NEW PROFILE AGAIN!! (Realising you haven't updated since you were 16...welp XD)

Hello, My name is kkmaree, and I...am an insomniac. I could probably say something really smart here, but i couldnt really be bothered at the moment. Too tired. (yawn)

Real Name- Kayla. see its not that great

Nicknames-Axel, Ax, KK, Kay and multiple others

Nationality-Good ol' Ozzie from the land down under

Sex-female last time i checked though i really dont act like one

Sexuality-gay and proud of it

Relationship Status- single

Height-about 5'8-9"

Looks- I have dyed my hair red but am naturally blonde. I have hazel-green eyes and wear glasses.

Age-20, damn, I'm getting old XD

Fave characters- Axel, Roxas, Riku and Sora from Kingdom Hearts. And they are just 4 of them. I swear i have too much space in my mind for character names.

OTPs- AkuRoku, RikuSora, AkuRiku, SoraRoxas...ah screw it! I have a photographic memory, i could name hundreds and im sure we dont want that now do we?

Likes-reading, writing, drawing, yaoi, crossplaying (cause i always cosplay as guys), music (preferebly anything other than country or rap), puzzles ( i freak people out with rubix cubes, hence my title the rubix queen), gaming (well i do work in a game store for crying out lound!) and many ther various things that i am too lazy to mention.

Dislikes-homophobics, pink, little brothers, bad cosplay wigs and costumes and lots of other stuffs.

Motto-If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried. ( i took this from demyx time on youtube. KellyJane is so cute as Axel and Sora!)

Quotes!-

Ri-ku, your phone is sticking into me again. Your phone sticks into me alot. -KellyJane aka Sora from the Sora Show

Flying is jumping off a cliff and missing the ground. -Unknown

You're not drunk if you can hold onto the floor with no hands! -Unknown again

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order. -Brian Pickrell

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein

(Playing Super mario on the wii at my friend's house)
Me:God i fail at this game. I mean look! I have NO lives left! I fail at a lot of things.
Friends Bro: Yeah, the main one being hetrosexuality

Dancing is flailing with style! -Majikaru-Rin

I will add more, promise.

MSN & E-mail: kkmaree@hotmail.com

Now i could list all my favourite things here, but everybody does that and i get sick of seeing it over and over again. So if you like, i will post a fanfic called "My Fave Things" which will include all of this plus all my pairings as well. ...On second thoughts, that may take too long.

And thats about it, have any questions? Ask away, oh, and yaoi smut is much appreciated.

LIST OF THINGS FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.

29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.