KismetJeskahide bio
 Author has written 16 stories for Sherlock, Hunger Games, Supernatural, Radio Dramas, and Avengers. Hey, I'm Jess! I'm twenty-one years old and I've been writing for nearly ten years now. Consistency has never been my strong point, but word count remains my arch rival. I like Welcome to Night Vale, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Matthew Swift, Good Omens, A Song Of Ice And Fire, Sherlock, The Avengers, Harry Potter, Imagine Dragons, Mumford and Sons, Matthew and the Atlas, Of Monsters and Men, biology (neurology, genetics, evolution, reproduction...), Reddit and all kinds of other shit. I'm also working on some original stuff, because publishing a novel is my life goal and I never needed that degree anyway. I ship a lot of things, but my OTPs are Destiel, Cecilos, Jaime/Brienne, Sansa/ Hound, Johnlock, Molstrade, Black Hawk, and Aziraphale/Crowley. I ship Sam Winchester with pretty much everyone. Oops. It's nice to meet you. :) Feel free to message me- I don't bite! I have an AO3 account! I'm still in the process of transferring all my work over, but if you prefer their layout, you can read quite a few of my fanfics there instead. I have a Tumblr! I use it a lot. I also post ficlets/extracts/WIPs semi-regularly, so it might be worth checking out if you get bored of waiting for an update. I've also been known to take requests, and I'm pretty much unable to resist any kind of writing challenge. A note- I'm currently focusing almost exclusively on original work, so I'm afraid there won't be any updates here for a while! Thank you for reading! Fanart / Podfic A short piece I did on Tumblr called Ash and Dust has this podfic by the amazing Jesse. Peace and Good Luck To All Men has this wonderful piece by Betti. My Roots Take Flight has these beautiful pieces. The Breath Of All Things was a DCBB piece, so it comes with two art pieces. You can find the masterpost here. A few other people have done art for it too, which you can find here. If you want to draw anything from any of my fic or record podfic or whatever else, then you're more than welcome to! All I ask is that you send me the link so I can bask in your glory forever. Playlist: My Roots Take Flight comes with a complementary free playlist, and you can download that here. The Breath Of All Things also has a playlist, which can be downloaded (again for free) here. Currently focusing on: Original work ( actually passing university) | |||||||
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When Time Lords Babysit Asgardians by Lucyndareads reviews
The Doctor accidentally stumbles into the two young princes of Asgard. Thor and Loki are bored, so he decides to show them the universe. (This will start off funny, but will get quite sad when you-know-who finds out he's a you-know-what)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Loki
52 Weeks by ColgateKiss reviews
Post Reichenbach. John is going through the classic phases of grief ... badly. Divided into four parts, this fic chronicles his progress week by week, the reconstruction of life without Sherlock. Can John possibly find a happy ending? Warning: BIG angst.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On Impression by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. He would really like to impress her. She's Sherlock's mum, after all.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Joke is Better the Second Time by TheShoelessOne reviews
Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,577 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Anything But Elementary by xox-hattii-xox reviews
Danger is Sherlock's life, but this game of Moriarty's pushes it beyond anything else Sherlock and John have ever known. When the game is this deadly, there can only be one winner. And when you're playing for your life, you need something to live for.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,344 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Drowning by Dayja reviews
Sherlock has never learned to swim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,414 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 299 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
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The Breath Of All Things reviews
Dean Winchester was twenty-six when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It's only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,187 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
Yours Fearfully reviews
Carlos has never been one for interactive radio, but letting Cecil get brutally slaughtered by Station Management does seem a little unsporting. (Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil/Carlos)
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
My Roots Take Flight reviews
After forty years in Hell, Dean's more than willing to accept the offer: become a guardian angel and earn his freedom. But his new ward seems destined to hunt alongside Sam, and there are secrets in Heaven that the angels don't want found out. Dean's going to have to choose between his duty and the people he loves- and to work out just where Castiel fits in.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 133,714 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Peace And Good Luck To All Men reviews
Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn't bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister's boyfriend definitely is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sympathy For The Vessel reviews
In the end, the vessels of Heaven and Hell suffer just the same. In Hell, Nick and Jimmy's memories of the families they lost are all they can hang onto- but can they hang on long enough to be saved? The job is one for Castiel, but these days nobody's quite who they used to be.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Jimmy N., Nick - Complete
I'll Have That Drink Now reviews
Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,090 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Loki
Twelve reviews
In which Castiel finds something new to give Dean for each of the twelve days of Christmas- even if Dean doesn't want anything, and Cas has nothing left to give.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W.
Dreams Away reviews
Sherlock doesn't know why he's suddenly started dreaming of a boring man, a place he's never been and a life that isn't is. John, of course, doesn't exist- except that it's starting to look like he does. It could be that Sherlock's brain is bored, or that he's going insane- or maybe that the universe is quietly gluing two halves together. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Saving My Face reviews
Every time Dean kisses Castiel, Cas lets him forget. Destiel, based on a Tumblr headcanon post.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stardust reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Dine With Me: Bring Your Own Milk reviews
Sibling rivalry, drinking games and illegal activity are all to be expected when two detectives, a doctor and the British government fight to win a thousand pounds. Friendship, utter crack, not fit for human consumption.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Crux reviews
'It is something of a cliché that people seem smaller or more vulnerable in hospital beds, but it's one that's alarmingly true'. Johnlock, angst-fest, sequel to 'Aftermath'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Final Game reviews
Moriarty picked the wrong brother to play games with.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Aftermath reviews
'This most recent piece of research confirms his hypothesis: every item of clothing John owns is long-sleeved.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prompts reviews
A collection of one-shots, written using a random word generator. Some will be angsty, some fluffy, some John/Sherlock, some pure crack. Most recent prompt: Rocket.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Snapshot reviews
The bomb is pointed at the gun and time seems to freeze for just this one moment. Character study more than anything else- possible slash if you squint. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete