JackQuill-San
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Joined 08-12-07, id: 1349947
Author has written 1 story for Nightmare Before Christmas.

This a collaboration account of the following Authors:

-Jack Skellington's Mistress

-Quillian91

-Yumi-oni-san

You may find our pages under Favorite authors, and we all encourage you to check out our personal stories.

We will be posting out a few stories soo, but since one of our lovely gang dosent live near the other two, we may only get on in the dead of night, when its daytime for her. T_T

Anyways, please check it all out!!!!!

Regards,

-Quillian91

It's me, Jack Skellington's Mistress. T.T

I'd just like to point out that because I live in Australia and the other two live in America, does NOT mean I should be victimised!

I am merely living in a socially outlawed society, and can in NO WAY be held responsible for contact times and/or update causes.

I mean, it's like me saying God should be voted out because he lives too far away.

I mean, WTF?!

So really, what I'm trying to say is...

VOTE #1 AUSTRALIA!!

Oh, and...

BEWARE THE POSER HIPPIES!

AND THE OVER-CONFIDENT, SEXUALLY-DRIVEN WOOKIES!

-Erin

Quill would also like to add to the above message by her dear Australian friend that it is indeed her fault, and it is hopeless to deny it, but also realizes that it is LASHA'S fault since she is NOT HERE AND HASN'T CALLED!!!!! So Quill would like to suggest to Jack's Mistress plot a suitable revenge for the other member of out trio.

Quill also thinks that we should pull all the stops out in this coming fanfiction, which currently has no name. Quill wants Jack's Mistress's opinion on what this should be. She also believe Pro Australian, since there is no denying the obvious #2 Status of America, but would like to remind her Washington's schools have a longer summer break, and we have Halloween and Forth of July, along with Thanksgivings.

Regards,

-Quill

Mrs Skellington denies all the above, although she didn't understand half of it...O_o

BUT. She did understand the revenge part. She suggests leering extensively at said member of trio, and possibly even the stealing of some hooker-shoes...? She wonders, perhaps, if Quill has Lasha's house key, knows where it is, or can seduce Lasha's father to let her into Lasha's room.

She's like to add that Australia is prettier than America, and no one is mugged or raped by black niggas for merely living.

-Erin

Quill would quite like to agree with you, and does indeed know where her house key is, but is quite certain that said other member has taken her shoes with her on vacation. She reminds Mrs. Skellington that She is rather sneeky, and could always sneak into her house in the dead of night to find said shoes, but fears for her saftey. After all, she would like to remind Mrs. Skellington that there is a rabid Raoul on Lasha's roof, and he does not pay rent, and therefore, is angry at the threats of being forcibly evicted.

Quill also extends her deepest appologies and wished to explain about the part you did no understand. Quill's school had LOOONG summer breaks, and we have more holidays, which means we have more time off. However, Australia is awesome and very pretty indeed, and so Quill is very much Pro Australian.

Reguards,

Quill

Miranda is outraged at Quill's spelling of "Australia" and thinks perhaps she should go back to knitting cats. T_T

-Erin.

Quill is absolutely shocked that after all shehad written, the only comment Mrs. Skellington could make is about the spelling choices, which has been corrected. Quill would say more but is sobbing to hard from listening to the Pan's Labyrinth Soundtrack. This can also be explained about the above spelling choices, and that she hopes Mrs. Skellington would understand this, haveing just seen the movie, and knows how said the ending song and part is.

-Quill

Miranda is wailing now, and hopes Quill and anyone reading the profile page will forgive her, as she may have to retch in the bathroom at some point.

She'd also like to point out that it was only two grapes.

-Erin

Quill quite understands this, and begins to cry louder, sobbing about the faun and Ofelia and the whole thing and how sad it all is, and everything about the movie before collapsing in a bursting fit of hysterics, unable to do much more than huddle on the floor.

-Quill

Miranda pats her back and whispers sweet nothings...to Jack. Tee hee.

Miranda would like to know whether Quill is coming with her this full moon, seeing as Yumi can't?

-Erin

Quill sends her kindest agreements about the full moon, seeing aas she didnt want to be alone either. Quill then begins to write a Pan's Labyrinth fanfiction, which will hopefully be up within a day. Quill spots Bonejangles, and tackles his hat right off him, before dragging him over to her computer chair, making him sit on it, before sitting on his lap, which is rather uncomfortable, seeing how he IS a Skeleton.

-Quill

Miranda giggles and disappears with Jack following naughtily. whip crack

-Erin

Quill looks statled at this, before turning an eye towards Bonejangles, who looks slyly back, Quill quickly grabbs him, intending on exploring the theories of many jokes her friends had made about Jangaling Bonejangles Bones...

-Quill

Miranda finds this more funny that Quill can ever imagine.

-Erin

Quill replied that Miranda forgot to sign her name. She also says that she has an excelent boyfriend, what with over 300 bones..._--

-Q

Miranda likes Jack sexy long legs and tail coat with pinstripes better.

-ERIN

So does Quill, but then again, she realizes that both Jack and BJ are played by the same person, and they they are both amazingly sexy! Quill also wonders why your name was in capitals, but dosent want to feel left out...

-QUILL

Miranda thinks maybe Danny Elfman is a Sex God too? Especially singing "Hushabye Mountain"! sob I LOVE it!

-ERIN

Quill agrees immediatly that he is a Sex God, and wants to go jump him. O_o Haha, No, She really does.

-Quill

--Quill glares as Mrs. Skellington, and asks her why she hasnt responded. She would also like to say that her Pan's Labyrinth story is uploaded.

-Quill

Miranda Skellington appologises, for she hadn't realised Quill had spoken!

She reassures Quill that she has indeed reviewed said Pan's Labyrinth story.

-ERIN

Quill cheers and runs around the room wildly waving her snakie in the air. Quill then wonders what someone who iss reading this bio must think of them...

-Quill

Sin flicks her tongue out cutes, looking curious.

-Sin

Spot giggles his guinea pig-like giggle and popcorns around his cage.

-Spot

Quill coos at both Sin and Spot, and wishes Spot good luck in growing his hair back. She also makes vauge comments about how icky microwave bacon is...

-Quill

Erin develops shifty eyes, as she has never tried microwave bacon before. She is currently shouting at her father, who refuses to believe she doesn't want to help clean out the shed so he can make it a bar for him and his friends.

-JSM

Spot giggles merrily at the completion of his treatment, and gives Sin a hug. He grabs a small comb and combs back his newly-grown hair.

"There once was an amiable guinea-pig,

who combed his hair back like a periwig.

He wore a sweet tie

As blue as the sky

And his whiskers and buttons were very big."

-Beatrix Potter

-Spot

Sin: A Skellington's Dream reviews
From the Authors who brought you tons of fics. When Alex, Erin, and Lasha go through the Pumpkin door, they go on the adventure of a lifetime! With inside jokes, the find themselves loving this world. The only cource of their adventure? A Snake named Sin.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007