If being a depressive, lazy, tactful, lying, sack of bullshit of a graduated Editor is a game. I'd be on top of the leaderboard!

And Mac and Cheese, for all Of those Sark fans! :D

How I found this website\Other Websites I go to!

Google is a wonderful thing isn't it? I found it about two years ago trying to look up a SlyFoxHound, Yogscast fan fiction in 2010. I made an account and wrote a mine craft story a billion years ago. If you seen my channel picture that's proof I had fan art on it.

I'm on Warrior Cats RPG sometimes, as MysteryDungeonNerd, where I would live out my fantasy of being a cat and a Pokemon. I don't feel like writing any RPs i do with anyone who knows me on the site, so don't bother asking.

When I was still a newbie to writing, I wrote a discontinued Teen-Yogscast fiction. Don't bother asking me to write another chapter of that crock of shit. I might just redo it.

Of course I deleted the account I don't use anymore (Little Funray) for I didn't have enough time on my hands to keep writing all of my Minecraft Stories!

Who I am!

What's going on guys, my name is SyrupSpill and today I'll be telling you about my profile and my stories. I'm no stranger to this kind of thing. Even if my Profile is new I've been on the site for a long time with my other account. DrillMax4. If you guys are fans of DrillMax. Don't worry. He's (Well... I'm) not dead, I'm just in the middle of passing the kidney stone called Writer's Block!

1. My name is Lucky Golious. Don't try to Google it for I don't use Facebook or any other of that shit.
2. I'm Nineteen
3. I love ruining Animated Kids Movies
4. I'm a dick.
5. I'm lazy, so it takes a week for Five Thousand word chapters to come out. That's even when I'm not sick or depressed.
6. I do on planning to make other stories other than Rio, That'll happen over the summer so don't you worry your pretty little mind. ;)
7. I'm on Wattpad.
8. I use to be on FIMFiction, not anymore.
9. I love music, I'm in my own little garage band!
10. I'm in a writing group, named TrialByPen. You can follow them on Wattpad.com
11. Rap music is my jam.
12. Hip hop is best genre, followed by Pop.
13. Rainbow Dash isn't best pone. Button Mash is.
14. I love small channels on YouTube
15. If you haven't notice, I have at least Five OCs for Rio.
16. I have a dog, Magick the Dog. She's one of my Original Characters!
17. I don't plan on having a Tumblr.
18. #Dernsure
19. I am Robbaz's first subscriber.
20. I am a hardcore Eminem fan.
21. I play Call of Duty sometimes, not religiously however.
22. I have a YouTube Channel.
23. I have a Twitch.TV channel; you can go there and watch me write stories if you so please.
24. I draw, but not digitally. I don't take commissions, only requests and you may not even get it in the first place.
25. I love love music, I hate love stories.
26. I write depressive stories, not dark stories.
27. IKf you want, I can write you a story with any of my Original Characters or ship them with each other.
28. Gajin Rock is best Rock.
29. I'm never on 4chan, even though I talk like I do.
30. Thirty reasons you read my stories.
31. I love reviews.
32. I love you guys; my little filterkeys. ;)
33. Stuck in Your Radio is a cool band
34. If it exists, it has p0rn of it. No exceptions.
35. If it exists, there is Fan Ficiton about it. No exceptions
36. Carlos and Blu is best gay ship.
37. Jewel and Blu is best straight ship.
38. Marshal as a falcon is badass.
39. Agent Three is best at stealth. Suck a dick Sam Fisher.
40. Don't talk about Teen Yogscast. I'm not writing it anymore asshole.
41. I swear too much when typing, not in person.
42. The SongBird in Bioshock is my Wife.

I'm not the one to go into detail about my life, but I'll tell you this. If I read, watched, tasted, fucked, or heard. I wrote a FanFiction about it. Right now I'm writing so I can't be bothered to go more into detail. So below I'll tell you about the stories I'm about to make and is at the moment revising and being edited by yours truly.

My list of Original Characters!

YouTube:

Rio:

Splinter Cell:

James Bond:

MineCraft:

DC Comics:

Pokemon:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon:

Guardians of Ga-Hoole:

BioShock: None X_X
BioShock 2:

BioSock Infinite:

My Little Pony:

Call of Duty

Battlefield

Halo (1-Spartan Assault)

Spartan 544: Lucky Wolfe

(More to come!)

Updating Status

Don't get hopes up for new chapters everyday, be patent. I like to have good time with my family and other things first. Fanfiction is not the top priority. I also like Quality over Quantity. Meaning no 58 words a chapter because I'm not bothered any more and I want to send out a chapter. Give me time to give you the big dick because I know you don't like the two inch punisher when you can have the whole motherfucking sirloin with beefy gravy. Immature I know, but you'll get my point. (Four sex puns in one sentence... I'm going to hell xD) ._.

Majorly, you find Rio stories on my channel because I love Rio and Rio 2! I'm slightly hoping that in the next Rio 3 will have a new concept. Like my Eight Million Chances story. A American bird trying to make a living in Rio De Caprio, with no knowledge how to dance or somba, he can only rap and stuff. That would be badass!

Please don't be a dick to me, if you flame my stories. I'm not the one to get emotional but if you're going to leave a review; please make it praise or criticizing my work. To be honest I loove reading all of the Reviews other people get and I would love to get the same tough love from everyone. Read my stories, review. Enjoy your time. If you're that much of a douche that you want to just flame me because you think I suck? Well you swallow.

Edit 5/20/2014:

Okay: I need to know if you guys would enjoy a Longer Chapter to appose to more chapters?

All these lines looking fancy as FUCK.

Story's I'm working on// Planning to work

on!

RIO STORIES I WORKING ON/PLANING TO WORK ON!

(The 'Turning Evil' Saga)

1. Missing: He's gone... I can't find him{Status: Complete. Uploading Final Chapters.}
2. My Everything: Finally found him... but he's not the same Blu I know{Status: Being worked on.}
3. Dream vs. Reality:The Struggle between the two lines of Fiction and Reality. Regret and Moving on{Status: Planning}
4. Embraced by Pain: Consumed by darkness{Status: Planning}
5. Silent Paradox: Going back in time to the source of the problem.{Status: Planning}
6. Under the Detective: We have to find him{Status: Planning}
7. The Gateway that Hang Kings: We have to end this. {Status: Planning}
8. EXTRA:For the Exile of the Cold Shadows (Cold Shadows):
9. EXTRA: The Strays:{Status: Planning}
10. EXTRA:Coming Home:{Status: Planning}

(The Exiled Saga)

1. Double Life, Double Lied (One Chapter):{Status: Planning}
2. The American Dream: {Status: Planning}
3. Spots Echoing the Sky: {Status: Planning}
4. Operation: Find Blu:{Status: Planning}
5. I Forgive, I don't Forget: {Status: Planning}

(The 'Regretting' Saga)

1. Cold Shoulder:{Status:Nearly Complete!}
2. Should have been there... {Status: Being Worked on.}
3. Toxic:{Status: Planning}
4. Blu and his curious Jewel:{Status: Planning}
5. EXTRA (Lemon... X_X) Melodies of my Heart {Status: Planning}
6. Choices {Status: Planning}

(The 'Rap God' Saga)

1. Eight Million Chances {Status: Being Worked on}
2. Bad meets Evil {Status Planning.}

(Shared Enigma)

1. Bejeweled Name. {Status: Being Worked on}

Everyday everyday the sun comes out,
I know that we will be okay,
Everyday everyday the moon shines bright,
And on my heart your head will lay,

Because I am with you,
And I love all that you do,
I know we're meant to be,

So stay with me,
and together we we'll sing,
Together we will sing,

Dah dahdah dah dah dah,
dah dahdah dah ooouuuhh oohhhh,

Everything you do, everything you day,
What you say?
Everywhere you go, everything you do
What you do?
I know we'll make it through,

Stay with me, 'cause I don't need no anybody,
Please don't go,
'cause I don't want to be the one left alone,
Lay with me, 'cause I don't need no anybody,
Please hold on,
'cause everything without you seems to go wrong

Even if, even if it'd dark outside,
I'll keep you safe from any harm,
Even if, even if it's cold outside,
I'll wrap you gently in my arms,

Because I am with you,
And I love all that you do,
I know we're meant to be,

I've been living underground; locked in the silence.
Until you came and dug me up into a world full of violence.

Now we are spinning down anti-spirals.
(cut it, cut it out, cut it, cut it out)
So many faces, so many trials.
(cut it, cut it out, cut it, cut it out)

They won't stop our evolution.
Who do you think we are?
Fight against your execution.
Who do you think we are?
(whoa)

Trust me and we'll fly, not fall.
Tip the balance to risk it all.
Together we can go so far.

(row row fight the power)

(Look up!)
All the lights in the sky are stars.
(reach out with your fist)
Let's demolish the tower.
We are complete (our souls are fused)
My drill will pierce through.

Go!

A twisting helix binds to me,
It follows everywhere I go.
It carries the hope of humanity,
And everything we know.

Smash your head into mine.
(cut it, cut it out, cut it, cut it out)
Time stops as we combine.
(cut it, cut it out, cut it, cut it out)

They won't stop our evolution.
Who do you think we are?
Fight against your execution.
Who do you think we are?

Trust me and we'll fly, not fall.
Tip the balance to risk it all.
Together we can go so far.

(who the hell do you think we are?)

(look up!)
All the lights in the sky are stars.
(reach out with your fist)
Let's demolish the tower.
We are complete (our souls are fused)
There's no defeat (this path we choose)
We are complete (our souls are fused)
My drill will pierce through.

Believe in me (believe in me)
Who believes in you (who believes in you)
Believe in me (believe in me)
Who believes in you (who believes in you)

Believe in me, who believes in you.
My drill will pierce through.

So will you be there for me when I hit the ground?
I don't be the one that turns around
leaving all your questions never answered.

So if you're feeling that the emotions
may as well just ride.
Ring around the roses with a pocket of smiles.
We both fall down.

Beating in my chest,
it makes me turn red.
Feeling flowing high
just makes thing A-OK!

And I know this isn't superficial,
and I know that we've been official.

Beating in my chest,
it makes me turn red.
Feelings flowing high
just makes things A-OK!

And I know this isn't superficial,
and I know that we've been official.

Since, we're King and Queen
of worlds, that dont exist!

So when you see me frowning,
would you make me smile?
Of all the girls I've listed,
you're the first one down!

If I am your king,
can I wear my crown?

So if you're feeling it all over,
baby break the ice.
Ring around your fingers won't make things right
if we don't stick around!

Ooh woah oh oh oh
woah oh oh oh oh
woah oh oooohh
wooaah oh oh oh
Wooah ohh ohh oh oh
woaah oh oh oh
oo woah ohh

Beating in my chest,
it makes me turn red.
Feelings flowing high
just makes things A-OK!

And I know this isn't superficial,
and I know that we've been official.

Beating in my chest,
it makes me turn red.
Feelings flowing high
just makes things A-OK!

And I know this isn't superficial,
and I know that we've been official.

Since, we're King and Queen
of worlds, that dont exist!

So will you be there for me when I hit the ground?
I don't be the one that turns around
leaving all your questions never answered.

So if you're feeling that the emotions
may as well just ride.
Ring around the roses with a pocket of smiles.
We both fall down.

Beating in my chest,
it makes me turn red.
Feeling flowing high
just makes thing A-OK!

And I know this isn't superficial,
and I know that we've been official.

Since, we're King and Queen
of worlds, that dont exist!

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

[Hook]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He blows. It's all over. These hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's known as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partner but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

[Hook]

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfucking roof off like two dogs caged
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spat out and booed off stage
But I kept rhyming and stepped right into the next cypher
Best believe somebody's paying the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's getting even harder
Trying to feed and water my seed, plus
Teeter totter caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screaming on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot or I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go it's my shot.
Feet, fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got

[Hook]

You can do anything you set your mind to, man