Yo... I am I can speak Yeti... yeah...

Age: *middle finger*

Name: "You creepy bastards! Like I'm gonna tell you that!"

Gender/sex: "Well I certainly don't have any balls… nor a dick."

Friends: *crying quietly in a corner*

Likes: Reading, manga, anime, my cat, music, THE INTERNET, hats, cold drinks, bread, pasta, creepy/scary/gory stories, silence

Dislikes: P.E., nosy bastards, loud noises, sudden noises, creepy bastards, sneaky teachers, cocky bastards, school, ghosts, bugs that bite/sting

It is a taboo in my house to say good with morning before I've had my shower... they some how get mysteriously hurt if they break it *whistles innocently*

I am a black sheep of the family, half of them are really good at sport the other half really good at art. Me? Oh, I suck at sport and my art is barley average, instead I'm a GEEK!

Original version: Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away.

Alternative version: Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out to play, he kissed them all anyway.