Barbossa's Apple Wenches
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Joined 05-29-07, id: 1288842, Profile Updated: 09-11-09
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Threatens and Adores Here: I've decided to update our little profile because it seems quite outdated...

About Us: This account is composed of Threatens and Adores and SweetIntoxication: a single entity who used to be two people, but ended up becoming so similar that people often called them by the other's name despite the obvious differences in appearance. It's a long sad story that will perhaps be told by generations after our own...

Our Story:

Best of the Bad--A nice little Pirate's paraody tearing into the awful pairings in this fandom--some real, some made-up, and some just flat out weird.

Updates: As much as I (I'm sure we) love our little story, it doesn't get updated too much except when I vaguely rememeber it exists and slap together something.

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Angel Hands by caitreylove reviews
A 'ghostfree' Opera Populaire reopens. A cynical ghost matches wits with the manager's daughter in a game of love, lust, betrayal, power and fortune...the game of life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Erik, OC
Behind Closed Doors by Kat097 reviews
Modern day. Christine is a woman showing a mask to the world. But soon she's going to meet someone who is going to make it difficult for her to keep her true self behind closed doors. Leroux based with musical elements.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,107 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Christine, Erik
Attack of the Sue by Kryss LaBryn reviews
The striking Ariella Ravenna has escaped her tragic past and come to the foot of sweet Music's throne, seeking singing lessons from the man she is sure will be her soul mate. But what will Christine do? And what will Erik say? Sequel to All Hallow's Eve.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
What was Made for Children by Lear's Fool reviews
Cinderella. It's almost funny in a way, how they've made the name sound as if it were singular. There were in fact two girls, twin sisters, from whom the name was derived. Formely titled Image of Perfection, or Happily Ever After
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 3/26/2006
The Hyde Formula by N.S.L. Jewelles reviews
A young scientist in modernday London studying the case of Henry Jekyll is sent back in time due to a mishap in the lab. It isn't long before she finds that she has more to do with Jekyll than she thinks...AU, rating subject to change
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006
The Best of the Bad reviews
Chapters full of strange and cliched pairings. Chapters fully of romantically piratical fun! Who knows what writers would come up with these strange, unreal situations. And even better what twisted minds would actually make a fanfic out of this? we did.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007