The Captain Carrot
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Joined 04-28-14, id: 5695080, Profile Updated: 06-23-19
Author has written 6 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Undertale, Handmaid's Tale, and Doctor Who.

Yo! I'm a huge nerd that has a guilty pleasure of writing fanfictions. Welcome to my humble abode!

As you can see, most of these fanfictions haven't been updated for a long time. That's because I haven't been keeping up with the books and I no longer feel comfortable posting for Skulduggery Pleasant.

You can find more of my work on Wattpad* under the username: TheCaptainCarrot

ABOUT ME:

I've been on Fanfiction for quite a few years, and writing fanfiction has allowed me to become pretty proficient as a writer. I'm a college student with an undeclared major. I have four dogs, a very messy room, and I adore drawing and painting. Some of my favorite books include The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Kingkiller Chronicle, Catcher in the Rye, Grapes of Wrath, Never Let Me Go, The Handmaid's Tale, and Pedro Páramo. My favorite shows include Better Call Saul, Rick and Morty, Jane the Virgin, Bojack Horseman and Over the Garden Wall. Favorite movies include Little Miss Sunshine, Amadeus, pretty much any Studio Ghibli movie, Coraline, Song of the Sea, Hereditary, Silence of the Lambs, The Way Way Back, The Florida Project, and Gladiator.

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Life After Death by Coyote Blues reviews
How Raven became Mystique after joining the Brotherhood. Erik/Raven, Azazel/Mystique, Hellfire Club XMFC, Charles & other pairs. Character studies/backstories. Language & adult themes as story progresses. AU after XFC. Enjoy! Update: COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,768 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Azazel - Complete
Purge by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
Humans touch what isn't theirs and the Master teaches them a lifelong lesson about playing with his belongings. (Warning: rape, torture, graphic violence.)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2015 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Between Never and Forever by R.A.Storyteller reviews
"You are mental, you savage imbecile!" "Savage? I haven't even started!" "Are you always this big of a douche?" "Do you always talk this much?" "No but when crazy guys swing their metal claws at me, I tend to get a little freaked out!" Isabel Carnahan is a mutant - and one who has a talent to somehow always tick Wolverine off. Logan/OC Starts just before X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Logan/Wolverine, OC] Storm, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Hardest of Hearts by TheWiseQueen reviews
Althea was born a twin to Sif, but both were very different from the other. While Sif favoured battle and war, Althea favoured magic and healing. Mischief and destruction follow Loki wherever he goes, so what sort of misfortunes might befall Althea as she and the silver tongued prince fall in love? Loki/OC ON HIATUS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,588 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Loki, OC]
Natalie's Tale by Werewolf Cub reviews
Natalie undergoes the worst fear of all the children of Gavaldon: she is taken by the Schoolmaster. Follow her journey through the years as she struggles to learn enough to survive her fairytale (Yeah, THAT wasn't a bad summary. *Sarcasm*). Set before Agatha and Sophie. As this is my first story, flames are accepted, embraced, welcomed, and encouraged.
School for Good and Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 8/25/2013 - OC
The Dimension Hunters by RainbowFartingUnicorns reviews
What happens when Skullduggery and his friends suddenly turn up in the Marvel Universe?
Crossover - Skulduggery Pleasant series & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Demon Child by Dave the psychotic chipmunk reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie have a new case. Find a 11 year old girl and take her back to the sanctuary. Easy. until they realize shes the child of a demon. The Devil to be exact. Then chuck in explosions, death and food. and you get this!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., B-R. Sanguine, OC
What is reality? by obsessedhow reviews
Valkyrie wakes up after an accident and now there is no proof that Skulduggery exist or any sign of the magical community. Rating may change.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
The New Kids by Foehammer123 reviews
Percy, Thalia, and Nico have left behind their old lives to live in a quiet town called White Chapel. Little did they know that this town has a dark past. Will they help their new friends when the time comes? Percy X Sarah
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Percy J., Sarah
Ascension by Funygirl38 reviews
Loki's descent complete, he seeks the solace that only death can bring until someone gives him hope and a chance to find love again. The sequel to Descent. Find Descent here.. /art/Descent-Chapter-1-325212112
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Thor, Loki
A Father's Duty by Robyn Hood reviews
Azazel finds a teenage Kurt in devastating circumstances. He must take care of his son now and avenge him. My headcanon Kurt and Azazel - mixtures of comics, movies, cartoons, and my own ideas. T for violence and possibly disturbing scenes.
Crossover - X-Men & x-men - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
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I'm Not All Rotten reviews
The Doctor was wrong, and he's lost everything. Now he and Martha are at the mercy of an insane timelord with all the power. But the Master has a new goal- to make the Doctor his. Martha intends to do everything she can to save the Doctor and keep him away from the Master, but what happens if the Doctor doesn't want to be saved?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/10 - [10th Doctor, The Master] Martha J.
Drums reviews
Offred has just been taken out of the Commander's house by the Eyes for revealing state secrets. Now the head of the house is doomed and he will drag the rest down with him. (One shot- Serena Joy's POV)
Handmaid's Tale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Complete
Breaking the Cycle reviews
An AU where the surface is essentially a dystopia: Sans knew there hadn't been an anomaly in the timespace continuum for a long time, but when two humans fall into the underground with stories of a great evil on the surface, Sans thinks it's safe to say things aren't going to be like they used to anymore.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 2/19/2018 - OC, Sans, Undyne, Alphys
Far from Godliness reviews
Mevolent's daughter, Oria, was always loyal to him, to his cause. She never faltered in her faith for the Faceless Ones, or in him. But Oria will be forced to question everything that she's ever learned when she discovers the truth behind Mevolent's religious crusade after she becomes Lord Vile's apprentice. Set during the war with Mevolent. Rated T for graphic situations.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Skulduggery P., Lord Vile, Mevolent, OC
The Last Necromancer reviews
Thousands of years after Valkyrie died and the humans declared war on magic, the whole world collapsed. People possessing magic are hunted down and slaughtered and most travel in groups to avoid death. Valkyrie? Skulduggery? All that remains of their legacies are ashes. Little stories and rumors. But something's rising from the ashes. A second spark is waiting... (Cover Art by me.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015
Braces! reviews
What if... Skulduggery got braces from Kenspeckle Grouse... (one shot)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L., Ghastly B. - Complete