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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Btw THE RULES WERE COPIED FROM ShadowCat98, modified by me

The rules I live by:

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than bros. (or sistas)

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise kids to love Video Games Cartoons.

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first. (Zombies, murderers and even Rebecca Black could be back there.)

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight. (lol Gremlins)

Rule #10: Try to go SUPER SAIYAN every day.

Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT! (Vamps only)

Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it. EVERYTIME.

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!"

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room.

Rule #15: Kick anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is Justin.

Rule #17: Assume every assassin knows karate.

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times. (Dr. HOUSE is in da HOUSE!!!! (WAIT, wut?)

Rule #21: Use Super Mario impression everywhere. ( It'sa me, MARIOOOO!)

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #24: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4. ( KABOOMSKI!)

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading Yaoi or Yuri on the site. (*reads gay stories* W...T...F?)

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth italian douchebag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You will NEVER win!)

Rule #34: If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve mysteries with a bimbo, a lesbian, a douchebag, a stoner and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin.

Rule #42: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsaber.

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.

Rule #47: If girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her.

Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with other people, aim to kill.

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.

Rule #60: Never listen to heavy metal around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Know that Science is a lie! (No, the CAKE is a LIE!) (lol SM 64 ref.)

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always another person who can do them better. (True)

Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE!

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist, BTW)

Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to friend's house and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.

Rule #79: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #80: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!!!

Rule #81: Always have a fork in your car (strangers in the back seat)

"If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up."

"Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name."

1. "Mum: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk?

2. "Me: No!...yes."

"Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies."

About Edward Cullen's Hair * "Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."

"I Like Trains."

"If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD."

Q:If Princess Bubblegum and Marceline the Vampire Queen got into a fight, who would win?

A:Werewolf Queen, IT'S ALWAYS WEREWOLF QUEEN!

"When life hands you Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus and Rebecca Black, throw them back and demand lemons."

"When life hands you melons, you're Dyslexic."

"Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling."

1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality."

2. "What happens?"

3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality."

"Guys who dress up like bats and spiders clearly have issues."

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to spead a rumor that there's a new 4th forrbidden spell called Rickroll.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) I am not allowed to use a spell if the thought of it makes me giggle for more than 5 seconds.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) I will not feed first years to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will not refer to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM!" every time I use magic.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not say that "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was hardcore."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not turn Snape into Troll Face.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood more LSD.

40) I will not trick a school House Elf to strip of its clothing and to make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I will not say I weigh the same as a duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) I will not tell first years that Gryffindor Courage comes in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) I will not say that "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

...But yes, I will anyway.

Wut?

Total: 6

I am Air! :D

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

God must love stupid people- he made so many.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Adventure Time..._)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll,KevinShibatatchi

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a horror film and yell "IT'S A F*CKING TRAP, DON'T GO IN THERE!"or "DON'T SPLIT UP YOU RETARDS!" then copy this into your profile

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Justin Bieber was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would grab a lawn chair,3-D glasses and popcorn. 3 Percent would just push him off. Copy and Paste if you were the 3 or 5 percent.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

I think that IceQueenxBenson is the best crossover pairing EVER.

Problem?

Put this on your site If you like to laugh!

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

92 percent of teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!

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Paste that on your profile if you can read it!

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile

Attempting to give a shit...

Unable to give a shit. Stopping.

Process failed. Shit not given.

Twinkle, twinkle, little whore, you're at school not Jersey Shore.

How Insane are you?

[X] You have slaped at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [ ] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 5

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I TOTALLY Knew that... _) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [ ] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:10

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [X] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 19

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Fuck homework :) [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 24

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [X] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 28

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 32

32 x 3 = 96%

I AM 96% INSANE!