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name joshua

straight
male
black
golden brown eyes
short black hair
5foot7 with out shoes

Country: United States
Interests and Hobbies: likes anime plays guitar loves cute things kickboxing writes songs thats it oh and ...i love cute things i love cute things i love cute things i love cute things i love cute things i love cute things

Animes:azumanga daiogokusen, s cry ed, death note, code geass lelouch/rebellion, wolfs rain, haruhi suzumiya,street fighter,naruto, marmalade boy, to heart, supergals, bleach just to name a few Manga: video girl ai aumanga daioh, yotsuba&!, vampire kisses bleach,skip beat, ouran high school host club,

Music: :metal rock blues alternative punk :country, some rap, hip hop, favorite rock station(since i dont know any other rock stations, email me if you find any) is 91.3

song: a horse with no name, one X, riot,Get out alive, this aint a scene its a god Damn arms race, its all over, animal I have become, bullet with a name, slow chemical, I ran over the taco bell dog, white and nerdy, cheer up emo kid(lol) I must be emo(lol again) F.I.G.H.T, die mf die,die motherfucker die (their 2 different songs by the same band) blood red sandman,i ran so far away( new version by bowling for soup)pain by 3 days grace, pain by jimmy eat world,brainstorm (i fukin love that song)

I dream of a world. a world of reality. a world in which We may go to war.

I dream of being able to fight. I wish for a place in which we can go to release all of our tension and frustration in battle.

and i dont mean virtual reality. i mean real war!!

where it takes more than a small twitch of the arm to snap a persons neck,

where when you jump on to the enemy's lower back and wrap your legs around their stomach the actually know how to throw you off!

and they try to instead of letting you just use your arms to push their upper half of their torso back while you pull back on thir lower half to expose their spinal column so that you may destroy it. by bashing it with your knuckles until your palms are bleeding along with your knuckles from their being bashed against hard bone and your finger nails being driven in to your palm with every strike!

i want a world where in order to crush someones skull with your bare hands you have to be able to actually have chest and back muscles strong enough to lift at least 600 pounds, and i want it to take force, not just a small clap!!

I want the blood of real men inside me insted of the discusting dirt that rezides in the cowardly and fat man of today!

riddled with cholesterol and saturated fat and msg!

i want a warrior that fights like he is on pcp. immune to pain and suffering. I want a man who doesn't just give up when his Achilles tendon is torn.

i want that ONE!

i want to be in the arena with that man, i want a man like Audie Murphy shooting at me!I want to feel the impact of a grenade again. blowing me away even when im 5 meters away from the maain blast. i want to know again the numbness that you get after being hit with a frag (from a grenade)

I want to be able to go into the jungle with others alike to myself and be unsure of whats going to happen. I want a vietnam

atmosphere when you'll never know when A wire will be tripped and a tree full of wooden spikes will come barreling toward you taking out half of your squad !

!! I want to go head to head with another plane in the sky, but not now with all of our high tech machine guns i mean with a prototype weapon, something that i can only hope is reliable, like in world war 2. i want that kind of air battle!

I want to be in the pod below the plane hearing the large anti aircraft guns going off below and the enemy gunners rounds hissing past this huge unsturdy bulb that im sitting in .

I want to know whats its like to almost fall out of the pod through the giant air squares that are in the thing!

I want those that I kill to come back,reincarnated in a different body so that we may fight again without knowing eachother untill battle is done!! i want access to all single person weapons ever invented and I want to be able to choose. only 3 for the first round and then I want to fight and gain more weapons by killing others and having them transferred back to my home!

I want their to be money battles as well, each player starts with a thousand dollars . and has to pay a fee set by the creator of the arena .then whoever wins gets all of the entrance fees and when you kill another you get money depending on their skill level, compared to yours,

if your both just average fighters, then you get a small amount, but if you take out like... bruce lee with a cheap shot while your just some yellow belt in like kung fu then your basically rich!

this is the world I want to live in

Fuck you cuz you think im insane lol

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Forever Yours by gman2006 reviews
Osaka has come back to Tokyo after an extended stay in her home town. Chiyo is rushing home to the girl that she loves and takes a look back down memory lane as she longs for her one and only.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Chiyo M. - Complete
Azumangaruto by R.O.TR reviews
War! But is that just a distraction? Beneath the streets a far more important battle will be fought- and will the hero ever appear!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 173,279 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Tomo T., Sakaki
Hikari and Ayumu Kasuga by Fade to Osaka reviews
A series of drabbles where Hikari Kasuga asks her sister for advice to broaden her knowledge.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,688 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/21/2007
Loving Chiyo by gman2006 reviews
My first Azu fic! Osaka discovers that she's in love with Chiyo-chan, but Chiyo gets the impression that Osaka is mad at her for something. Chiyo-chan starts drifting away from Osaka when Osaka realizes that she just wants Chiyo-chan to be closer.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,425 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Chiyo M., Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Azumanga Dysfunctional by Crow Heart reviews
A series of one-shots about our favorite girls! Most have pairings. Watch the girls interact and prove that friends are just the dysfunctional family you choose. Chockfull of sexual innuendos and mental truama for Chiyo. Reviews are greatly appreciated
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
Vampire! a new member to the Azu gang by NinjaM reviews
A new transfer student shows up, Rumors have it she's a vampire but is she really? Yuri KaguraXOc and Possible NyamoXOc
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
The Trouble With Kaorin by J.P. Martin reviews
Kaorin most likely had a crush on Sakaki in the Anime series. I could be entirely wrong, but here's my take on what would happen if Sakaki didn't mind an outburst of romance from Kaorin. Shojo Ai or whatever, nothing graphic at all. Chiyo and Minyamo in i
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Love and all that by R.O.TR reviews
Sakaki san, the one person she wants to be with. Kaorin struggles with her feelings and decides to take action...with help from Chiyo Chan. Osaka attempts a story and Kimura hasn't appeared at school. Completed with double update!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
the Hardest thing by Rishi kun reviews
NarutoHinata Oneshot "Because I love him…" Hinata said and smiled at him. “Sometimes the hardest thing you can do is to love someone"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Do We Exsit? by Anime Rebirth reviews
The Bonkuras try to answer this age old question.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Never Leave my Side Again, ChiyoChan by Fade to Osaka reviews
After a tragedy, tensions grow high between friends. Osaka feels the worst of it and feels like she can't take life anymore. I'm bad at summary's D:
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Sensorium by Weener1 reviews
After a harrowing experience late at night, Kaorin meets a new boy in the school who will quickly turn out to be more than she expected.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Luminous Heart by Ryuu Masken reviews
Kaorin is excited to go to Chiyo's summer home before the group parts for college, but what will she do when a simple mistake leads to the worst event of her life?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,980 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/17/2006
Is This Love That I'm Feeling? by TheSilverback reviews
The Azugirls begin to confront their true feelings, but it won't be a smooth road. Rated for language and shoujoai which is a secret code meaning girlxgirl, so if you don't like that, don't read this. NO OC PAIRINGS IN THIS STORY! Chapter 8 is here!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,432 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006
Yearning for Sakaki by Captain Sbop reviews
We all know that Kaorin has held feelings for Sakaki for a long time, but she never really acted on them. Well, what if she did? Please notice: Shoujo Ai!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
A Helping Hand by Sayu-chan reviews
Kaorin's unrequited love is obvious to everyone except Sakaki, who's somehow got it in her head that Kaorin doesn't like her. It's a total mess... until the new girl, Kimiko Abe, decides to take action. Rating for Shoujo ai. KaoxSak [Story Complete!]
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Not the Steak, You by Azure Archer reviews
Yukari has once again fallen asleep at Nyamo's house. But the dream she has will change her forever.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Complete
Boredom by Azure Archer reviews
Tomo gets bored while waiting for Yomi to finish her homework one night. Paper balls ensue. YomiTomo.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Tomo T., Koyomi M./Yomi - Complete
Pain by sugoisakaki reviews
This story is on hold. I will update it as soon as things slow down in my life. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005
Those were the Days by TheTrueWolfBrother reviews
Is this the happy,cheerful Ayumu we know? How things could´ve gone for the girls after graduation, focus on Ayumu. It´s actually an AngstRomanceDramaComedy, if that´s possible. Rated "R" for blood,language and Shoujo-ai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,022 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
As Long As Your Close To Me reviews
A hinata Naruto fic.its only my 2nd one so r and r and tell me what I need help on,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.