You stumble down a long hallway seemingly forgotten by time. There you find a heavy wooden door and as you push it open, the rusted hinges screech in an unholy way. Light pierces the darkness and amid the cobwebs and dusty bookshelves there lies a lone coffin. You can feel your heart racing the palms of your hands are sweaty. What lies within it? Who? You step forward and with the last amount of courage you have, you push open the wooden sarcophagus. You scream as a skeleton falls out on the floor in a heap of dusty remains. A small sign still clutched in its slender fingers. "Here lies writer's block 2000, a desperate author who was deprived of love."

Well, I do have a flare for the dramatics don't I? It has been three long years since I last logged into this account. I left behind nothing but a name, a few reviews, and small but nice collection of friends. I stopped reading fanfiction all together, I put down my pen for a long time, and have been on one of those cheesy spiritual journeys everyone is always on. I'll let you know if I ever find enlightenment. As for now, I am content with finding this old hole in the wall of a profile and revamping it. Hopefully, I will find some more stories to read, pick up where the old ones left off, and maybe post a few of my own. That is, if I can ever muster up the courage...and motivation.

Anyway, I guess I need to do a bit of reintroducing.

I'm Michael. Ripe ol' age of twenty-four, year I know I am too old for this site, bite me. I love zombies, vampires, homoerotic sponges...no that's not right, homoerotic stories. That's what I was looking for, hehe. I am still a huge fan of Pokemon. My current tv loves are, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, Orphan Black, American Horror Story (holla if ya love ya some Misty Day), and recently broke up with True Blood.

I am currently reading Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, couple short stories, and a lot of poetry.

When it comes to writing I have mostly stuck to poetry myself. Which I hope to compile into a book. I always have novel ideas floating around in my head but can never commit. I also have a few fanfic ideas too.

I do love to draw. I just have to get back in the mood. I'm hoping to take a few art classes in the spring so I will be forced back into art and have no choice. Take that you no good, lazy, two timing, MUSE! I'll show her!

I will be snooping around this site some before I do any writing. I need to make sure the rules haven't changed. Plus, the site is a bit different and I am sure there are loads more categories and stories to choose from. Happy trails, and I look forward to reestablishing myself here.

formerly known as writer's block 2000*