I'm just a random guy who likes stories. if I don't update anything in a year, it means I'm dead.

Likes: Stuff

Dislikes: Things

Occupation: Living

Sexuality: Frustrated

Style: [Insert]

Religion: MEMES

Update Times: Usually erratic as all hell. (I have a job now, so that's going cut into time and updates)

I'm scared, don't hug me.

OC: These are ok, in my opinion. As long as they aren't OP or take too much story away from the main characters. I believe in giving stories a chance. However, if I see OC's put in as main characters in stories for fan fictions like Naruto or AOT, I am usually deterred from reading said fan fiction. I have a distinct dislike for Mary Sues, Gary Stu's, and I'm not fond of self inserts (At least on the surface, but I can give SI a go depending on story quality/interest).

PAIRINGS: I believe in infinite potential. There is no such thing as a bad pairing of a good amount of characters, in theory. It's fan fiction and people can write the story in a way that makes any pairing work. Execution wise, yes, their are such thing as bad pairings. You know, unintentionally shallow or poor character development. Or in some (many) cases, just plain weird... by the way, about infinite potential. Technically all pairings have potential but, should said potiential be touched? Like, a pairing of Naruto/Gato... I've horrified you haven't I? That's good. Because thinking of such a thing should be horrifying on many levels and thus, should NEVER come to be. Even if you made severe changes to make it less weird/aweful, it still shouldn't exist. And thank god it dosen't.

This also leads to the topic of HAREMS: these are ok story elements in my opinion. Like I said, story writing offers infinite potential and as long as it's written well, or at the very least funny, then it's fine. That being said, I don't like harems written in a demeaning, poorly developed, and/or mean-spirited way. These don't matter in porn though, but even then I personally have a distaste for stuff where people are hurt/manipulated/abused in any way.

LEMONS/LIMES: I don't care about those, as long as they aren't weird or take over too much of the story. Also, why do we refer to sexual scenes as citrus fruit? Someone has yet to answer this.

AU/OOC: I really like this concept. Potential to either be done well or poorly.

CROSSOVERS: I prefer stories that have more than just sending one character from a series to another, although those can be fine too.

BASHING: I prefer poeple don't write bashing fics, but as long as it doesn't over lap the story then whatever.

All I ask from my readers is this:

If you ever leave me a review for a story, all I ask is that you be detailed and critical. Tell me how I'm doing and how can I improve, so that I may sharpen my writing skills and increase your reading pleasure. Tell me what you disliked and liked. I don't consider negative reviews bad either, as long as their negativity is focused on the fanfic.

If you ever feel the need to stop reading my story, please tell me why.

This goes without saying, but flames are dumb and will only make me laugh dismissively. I still might adress it depending on what is said, but out right cursing, ranting, and screaming usually warrants nothing from me.

I'll tell you right now, it's easier to critique something than to create something. Keep that in mind if you're the type of person who says, "This is bad, I can do do/write/make it better". If you do, make sure you back up your talk with some walk.

Important Announcement: Deleted two stories. To the fans of those stories, I'm really sorry. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it or make excuses; I didn't like 'em anymore, "Rogue Knight, Ture Clarity" and "Tale of the Orange Spirit (redux)" were no longer fun for me. They represented my old writing ways with little thought put into it, especially the latter. I'm especially sorry for the latter fans since it was technically my first story and I was trying, and botching it, for so long. I'm not gonna redo it. I'm done with that entire story concept to be honest. To the fans of RKTC, sorry, the concept just became unappealing to me. You're free to hate me for it, I wasn't having fun with 'em anymore. Not like my other stories. Thank you and again, I apologize for the waste.