Nephi136hide bio
Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Yo. If you're reading this then that means you wandered onto my profile page. If you've come here on purpose, then please, read on. If you're here by accident... then I really don't know what to tell you. This is probably the part where I'm supposed to tell you something about myself, y'know, so you have a reason to actually be here? I guess I should start with the basics: I was born in a hospital. I am human (or so I've been told). I am male (this I've confirmed). I like animals. I've had a lot of pets and only a few of them were truly dislikable.What do I do for a living? I've found that eating food, drinking water, and sleeping regularly allow me to stay alive, so that I guess. Also, I sell make and sell food at a concession stand. Just doing my part to make sure other people eat and drink too. You can sleep on your own time.Schooling? I'm currently studying to be a paralegal, which is kind of like being a lawyer except you do all of the grunt work, while they get all the credit.Hobbies? I do stuff that I like to do. I do that stuff when I like to and like to do it when I like. Like leaving potentially confusing messages in personal profiles.One Final Note: A# That will be all. |
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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23534 - Favs: 16,798 - Follows: 16,725 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
De-cruited by thewhitepatch reviews
After the defeat of Grima, Robin has been tasked with firing the different Shepherds. Join him as he lets each of them down as easily as he can.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 59,870 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
A Noble Heart's Desire (canceled) by Adrian Celsius reviews
No one can truly tell you who to love. Status or breeding means little to those who share such emotions. One, a proud noblewoman. The other, a man with no past, no power, and no influence. Who will take the first step and cross the boundary that separates their social classes? Or is such a love never meant to be...? This fic has been canceled.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,896 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Maribelle, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
A Day in the Life by smileplease91 reviews
Drabbles of Fire Emblem Awakening characters. Relationships, family, friends- perhaps even those whom we wished had supports but did not. Discontinued.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 336 - Words: 212,448 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
Daydreams and Nightmares by lambentLodestar reviews
It's a weird sensation to fall asleep in California one day and wake up in Ylisse at the same time. Apparently my name is now Shanzira, and I'm trying not to die here. Came pretty close already. I need to brush up on my knowledge of this game; it's been two years since it came out, and being in college and all, I've had my hands full, what with animating. Robin, don't let me die!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,229 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 5/5/2013
Wasted by MasterOfThisGuise reviews
Potential consequences of heavy alcohol consumption: numerous health issues, doing stupid crap that you'll regret the next day, the dreaded hangover, and waking up in a video game world. Yeah, I kind of freaked out when I learned about that last one. Awakening SI.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 252,598 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013
Precious Moments by ArcanaHermit reviews
Throughout the many timelines, there is always something common about the avatar Robin: The love he has for his wife. Now let us see how Robin, in his many incarnations spend some time with the woman he chose to love for eternity. My first fanfiction. Criticism is welcome.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,058 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 8/23/2016 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
Deliverance by Lex of Light reviews
A foreign mage seeking to understand her heart, and a tactician following the ideals of a dead monarch. This is their story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tharja, Avatar/Robin
Northern Fortress Training Video by P.T. Piranha reviews
AKA "Jakob teaches Felicia how to do her job". Takes place before the game, may contain small divergences. May also contain small personality spoilers. Based on a certain cartoon about learning how to work at an undersea restaurant...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Avatar/Corrin, Felicia, Jakob, Flora
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Morgan's Unique Sibling Supports by nhaer042 reviews
It's as the title says. A description would be redundant.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Lucina, Morgan, Inigo, Severa - Complete
The (Cruel) Mother's Gift and other Tales Through Time by Dane Namor reviews
A character centric series of tales dealing with numerous possibilities and "What ifs?" throughout FE:A. LATEST CHAPTER: As far as Robin knows, he's happily married, with a wife and child. So then why is his wife meeting other Shepherds to talk about him? And why is Morgan so worried? A lighthearted Robin/Say'ri story, looking at just what it means to become Emperor of a country.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 428,809 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Tiki, Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Tharja
Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything by Emerald Ashes reviews
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Failed a SpotPass by thewhitepatch reviews
The Forgotten Prince, The Bastard Prince of Plegia, The Exalted Moon, The Explosive Merchant, Naga's Legacy, and The Spawn of the Conqueror. Six lost sheep, tied together by fate. Join them as they learn about the dark future they came from, as well as their duty to this new world. Spin-off of Decruited.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,174 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Yen'fay, OC
Be Careful What You Say by Mr-Watch reviews
Be careful what you say, be careful what you do, and never let others think or speak for you. - Rated: T for humor, a bit of language, and a few suggestive themes.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,449 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Olivia] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 7,752 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tactician's Engagement by Migratory Housefly reviews
Set during the two-year timeskip in Awakening. Already harried after assuming the responsibilities of his late-sister the Exalt, Chrom faces another potential political fiasco when his tactician announces his intention to marry a potentially controversial figure.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Tharja] Chrom - Complete
Tokens by The Erudite reviews
Morgan wants to know more about her mother and father, but they're both such busy people. She has to rely on simple stories they can tell in between the times they're together. For this paticular subject, however, Morgan's patience and persistence know no bounds. Series of RobinxAnna one-shots. Completed.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,886 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Anna] Morgan - Complete
Arrivals In Effect by Mr.Crowbar reviews
We all have read the excellent stories of Self Inserts, Dimension Travelers and Time Travelers doing relatively good in the Mass Effect universe. But what if, in the constant migration of people into the Mass Effect universe, were some more unfortunate ones. The ones, who weren't able to be as much as others, or were simply unlucky.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,253 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Shepard (F)
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 273 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 423 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Rune Factory 4: Irony by Winter's ice reviews
Lest couldn't help but find it ironic that he was the one waking her up after he put in that order. This though really didn't bother him for it gave him the chance to express his feelings to the sleepy butler-in-training. It would be much easier though if Volkanon and Vishnal weren't constantly butting in and eavesdropping on his conversation, along with thinking he was a creeper.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Clorica, Lest] - Complete
Little Acorn by Colors of Iris reviews
One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yoroi A.
Massed Up by DelVarO reviews
When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 276,504 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Kingdumb Hearts II by P.T. Piranha reviews
Join Sora, Donald, and Goofy with various friends and enemies as they go through Kingdom Hearts II, only funnier. Can they reunite with Riku and King Mickey while keeping the Heartless and Organization XIII from messing up the worlds?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,087 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by susieboo reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by susieboo reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Pungeons & Braggin's by Brother Mirtillo reviews
It's a bard! It's a play-on-words! It's the Dashing Swordsman and his valiant comrades! No character is immune, and no plotline is safe.
Order of the Stick - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Belkar B., Durkon T., Elan, Roy G. - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 287 - Published: 1/8/2002
Dreaming of Sandwiches reviews
Death wasn't quite what I expected it to be. My rebirth wasn't much better. And now even the things I thought I knew about this world are have stopped mattering. I think I'm starting to understand why the Bijuu are ticked off all the time. Rated T for violence. Rating might be raised later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Gaara, Kankuro, OC