An account of Draco Malfoy's love life through the years - right from the very beginning, till the very end. 'I'm not going to write a bloody diary like some silly girl. This is a journal. To record events. Well, specifically girl-related events.' (Characters listed are NOT in dating order)

"Don't break me," Hermione whispered. "I won't," Draco vowed... but he did and so she ran away.

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?

5 years have gone by, and Hermione and Draco are now the proud parents of a beautiful little girl. It seems the only concern in their lives is protecting their bundle of joy and in Draco's case, reigniting the spark that had once consumed them ...and then

ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.

"How up are you for a little game?" Ginny asked. "Keep going," Hermione said. "I bet, Hermione Granger, that you cannot seduce Draco Malfoy without falling in love with him first," "Fine. It's on, Ginerva." Post Hogwarts, what happens when Hermione accidentally runs into Draco Malfoy in the shower? The beginning of a game of seduction of course!

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.