"What the hell! What type of girl carries around pepper spray?" he cried. I smirked smugly even though he couldn't see it. "A smart one you dingus." OR the one where Percy accidentally not accidentally handcuffs himself to Annabeth in order to get away from a cop and Annabeth ends up getting dragged through his life. Percabeth. AU. Two shot. Rated T for swearing and abuse.

The Gods are losing against Kronos and Typhon when a helping hand shows up. How the gods react to our favorite, pranking, ramen-loving ninja? Godlike Naruto, Serious Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto. Multiple girls, pairings in first chapter, most likely lemons.