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List your 12 favorite Firefly characters in no partcular order.

1. Mal

2. Kaylee

3. Book

4. Simon

5. Inara

6. River

7. Badger

8. Zoey

9. Wash

10. Saffron

11. Jayne

12. Nandi

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? EW. Gods above, I know there's plenty out there, but I wouldn't read them.

2) Do you think Four is hot? Hot? Absolutely. He's gorgeous. And adorable. And awesome. (Can you guess who my fave is...)

3) What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant? *drools from brain RAM overuse*

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Ummm... yes?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yes! One of my faves :)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ummm... five/ten I guess. At least it's slightly canon, if anything.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Ummm... He'd make some witty remark, I guess...

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Ack! No way, brah!

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I'm sure.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic? TEH RANDOMNESSSSSSSSSSSS

11) What kind of plot would you use if Four wanted to de-flower One? Simon would start acting all OOC and trying terribly to be seductive, but would fail in an epically antisocial cute fashion, and then Mal would feel sorry for his poor awkward Simon and... well... you know what comes next.

12) Does any on your friends list read Three het? I don't know.

13) Does anyone on your friends list read or draw Eleven? I'm sure.

14) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five? I really hope not.

15) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Something sassy and bitter, probably.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use? Respect- Aretha Franklin

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? "Guys. I probably wrote this. Under the influence."

18) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? "I want to lay with someone who knows about moving parts!"

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 1-2 days ago.

20) What is Six's super secret kink? Ummm... I don't know... Maybe that HER ENTIRE RUTTIN' BRAIN HAS BEEN DICED UP!!!!111!!!1!!!1

21) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober? Probably, if he was drunk. No, if they were both drunk.

22) If Three and Seven got together who tops? Christ on a cracker...

23) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. So, Mal and Wash are together, but Wash goes and shacks up with the Doc for unexplained reasons. Mal is hurt so he sleeps with Jayne and goes out with Nandi, but then his good friend Inara tells him he was meant to be with Book. hoooo boi...