G'Day, I am Zatz All Folks (Dramatic music).

Here is some info about myself for your reading pleasure...

Currently studying a Bachelor of Natural Science (Animal Science).
Loves her family and friends.
Horses, horses, horses. pets, pets, pets.
Can't spell for crap.
Loves to read manga and watch anime. Also aspires to be a cosplayer.

They say there's a certain shade of yellow, that after a certain amount of time, sends you MAD.
(note to the reader: my room is yellow).
I have plans for world domination.
And when those come to fruition,
the Earth shall be renamed Ditzy (ZaTz+Zippy+Nadz).

SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE SET STRAIGHT! Crazy people don't know there crazy, this is why they're crazy. If you say your crazy, you aren't QED. (QED = quot erat demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated.)) And yes, I am aware my comment about my room being yellow and the previous about not being crazy are contradictive.

If your not American and don't know who Abercombie and Fitch are, or why so many American youths would die if they said breathing wasn't cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ok, Ok, I think we all realize I am an incredibly LAZY individual. However I swear to you all (on my horsies' life (that means I am real serious, I heart my horsie.))that I will complete any story I start. It just might take a while.

The Stupidity of My Friends and I.

"The Sun is cold."- Ezza (most will be from her), she was cold.

"Why didn't you guys tell me I was wearing my bag?!"- Ezza...We were walking, almost home after an hour or so, then she realised.

"There's like, a tree in my shoe."-Ezza, again we were walking and a twig got in her shoe.

"Why are you wearing a necklace around your neck?"-Ezza, she meant to ask me why I was wearing a headband around my neck.

Ezza says "Where's my lolipop?" I say "You mean the one your holding in your hand?"-We were at the movies, and she had lots of stuff in her hands (couldn't see the lolipop).

"I'm falling off my ass."-Me, I was falling off my seat.

"Slank."-Me, I meant to say either slut or skank and got my words muddled up.

"Deivil."-Zippy, she meant to say devious and changed her mind to evil halfway.

"Smort."-Nadz, she meant to say smite.

"Who sings 'The Little Mermaid'? Jessie McCartney?"-Syllabus Chick, now I really don't know why she said that. Nadz and I were talking about 'The Little Mermaid', then she butted in and said that.

The person who said this isn't my friend, in fact I really despise them, but this was funny. "What do marine biologists do? Drive submarines all day?"- Some idiot at my school, the future of this planet is in good hands.

"I'd like to see Bindi Irwin and Sophie Delezio in a bitch fight."-My ancient history teacher...Yup he said that in class.

"If you sit on the seat, you'll catch herpies." My twin. "How do you know this?" says I. "I catch them all the time." Replies my twin. We were talking about catching trains, and well, she had an epic stuff up.

We own these sayings, their OURS! I shotgun copywright on behalf of my friends and myself, so after 70yrs of my friends and I's deaths, you can use them. (I used my friends nicknames 'cause I'm protecting them. Yup, I'm that good a friend lol.)