Hey, I'm new to the site so don't send any flames on my stories. Here's what I look like.

Name: Ray Elain Mustang

Age: Not saying.

Personality: Friendly towards people I trust but otherwise sarcastic and cold.

Height: 5,3

Weight: 110 lbs

Hair: Black and it's down to the middle of my back.

Eyes: Coal black.

Body: Mature, small, and athletic.

Outfit: Crimson t-shirt with black cargo jeans, black gloves with silver stitching, and combat boots. Military dog-tag featuring the Chimera.

Fighting style: I fight with alchemy, guns, fists, and legs.

Family: Roy Mustang is my dad while my mom is deceased.

Interests: Reading, singing, writing, drawing, training

That's pretty much it.

BANDS/SINGERS

Linkin Park, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Eminem, Seether, 30 Seconds to Mars, Avril Lavigne, Hollywood Undead, Aiming for Angels, System of a Down

BOOKS

Eragon, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Blood and Chocolate, The Silver Kiss, Harry Potter Series

CHARACTERS

INUYASHA

Shippou, Sango, Kirara or Kilala, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Shiori, Inu-Tashio

NARUTO

Naruto, Tobi, Itachi, Minato, Gaara, Hinata, Temari, Shikamaru, Chouji, Kiba

D.N.ANGEL

Daisuke, Dark, Satoshi, Krad

YU YU HAKUSHO

Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, Youko, Kuronue, Yukina, Touya, Jin

VAMPIRE KNIGHT

Kaname, Zero, Ichijo

D. GRAY MAN

Allen, Kanda, Tyki, Wisely, Road, Miranda

ZOMBIE POWDER

Gamma

DRAGONBALL Z/GT

Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks

FRUITS BASKET

Kyo, Yuki, Momiji, Hatori, Akito, Uo-chan, Hana-chan

SAIYUKI RELOAD

Sanzo, Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Kougaji

MIRAGE OF BLAZE

Takaya, Naoe

SAMURAI DEEPER KYO

Kyo, Yukimura

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Ed, Roy, Al, Scar, Riza

GRAVITATION

Shuichi, Hiro, Yuki, K

DEATH NOTE

L, Light, Ryuk

YU-GI-OH G/X

Yugi, Atem, Seto, Mokuba, Jaden, Syrus, Zane, Jesse

QUOTES

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me but you've obviously mistakened me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

Whoever said "Getting there was have the fun" was full it.

We've been through so much together and most of it was your fault.

Don't feel bad: a lot of people have no talent!

Surgeon General warning: your face may cause bad headaches or in severe cases, blindness.

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention!

I have PMS and a gun. Did you say something?

If you don't like my driving, then get off the sidewalk!

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Where's there's a will, I want to be in it.

Ok, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age: few men act it.

Keep honking...I'm reloading...

Consider this: Amatuers built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it!

Even if the voices aren't real, they still have good ideas.

A good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up."

Sorry I'm late, but I'll leave early to make up for it.

Never argue with an idiot. People watching might not be able to tell the difference.

Run along and die now.

It's okay if you want to drop dead now.

You go girl and don't come back.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Plotting revenge is fun!

Success is failure turned inside out.

Marraige is grand, divorce is twenty grand!

Friends stab you in the back, strangers stab you in the front, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but true friends don't carry a knife!

Never take life seriously: nobody gets out alive anyways...

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so!

Don't knock on the Devil's door, ring the bell and run, he hates that.

I met some crazy people and they made me their leader!

Come to the dark side...We have cookies!

If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?

I'm not crazy! You know what? The voices don't like you anymore!

Stupid's not in my vocabulary but sarcasm is!

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. It's just yours is stupid.

Flying is simple: you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.

Eveyone has the right to be stupid. You're just abusing your privileges.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Men have feelings too. Just kidding.

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Drive any closer and I'll slap you!

Your Kid's An Honor Student But You're A Moron!

Chaos, panic, and fear. My work here is done.

God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, and only four to flip them the bird and tell them to off.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back

See the happy fool--he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a happy fool. By God--maybe I am!

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream. Any questions?

So I can count on you to behave inappropiately once we're drunk, right?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place to spread the word.

Only a true friend would let me touch their butt inappropiately whenever I want. So thanks for that.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me. So tie me up, smack my ass, and show me that you like me!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!!

I just want to do you. Is that so wrong?

Liquor up front. Poker in the back.

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Truth or dare. Truth: Tell me how you really feel. Dare: Prove it.

God has a sense of human. Don't believe me? Go to Wal-Mart and just look at people.

So stick that in your juice box and suck it.

If you laugh at this, I get to have sex with you!

WARNING: Extremely horny and easily excited so proceed with caution!!

Saddle up, baby. It's going to be a long ride.

My head isn't a sex toy so stop trying to fuck with it.

Have you ever wondering if your mom kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job? You are now.

I like to get drunk and hump things.

Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.

If you ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

I don't need sex. Life fucks me whenever it can.

Don't you wish you were fucking me instead of that ugly bitch you're with?

Why yes, I can make a sexual reference out of anything.

Why stroke it when you can ram it.

The guy may wear the pants in the relationship but I control the zipper. :)

Practice safe sex. (Go fuck yourself.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin,kagome and L, Ray-the-Scarlet-Alchemist

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( only sometimes. SHUT UP!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yell, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, kagome and L, Ray-the-Scarlet-ice-Alchemist

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!! LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was .
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!