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 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Fairy Tales. I made up these funny little story ratings just because I was bored. Here they are: CC= Completely Clean. MD= Mildly Dirty D= Dirty MSD= Massively Dirty MSYFL= May Scar You For Life GSYFL= Guaranteed To Scar You For Life UPCHUCK= The rating says it all YMWTCSHAKJBSBTYWTRUTCOOYFTHOAFC= You may want to cry so hard, and kick Jacob's butt so bad, that you want to rip up the chapter out of your frustration that he's only a fictional character YWTCBBLISHAYFSBFHTYWTATTHPBMBYWHE= You want to cry because Bella's life is so horrible and you feel so bad for her that you would trade anything to take her place, but mainly because you will have Edward. Please take these ratings seriously. I MEAN IT! Thank you and happy safe reading! Rosalie's Chat: GSYFL Isabella's Chat: MSYFL This is a joke, but these are Bella's pads: Edward's Rules For Sex: D Nobody's Fool: YWTCBBLISHAYFSBFHTYWTATTHPBMBYWHE Ipod Alarm Clock: (Imagine it without the ipod in it.) Come to the dark side, We have cookies shirt: (Imagine this on a shirt. I got one at Journeys!) Chapter 2: Nobody's Fool by Avril Lavigne- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0a-941gtZo Chapter 3: Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tczk93mKNx8 Chapter 4: Capri by Colbie Caillat- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPcoN0yBHUQ Chapter 5: Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhpnTYWHEh0 Chapter 5: Dr. Taylors outfit: Chapter 6: Going Under by Evanescence- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BZ-fK5UgWM Chapter 7: Thank You by Simple Plan- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwBOL2cCU9k Chapter 8: Never Too Late by Hedley- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afe5DcyZIaE&feature=related Chapter 9: Haunted by Evanescence- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wiVmgxejU&feature=related Chapter 9 outfit: My Chemical Romance hoodie: | |||||||
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Realize by RaeSl88 reviews
What happens when widower Edward Cullen and pregnant prostitute Bella cross paths? He kidnaps her, with good intentions of course. Will Edward help Bella realize she is worthy of happiness, or will it be too late? BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 174,238 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12199 - Favs: 7,032 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
MakeDamnSure by venom with love reviews
Bella is Edward's best friend and ..... mistress? What happens when she gets pregnant with his child? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,063 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Outcast by todrownandburn reviews
Orphan at fifteen, with no friends or family, pregnant at sixteen, drunk, pierced, tattooed, smoking, doing drugs, breaking the law and killing people by seventeen. All HUMAN. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,226 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is truly Blind by kotaxvampire reviews
Edward was born blind and, Carlisle and Esme adopted him as a seven year old. Well that's not all read the story, I'm a little tired of Edward always being perfect and Bella being the not perfect one so I throw this story out to you R&R! Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,597 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Different Path by Piper -loves you reviews
A different spin on the events of New Moon, starting with chapter 17-Visitor. This is a Bella/Alice story. If this offends you, don't read it. I'm looking for a title, and a beta. Anyone who can help me with either has my eternal gratitude.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2008
Hyper notes with the Cullens by InkandPaper94 reviews
Just random notes that resemble me and my friends' weirdness. Should be interesting and funny... I have a big sense of humor. I laugh at everything . Rated T for weirdness and ranting about sometimes adult things petifials and other things... Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007
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Three Little Pigstitues and the Big Pimp W Diddy reviews
This is a play on The Three Little Pigs. In this story, the pigs are "pig"stitutes, and the Big Pimp Wolf Diddy is their pimp. I wrote this for an assignment in English. It involves sex, violence, and drugs. Enjoy! 8 D
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
New Life reviews
This is what I thought would happen after Bella woke up from being changed. I wrote it a long time ago and just found it. Oneshot. R and R if you want. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Drunken Vampires reviews
Bella's a Vampire know, so the Cullen kids are showing her some interesting Vampire fun. Will Bella party with them? And why is Emmett giving the animals that they hunt Vodka? And what's up with Jasper? Read and find out! Reviews would be nice too! Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Rosalie's Chat reviews
The Cullen household hears some disturbing things before Emmett and Rosalie make love. Bella's a Vampire, Carlisle's knocking down doors, Emmett's flexing butt muscles, and Edward's in hysterics! What's going on? Funny. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Isabella's Chat reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Edward's Rules For Sex reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Read Edward's beautiful sex rules! Also check out Rosalie's Chat and Isabella's chat. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete