Hello to whomever is reading, I'm Hiccup. lol I'm 19 years old and I recently discovered this site and figured I should join. I'm a major Hiccelsa shipper and I'm thinking of writing a story or two. I'm not really a writer but I figure it's worth a shot. So if I ever do write some stories, judge them with a little leniency. lol

I doubt it, but if anybody has any questions or suggestions or just wants to chat, I check this daily and would be more than willing to hear you out or chat back. haha

NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy.
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased, call their dragons for help.

NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it.
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile.
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "THE GODS HATE ME!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic."
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.
HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons.
HTTYD FANS: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: draw strength 8.

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly show them an eel, scratch them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip, or reflect the light off of something so they can chase it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all
HTTYD FANS: will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them, and make a saddle and tail-piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart. (Example: *switches to scottish accent* Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"
HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."
HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 2."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.
HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, will go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: "If you get blasted, you're dead." -Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.
HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)