santana.

Do any of your friends read 7/9?

Puck/Artie! Ah Hell No

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

Quinn probably either Pearl by Katy Perry or Revolver by Madonna

6, 3, 2, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 2 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 2 and plots to abduct 2 to keep 2 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 2 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 2 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Brittany, Karofsky, Tina, Santana, and Finn are at a bar when Karofsky makes a drunken confession that Tina is in love with Blaine. Brittany is secretly in love with Tina and plots to abduct Tina to keep him away from Blaine, but is stopped by Santana and Finn. However, Brittany is so crazed at this point that she needs constant watching to make sure she doesn't go after Tina again, and Santana and Finn volunteer to do this. As they work together, Santana and Finn develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Brittany escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Tina and Blaine from untimely deaths, Puck magically appears and vanquishes Brittany forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

Warning: Brittany as a Psyco bitch Blaine/Tina sexytime ;)

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

Mercedes finding out about Kurt/Artie/Santana? "Ah Hell To The No!"

1 sees 5 naked. His/her reaction?

Uh isn't this what The First Times all about? Simple, Blaine gets naked and does the nasty with Kurt :)

Would 12 and 5 make a good couple?

Quinn and Kurt? Maybe if Kurt was straight. And Quinn wasnt such a bitch :\

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Blaintana! Hot hot hot! Give them a box of condoms and let them do whatever they want!

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Karofsky kills Puck. Probably because he totally wants to tap that ;)

Suggest a title for an 8 and 9 fluff story

Mercedes/Artie. Call back after the beep...

What would be a good pick up line for 7 to use on 1?

"Let's see what else we can do with those ties of yours?"

3 finds 4 and 7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Karofsky finding Santana and Puck kissing? Happened before oh well.

You find 1 going through your closet. What would you do?

Give him a tie and a blazer so he looks like his old self.

RULES: (for iPod shuffle thing) (Stolen from talamack - check her out!!)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

iPod Shuffle Game - Soundtrack To My Life (I will update this monthly so..yeah ENJOY!)

Opening Credits: When Your Gone- Avril Lavigne

Waking Up: If I Had You- Adam Lambert

First Day of School: You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift

Falling in Love: Love Like This- Natasha Bedingfield feat. Sean Kingston

Fight Song: The Legend of Zelda Rap- Smosh (HELL YA!)

Prom: Back to December- Taylor Swift

Life: Perfect- P!nk

Mental Breakdown: We're Not Gonna Take It- Twisted Sister

Driving: Get The Party Started- P!nk

Flashback: Blow- Ke$ha

Getting Back Together: Born This Way- Lady Gaga

Wedding: Last Name- Carrie Underwood

Birth of Child: Call Me Maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen

Final Battle: Half of my Heart- John Mayer feat. Taylor Swift

Death Scene: Circus- Britney Spears

End Credits: Check It Out- will.i.am and Nicki Minaj

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar (Funny, I heard some actor say that actors pretty much get paid for lying)

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend (former)

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore (Im 15 and I used to have a huge crush on Johnny Depp. Now its more of a acting admiration)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (Does this site count as social media?)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS who are FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe (Why am I admitting this to you after that creepy guy on here asked me out?)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (my old best friend was bi, hence the bold)

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (Actually for me thats true)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Its called a personal fucking truth)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (Yeah, Ive heard that one before. Constantly)

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (not always, i swear around my friends and you guys but not my Family)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser (Again, heard that one before)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister (About 70 percent of my class is this)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy (But I AM crazy)

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (Whoever made that one up didnt know about fanfiction)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED (I believe in god, but Im against homophobes and I dont read the bible. Does that count?)

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK (Funny thing, Im wearing black nail polish as I type this)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Love games, kind of like anime and comics)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (she used to b a cutter.)

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly (Sometimes. I like Taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood and Miranda Lambert but thats pretty much it)

If you are against child abuse please post this poem to your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" , I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

This poem made me cry. If you are human enough to care, please post this on your wall.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!!

The girl you just called fat... She's
on diet pills. The girl you just
called ugly... She spends hours
putting makeup on hoping people
will like her. The boy you ... just
... ... tripped... He is abused enough at
home. See the man with the ugly
scars... He fought for his country.
The 14 year old girl with a kid,
that you just called a slut...She
got raped. That guy you just made
fun of for crying... His mother is
dying. people have already
enough sorrow to deal
with,please don't give them
anymore just cause you wanna
crack a joke! Put this on your profile if your against bullying. I
bet 95% of you won't re-post, but
I'm sure the people with a heart
will.

Mark the ones you like.

1. The Beatles.
2. Bon Jovi.
3. The Fray.
4. Leona Lewis
5. Taylor Swift.
6. Miley Cyrus.
7. Demi Lovato.
8. Taking Back Sunday.
9. The Academy Is…
10. Alesana.
11. Blessthefall.
12. Colbie Caillat.
13. John Lennon.
15. Katy Perry.
16. Michael Buble.
17. The Hives.
18. The Killers
19. Norma Jean.
20. August Burns Red.
21. Every Time I Die.
22. Paramore.
23. Adam Lambert.
24. Eyes Set To Kill.
25. As I Lay Dying.
26. Flogging Molly.
27. Pink.
28. Cobra Starship.
29. David Bowie.
30. Elton John.
31. Billy Joel.
32. Stevie Wonder.
33. Of Montreal.
34. AC/DC.
35. Metallica.
36. Motley Crue.
37. Aerosmith.
38. Alanis Morissette.
39. Alexisonfire.
40. Anberlin.
41. Carrie Underwood.
42. The Clash.
43. Forever The Sickest Kids.
44. Mayday Parade.
45. Cage The Elephant.
46. Daughtry.
47. The Fratellis.
48. Franz Ferdinand.
49. The Dead Weather.
50. Between The Trees.
51. McFly.

52. Miranda Lambert.

53. Gavin DeGraw.

54. Hannah Montana.

55. Further Seems Forever.
56. Angels & Airwaves.
57. Guns N’ Roses.
58. Duran Duran.
59. Finch.
60. Fiction Family.
61. Dropkick Murphys.
62. Creedence Clearwater Revival.
63. Here I Come Falling.
64. Iron Maiden.
65. A Change of Pace.
66. Kelly Clarkson.
67. Ingrid Michaelson.
68. Modest Mouse.
69. Justin Timberlake.
70. The Hush Sound.
71. OK Go.
72. Queen.
73. The Raconteurs.
74. Selena Gomez.
75. Pink Floyd
76. Switchfoot.
77. Relient K.
78. Sky Eats Airplane.
79. Oasis.
80. U2.
81. The Rolling Stones.
82. Sara Bareilles.
83. Lady Antebellum.
84. The Veronicas.
85. We The Kings.
86. ActionReaction.
87. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
89. Michael Jackson.
90. OneRepublic.
91. Belle & Sebastian.
92. David Cook.
93. Buddy Holly.
94. Blink-182.
95. Death Cab For Cutie.
96. Frank Sinatra.
97. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
99. 30 Seconds To Mars
100. Muse.
101. Nirvana.
102. Jonas Brothers.
103. Rooney.
104. Coldplay.
105. Linkin Park.
106. Green Day.
107. Kings of leon.
108. Arctic Monkeys.
109. James Morrison.
110. James Blunt.
111. NJ&TA.
112. Lady Gaga.
113. Tokio Hotel.
114. The Maine.
115. Maroon 5.
116. Fall Out Boy.
117. Panic! at the Disco.
118. Bruno Mars.
119. Yellowcard.
120. The Pretty Reckless.
121. Red Hot Chili Peppers.
122. Eminem.
123. 50 cent.
124. Soulja Boy.
125. Legião Urbana.
126. Lil Wayne.
127. The Used
128. NeverShoutNever.
129. The Offspring.
130. Plain White T’s.
131. Radiohead.
132. The Strokes.
133. The Who.
134. 3OH!3
135. Weezer.
136. The Libertines.
137. Foo Fighters.
138. The Cab.
139. The Kinks.
140. Social Distortion.
141. Sonic Youth.
142. The All American Rejects.
143. Lily Allen
144. Avenged Sevenfold.
145. Good Charlotte.
146. Idan Raichel.
147. Jack Johnson.
148. Limp Bizkit.
149. Matisyah.
150. POD.
151. Disturbed.
152. Anahí.
153. Boys like girls.
154. Diwali.
155. The Pogues.
156. Pato Fu.
157. Charlie Brown Junior.
158. Christina Perri.
159. All Time Low.
160. CPM 22.
161. Delittus.
162. Hope.
163. Glória.
164. Ke$ha.
165. Nickelback.
166. Dev.
167. Christina Grimmie.
168. Christina Aguilera.
169. Rihanna.
170. Arcade Fire
171. Daft Punk.
172. My Chemical Romance
173. Animal Collective
174. Juliet Weybret
175. One Direction.
176. Go back to the zoo
177. The Summer Set
178. Lonely Island
179. Nicki Minaj
180. The Cataracs
181. Glee

182. Justin Bieber (HELL NO!)

183. Busted

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I cakked Joanne by my sisters name :P)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (straightening iron to be exact)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Every week I do this)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (Ive done that 20 times right around 2:00 on a school day)
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (My mom, right before the Hunger Games, about a gun up my guy friends ass. yeah, me and Joanne are nuts)
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (I did 2 questions that I wasnt supposed to do, but then got praised for it :D)
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I'm an idiot :P

Try this, it's quite intertaining

Step 1:
Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2:
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3:
You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If someone asks "Is this okay" you say?

Blazin'- Nicki Minaj feat Kayne West

What would best describe your personality?
I'm Yours- Jason Mraz

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Silly Love Songs- The Warblers

How do you feel today?
I Write Sins Not Tradegies- Panic! At The Disco

What's your life's purpose?
Untouched- The Veronicas

What is your motto?
Turning Tables- Adele

What do your friends think of you?
The Best Damn Thing- Avril Lavigne

What do you think about very often?
I Can Do Better- Avril Lavigne

What do you think of your best friend(s)?
California Gurls- Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg

What do you think of the person you like?
Tim McGraw- Taylor Swift

What is your life story?
Boots and Boys- Ke$ha

What do your parents think of you?
Stephen- Ke$ha

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Who's That Chick- David Guetta feat. Rihanna

What will they play at your funeral?
Evacuate the Dancefloor- Cascada

What do you think of your friends?
Books from Boxes- Maximo Parks

What's the worst thing that could happen?
I Feel Pretty/Unpretty- Glee

How will you die?
Maybe This Time- Glee

What is one thing you regret?
Welcome to Mystery- Plain White Tees

What makes you laugh?
Don't You Want Me- Glee

What makes you cry?
Fire Burning- Sean Kingston

Will you ever get married?
Roman's Revenge- Nicki Minaj feat. Eminem

What scares you the most?
Your Love Is My Drug- Ke$ha

Does anyone like you?
Imagine- John Lennon

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Ghost- Fefe Dobson

The next song will be your subject?

Speak Now- Taylor Swift

Finally taking the: REVIEW PLEDGE//

I promise to review every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless, or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it as an author to have hundreds (or thousands) of hits and only a handful of reviews. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you promise to do the same!

I felt like making another Ipod shuffle so deal with it! Im bored and my Ipods almost dead and I have a ton of freaking awesome songs! SO lets get started

If your life was a Movie, What Would the Sound Track Be?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: E.T- Katy Perry

Waking Up: Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)- Lady Gaga

First Day At School: Wild Ones- Flo Rida feat. Sia

Falling In Love: Dynamite- Taio Cruz

Fight Song: Loca People- Sak Noel

Breaking Up: Bangarang- Skrillex feat. Sirah

Prom night: 5 0' Clock- T-Pain feat. Wiz Khalifia and Lily Allen

Life: You Can't Always Get What You Want- Glee

Mental Breakdown: We R Who We R- Ke$ha

Driving: Heart-Shaped Box- Nirvana

Flashback: Jump- Glee

Getting back together: Dog Days Are Over- Florence and the Machine

Wedding: Everytime We Touch- Cascada

Birth of Child: Got Dynamite- Demi Lovato

Final Battle: Follow Me Down- 3Oh!3 feat. Neon Hitch

Funeral Song: Happy Pills- Norah Jones

Final Credits: Teenage Dream- Katy Perry