I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

By sheer chance, Naruto is trained by the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, etc. Now he shall have vengeance and fun. Rated M for a sadistic undead warlock protagonist and the mass killings of fluffy creatures.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

The Fourth War was over, peace has finally been achieved. Sasuke, unwilling to let this peace be at risk, continues to train his new-found powers to make sure this peace will last. When he practices with a Rinne-Sharingan Jutsu for the first time, however, things don't go as planned and is sent somewhere unreachable. Regardless, he will do anything it takes to come home again.

"Harry Potter of Earth you have within you great rage. Welcome to the Red Lantern Corps." these words forever changed the life of young Harry Potter. Now watch as he goes through life doing all he can to control his rage. will he succeed or will he succumb to the beast within.

His godly chakra reserves? All gone. Amazing and destructive jutsu? Can't use 'em. Weak? Not even close. If all else fails then good old fashion exercise will help. Unfortunately, he may have overdone it because now Naruto is bored. "How'd you get so strong?" "Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of orange juice!"

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

The boy who lived simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's Hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU

There must always be balance Yin and Yang,Light and Dark, Good and Evil, Order and Chaos. When young Wanda Maximoff discovered she could control energy of Chaos on the other side of the world a young Harry Potter found out he could control the power of Order. When these 2 meet history will change. NOT OP Harry, Good Dumbledore.

What if they never stranded in space and met the Didact. Instead, they landed in the North. How will the lords and kings deal with this mighty warrior from the stars? Join Master Chief and Cortana as they turn the cold, backward region into the most advance kingdom in the World of Ice and Fire. (M for profanity and gore)

The world has no use for Sasuke, he is now gone from the world of Ninjas as he transcends to the next life, but. What if the next life was truly a new life for him to live in and to be with a familiar face that will be by his side no matter what. Welcome to the world of Hunters, watch as the Uchiha's leave a mark on this world for a better *Chapters 1-10 currently being edited*

A guilt ridden Madara leaves his world via Amenominaka after succeeding with the Infinite Tsukuyomi, unintentionally transforming all the inhabitants of his planet into white Zetsu. Hundreds of years afterwards he happens across two young girls in a new dimension, could they be the key to giving Madara reason to exist again?

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

Batman receives an unexpected distress call from two of his most vicious enemies. Could this be about their young ward, the mysterious, mystical, Magical Marauder of Gotham? GEN.

The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror