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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hey, I've been an avid reader of fanfiction for a long time now, but have only dabbled in writing ocassionally. 25 year old male college student who spends too much time with my video games, so I'm hoping this will be a nice change of pace. Fav Fictions include: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Lord of The Rings...Basically most major (and some minor) Fantasy novel series; also many different video games, such as the Final Fantasy series, anything from Bioware, Assassin's Creed...the list goes on and on... 1/22/2013: Just took Rocket and the Hawke down, as I didn't like what I had written at all. I'm planning on rewriting the intro, once I have a clearer veiw of where I want to go with it. For now, I'll be focusing (when I'm writing for fun) on my Harry Potter fic Their Side of the StoryCheck it out and let me know what you think...please? |
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Mass Effect: Testament of the Last American Soldier by Blade8821 reviews
What happens when an American Marine is forced into an experiment that traps him in cryogenic stasis for more than a century? What do you do when everyone you know is dead and gone while you, not even remembering your own name, are forced to fight a war that is not yours to wage? Bear witness to the story of one unfortunate soldier... As he fights to shape his own fate.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 251,849 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker, OC
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Goldstein by Laazov reviews
What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,431 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Anthony G.
Ex Astris Gloria by alienyouthct reviews
When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,947 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Miranda L., Aria T'Loak
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
The Fighting Spirit by smart grid reviews
Spartans never die, they say. When Jorge gave his life to save his home planet of Reach, he never imagined that he would survive. But now he finds himself neck deep in the troubles of another universe; he will do what he has been trained to do, what all Spartans do best: fight.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,374 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard (F) - Complete
Never a Memory by AyumiFallassion reviews
In times of great need, the soul has been known to pull for strength not found in a single lifetime. What if our favorite green-eyed Wizard, remembers life as an infamous Green-eyed Soldier?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,795 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sephiroth, Genesis R.
Welcome to the New Family by TheRev28 reviews
Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 177,096 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), OC] Garrus V., Kaidan A.
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 3886 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11877 - Favs: 5,403 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Parallel Lives by jamiepage19 reviews
One galaxy, two Shepards; their lives will never be the same again. With the Collectors defeated, John Shepard is about head back through the Omega 4 relay when the unthinkable happens and he and his crew are suddenly teleported back to Virmire. Once there, they stumble upon the Normandy SR-1 and he soon finds out that there's a Jane Shepard in charge and nothing is as it seems.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 238,300 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Dragon Age: Soul of the Night by Untoldsin1313 reviews
Six Wardens. One from every Origin. Add their Lieutenant and Fereldan may just have a chance. M!Cousland/Leliana/F!Amell M!Surana/Morrigan F!Cousland/F!Mahariel M!Brosca/F!Aeducan F!Tabris/Zev.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 341,185 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Leliana, Cousland, Mahariel, Amell
Hearts and Minds by Meleba reviews
Sequel to Eyes and Ears. Continues the story of Nathan Holt and the others in The Normandy crew. OC/F!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 78,506 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [OC, Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 8,107 - Follows: 8,342 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5383 - Favs: 13,522 - Follows: 15,218 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 6,469 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Hawkes at Ostagar by Franavu reviews
Marian and Carver Hawke, Grey Wardens. "Darkspawn blood? Why darkspawn blood? Oh, the Archdemon is a dragon, isn't it? A tainted dragon. And dragons don't really die normally, you'd need a dragonborn for that."
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
A Curse of Prophecy by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader (and one-time accidental fanfiction participant), brooding over his previous adventure, receives a mysterious letter that transports him to yet another fictional world. This time, however, his knowledge of canon and fanfiction is limited, and Things. Go. Wrong. OCSI, sequel to A Curse of Truth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,934 - Follows: 13,038 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 449,388 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Amell
Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
An Apostate's Abominable Guide to Kirkwall by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
Kazar Surana had thought he'd escaped Templars, Warden duties, and all the drama that came with being a partial abomination when he'd fled Ferelden. He was even finding something close to peace among the Dalish. Then, Hawke happened. (A sequel to All Roads Lead to Denerim)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,235 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Surana, Hawke (F), Merrill
Two to Tango by Hewhoislost reviews
I heard a phrase once: It takes Two To Tango, and I got to thinking, behind every Great Man is a Great Woman, so why not in Mass Effect. Heres their story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 119,207 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
The Reluctant Champion by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
Raised in magic by a loving family, trained by one of the best Aurors the DMLE has ever seen for a war always on the horizon and the world has a very different Boy-Who-Lived on their hands. Book One of the What A Difference A Father Makes series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,337 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 3,474 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] James P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 11,020 - Follows: 11,012 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Ignis the Lost Keyblade Master by RyuujinHaou reviews
Becoming a Keyblade Master...Being sent to a place where people are waving around sticks for magic... Being called as Boy-who-lived? Named as Hairy? All right that's it my name is Ignis a Keyblade Master Get it through your heads...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,770 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Aqua
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,936 - Follows: 18,618 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Little Swimmers by canoncansodoff reviews
A "Hermione Retrieves Her Parents" story. Harry and Ron tag along, and catch the interest of local witches who are dealing with the after-effects of a magical virus that has left most Aussie wizards casting blanks. Blissfully Molly-free; eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton by VivyPotter reviews
Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 112 - Words: 64,654 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
TRUTINA by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Computers and Magic mix to produce some interesting results... Which Hermione Granger discovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4684 - Favs: 6,960 - Follows: 7,684 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Ascension by Ulstem reviews
The battle at the Department of Mysteries went differently for Harry. Trapped in a new time and being the last wizard alive, Harry must find a way home while evading enemies far darker than he has ever faced before.- Pre-ME1 to Pre-ME2.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 141,467 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (F) - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 9,266 - Follows: 9,993 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Mass Effect 2: Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
Sequel to Mass Effect: Life is a Game, read that first it can be found on 117Jorn's page. M! Shepard X F! Shepard X Harem. The Game is under new management, watch as John and Jane band together to stop the collectors! Crack-with-plot!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 579 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Walking with Death by Cabriel reviews
When Voldemort successfully revived himself, he had accidentally summoned something that could lead to his downfall, the problem was, that something has taken residence inside a certain green eyed boy who only wanted to be normal. (Possibly Hp/Multi)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 7,910 - Follows: 2,140 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Finite Incantatem by mmooch reviews
Harry's spell was a little stronger than he intended. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Harry Silvertongue by butalearner reviews
Ten-year-old Harry Potter meets a kindred soul in secret who changes his whole outlook on his life with the Dursleys. Burned into Harry's mind with the violent death of his only friend, the lessons imparted guide him through his time at Hogwarts. AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,302 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
Harry's Honesty by Lemniscate35173 reviews
Umbridge's attempt to get Harry to talk. "How did Sirius Black escape?" "He hula-danced out of the tower, while Dumbledore and Snape became line dancers and Minister Fudge did the electric slide,"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 261 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Intertextus by aaron vig reviews
Shepard had seen that the Reapers were coming, then the Heretics and the mercenary armies now sent to stop her. But she never could have predicted the other-world power and opportunity she'd be given... by Cortana and the Master Chief. Mass Effect/Halo
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Shepard (F)
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,630 - Follows: 1,850 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,694 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: Life is a Game by 117Jorn reviews
John Shepard originally had three choices, that is until a mysterious man appeared, and granted him power he once thought was impossible. He offers Shepard new powers, and sends him back to the start of Mass Effect. Watch as Shepard goes back, and changes the past so that he can truly win victory over the reapers and Star Child! CRACK WITH PLOT! Time Travel, Shepard x Ashley Harem
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,234 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
The Potter Effect Part 1 by GodricGryff reviews
Harry Potter makes a wish upon a shooting star, and ends up in the Mass Effect Universe. Follow him as he tries to live in this new universe, all the while preparing for the Reapers and trying to find a scientific way home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,500 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: ODST by Helljumper 1337 reviews
A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him. Follow Rookie the young helljumper as he attempts to piece together to how did he ended on this messed up place...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rookie, Shepard (F)
The Warlock of Slytherin by Romantic Silence reviews
After his mother died, his father abandoned him with his relatives. Harry grew up emulating his uncle, a shrewd businessman. With his best friend and neighbor, Hermione, by his side, he has big plans to be at the top! However, his plans get derailed when it's revealed that not only is he a wizard, but his father is one too and that his twin brother is the famous Boy Who Lived!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,944 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,894 - Follows: 5,842 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 5,974 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Screw This, I'm Firing the Halo Array by Galaxy Hunter reviews
It's the end of Mass Effect 3, and it sucks. Luckily Commander Shepard won't take it lying down. A collection of random alternate endings to ME3. This story is complete and utter crack. Rated M for language and adult situations. Shepard M and Liara.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Cortana, Shepard (M)
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Daedra Games by Golden Naginata reviews
Instead of reaching Kirkwall and meeting Hawke, Anders winds up in Skyrim and meets the Dragonborn. A tale of redemption. F!Dragonborn.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Anders
The Inn Between Loads by tklivory reviews
Ever wonder where the NPC's go after the game arranges their demise, or where they hang out until the game summons them to a prepared cut scene? Welcome to the Inn Between Loads, where any character can sit back, relax, and commiserate with someone else about the crap they go through. Regardless of what game they started in, there's always something that can drive an NPC to drink!
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Third Times the Charm by Xelan reviews
How well do we really know our parents? How many children have ever wondered whether their mother is actually their mother? What if one had a reason to ask and decided to do so? What if he was Harry Potter's son?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Didn't Live by Kyae reviews
My take on Reptilia18's challenge. After dying for the 30th time Harry is in for the shock of his life. Returning with his memories intact, Harry has one last chance to salvage his life... and this time, he's not going to let anyone take control over his life! H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,963 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blasto: The Dogs of Tartarus by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
During some downtime, the crew of the Normandy helps out with the latest Blasto film...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Shepard (F), Blasto - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 4,928 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
Officially Unofficial by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Series of M!Shep/Ashley ME3 talks taking place between the Citadel and the Final Battle. A supplement to the already existing scenes to explore their relationship. Talk and fluff. Some swears. Non-explicit adult content. Includes Extended Cut scenes, but not Leviathan, Citadel or Omega DLCs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,838 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Ashley W., Shepard (M)] - Complete
PPS—Stay Frosty by Midnight Lion reviews
A selection of emails sent and received by one Dr. Liara T'Soni during the events of Mass Effect 2. You can take the asari off of the Normandy, but that doesn't mean the Normandy's crew will leave her alone! Takes place within the 'Pressure' universe. NOW WITH TWO CHAPTERS, OMG.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Square One by ChaserGrey reviews
"Commander Shepard's body has been recovered. The Lazarus Project will proceed. Again." After Shepard dies defeating the Reapers, Miranda has to start at square one. But this time she doesn't have to do it alone. Post-ME3, better ending, whole-crew ensemble fic. Derated from M since it never actually had any adult content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,778 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Shard Wine by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard wakes up with a Krogan charging inside her head and no recollection of the night before, so her squad fill her in on the details. Mild ME3 spoilers. One shot. And Shepard can be a little...outrageous...in places.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
A Wizard's Displacement by The Cursed and Torn reviews
Summary: Harry is sent a good one hundred and sixty seven years in the future after the death of Voldemort, and finds himself out of his comfort zone, more so then usual. Why was it that he always ended up in these damnable situations...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Lombax Effect by EllynoreMoonwood reviews
A mass relay is found in Polaris and Ratchet & Clank find Nefarious up to evil yet again. With Commander Shepard's help, they must chase Nefarious across the Milky Way and stop him from successing in his mysterious plan. But he's also working for Saren. Will there be enough time for the heroes to stop them from unleasing the Reapers? Involves mild violence and mass humour. LIs TBA
Crossover - Ratchet and Clank & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ratchet, Shepard (F)
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 4,780 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 9,527 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ending Reactions by ElfLord123 reviews
We have all seen the players' reactions to the ending. Now, we see what the Mass Effect characters think of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Through Another's Eyes by Neurotica reviews
AU. Sequel to Through the Cupboard. Following the oddest summer of his entire life, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and attempts to discover exactly where he belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,322 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
Chatroom: Past meets Present meets Future by Megsay reviews
The Harry Potter characters stumble across an online chatroom. Who will they meet while there? Lily, James, Harry, Albus, Remus, Sirius, Severus, and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Minsc Offensive by Kallamae reviews
When all hope seems lost, an unlikely hero emerges. A bit of fun which should in no way ever be taken seriously.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 5,065 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sorting Hat Adventures by Ferretess xxx reviews
All of our favorite characters are getting sorted. Will include Trio's time, before, and NextGen canon and noncanon characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 174 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language [As of 3/8/18, in the process of revising early chapters.]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Like Godfather, Like Godson Book 2 by serpentine097 reviews
Sequel to, you guessed it folks, Like Godfather like Godson Book 1. Watch as a new and improved, pugnacious and sarcastic Harry does pretty much everything that the cannon Harry does! more exciting than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Harry P.
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (M), Harbinger - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Musicals by Spongyllama reviews
Harry Potter characters burst into Disney songs at all the best and worst moments. Mostly Marauder Era, but several others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,764 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Marauders
The Pages of Life by Muirnin reviews
From 2004 - Hermione's employer is making her write a romance novel but she is lacking experience ... H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mass Effect: Newton's First Law by Raven Studios reviews
If the Normandy's crew knew what they were in for, they would have stepped back to wonder if they were in the wrong line of work. But when serving with a crew like this, it's not all bad news, all the time. Snapshots of Mass Effect in 1000-word vignettes. (Cover images all belong to Bioware. As with Mass Effect itself, I'm just borrowing them and giving credit where it's due.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 246 - Words: 258,039 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Super Harry Parody by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Woes of Harry Potter by Pink Bismuth reviews
He didn't jump off towers, or overdose on medication. He did not spend all hours in self afflicted isolation. This is just a little poem I wrote about the common cliches of abused and angst filled Harry stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The New Recruits by The Cursed and Torn reviews
While recruiting for the suicide mission against the Collectors, Commander Shepard comes into contact with a variety of potential recruits, each one more stranger then the last. A Mortal Kombat and Mass Effect Crossover, and once again, the very first!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Shepard (F)
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 13,648 - Follows: 3,564 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the New World by uncle potter reviews
Final chapter finAfter the defeat of voldermort, Harry is left in dispair. Ginny is dead, Ron Blames him and Hermione apparently agrees. so harry finds a way out by going to a new dimension. what will he find there? rated M for future chapthers. harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,132 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rules of Hogwarts by Kaden-san reviews
A collaboration of oneshots based off the popular thread the so called 'Rules of Hogwarts'. Harry x Multi. Ratings subject to change per one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,238 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
When Couslands Collide by Dasque reviews
Response to Cheeky Monkey challenge "Different Wardens." Co-write between myself and Mackillian. Malcolm and Elissa get to meet each other, after all. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Cousland - Complete
The New Guy by Theano reviews
The slipspace bomb over Reach has some surprising effects. Noble Five becomes part of Jane Shepard's team.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard (F) - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Trio and Ginny Read Fanfiction by Lady Alinor reviews
One fine day at the Burrow, Harry and Ginny relaxing on the couch, and Hermione is reading something on her laptop. 'Hermione, what are you reading,' Ron asks. 'Oh, just a bit of fanfiction...' she says lightly. Therein lies the tale. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 5,995 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Signs of Insanity by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This is a list that the Mauraders made, about at what point your insane. XD Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Crossing the Stream: A Bioware Crossover by goldenEY3 reviews
When a routine mass relay jump goes wrong, Shepard finds herself in a world where magic, dwarfs and elves exist. Can she find a way back, and can she really trust this man called Hawke?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Hawke (M) - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,310 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 909 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,654 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Student Exchange Program by octo3.14 reviews
Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Bum Reviews: Mass Effect 2 by DinoJake reviews
The Bum saves the galaxy. God help us.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Assassin's Creed by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
After an unpleasant accident with Rebecca's "Baby", the modern day assassins and Harry, Ron and Hermione find themselves thrown into the past and an adventure none of them will ever forget. Rated due to swearing and mild violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,588 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Ezio A. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,194 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Not So Secret Diaries of the Fifth Blight by JessicaJones reviews
Who knew the Warden's companions were such avid journal keepers? Inspired by the VSDs of Cassandra Claire, and purely silly.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Cousland - Complete
B for Boom by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ron W., Luna L.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,598 - Follows: 9,830 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9412 - Favs: 24,132 - Follows: 9,594 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 475 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 1,078 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,969 - Follows: 8,828 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 9,249 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 3,109 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,293 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,234 - Follows: 5,635 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,037 - Follows: 2,028 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 5,765 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
BIG RED BUTTON by KafkaExMachina reviews
DO NOT PUSH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,926 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,216 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Doing It All Over Again by TakatoRikku reviews
Reposted for kicks. Harry somehow travels to another universe and hilarity and harems ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,960 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 607 - Published: 3/22/2008
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 250 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,658 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 500 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
The Little Child to Lead Him by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
A Christmas visit to Harry's relatives set in motion a number of changes in his life... fatherhood being the largest. Eventually Harry and Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,099 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Silver Mercury by Emeraldjewel reviews
Star Wars and Final Fantasy VII. Witness the union of the greatest game ever created with the cherished saga of a galaxy far, far away... COMPLETED.
Crossover - Star Wars & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,688 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 8,418 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Parallels by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry has won the war and lost everything he held near and dear. In desperation he gambles everything on a dimensional jump. HPHG Bad Weasleys good Dumbledore. Rated for language and implied sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,439 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 4,855 - Follows: 1,276 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10985 - Favs: 19,486 - Follows: 6,421 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fate Worse Than Death by crystal h reviews
Ridiculous oneshot. Harry Potter discovers exactly what Dumbledore meant by a fate worse than death, and sets out to use it against Voldemort. Much hilarity and insanity ensues. Very OOC, and very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
‘Dirty’ Politics and Paparazzi Cut Version by Mrriddler reviews
Post Voldemort. Harrycentric oneshot. A dirty trap is set for one sneaky reporter. Add in a touch of political hilaritystupidity and smut and voila. Scheming, political, rich, playboy Harry. HarrySusanDaphne, implied HarryFleur, HarryGabrielle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 5,681 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,682 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,164 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4079 - Favs: 7,980 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 7,145 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Hermione's Change by funvince reviews
Stop trying to scare me, Hermione. Only Dementors, Voldemort, and Grawp freak me out, so you can just give up on that ... This is nothing. Get this through your head: I love you and that's not changing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time of the Month by kyc639 reviews
COMPLETE! Written in response to a challenge. Hermione is irritable, Ron has foot-in-mouth disease, and Harry is reluctant but ever the hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Their Side of the Story reviews
Harry Potter and the this, Harry Potter and the that…Sure it IS his story, but doesn't anyone else get a say? What about the side characters, people we've seen only through Harry's eyes? What about Neville, Luna, Hagrid, and Remus? Even Lucius Malfoy must have had his reasons to do what he did. This is their side of the tale…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013