Crossover with Artemis Fowl. This year at Hogwarts: dementors, Hermione with a crush on an evil Slytherin genius, plots against Lucius, self-defense with Butler, spying on Lupin, and one alliance between Artemis and Draco guaranteed to shake things up.

Hermione and Draco are made Head Boy and Girl...but a fight between them leaves them stuck in a room! Will they be able to sort out their differences or not? My first fic so go easy! Thank you all for sticking with me! Now complete!

This is basically an Interview with Artemis Fowl! Rated M for strong language and sexual contex. Prepare to laugh your head off!This was written with elfandproud

They all have their niches, and they will always fill them. But if they didn't, if they went outside those lines drawn in the sand...

In their relationship, Bruce receives a lot from Diana. But what does he give her in return? BatWW oneshot.

Dick and Tim try to surprise Bruce on his birthday...

Some people wish for something. The reality is something different

Doctor Watson dreads April Fool's Day, and with good reason.

Basically, this is the story of Artemis Fowl. The condensed version.The really, really condensed version. The socondensedthatitmakesnosenseunlessyoualreadyknowtheplot version. So what is it good for, you ask? Well, I find it amusing…

Sherlock Holmes questions his own trustworthiness and wonders at Watson's loyalty. Oneshot.

Bruce, Clark, the Flash, and a LabelMaker. C'mon, you know you're interested. Read it!

BMWW: Three months after Odi, Amo et Excrucior, Batman has second thoughts when his dreams are visited by a mysterious omniscient. Can Wonder Woman and the League save him? Does he want to be saved? Why does Flash have ice cream?

Vergil was always the inquisitive one. Sparda struggles with the issue of informing Vergil of where he came from. Please R&R

In which Sherlock Holmes discovers that death is not what it seemed to be...oneshot.

Lestrade sees a flicker of, what? Sadness? regret? fear? as Sherlock Holmes steps into this strange new world that has brought him back from death itself.

In which Watson and Holmes are reminded that there is less to mourn and much to celebrate...

NEW TITLE, SAME STORY. CH8 IS FINALLY HERE! After an insanely long amount of time, in which I probably lost all supporters, I have updated! What happens when Artemis regains his memory but loses control to his hormones? And what about Opal and the pri

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...

If you're a good boy, maybe I'll buy you a lollipop." Since when has Holly Short broken a promise? Set after "The Eternity Code". Meant to be one-shot, continued to please insatiable reviewers. NOW COMPLETE

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

A HP parody using Artemis & co. as the cast. Rating may change.