Copy and paste this to your profile if you wanted Draco to have a happier ending.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are in love with Captain Jack Sparrow.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are pissed off that Elizabeth and Will won't be in Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides.

When Life Gives you A Bad Romance

You Put On A Poker Face

Buy A New Telephone

Call Up Alejandro

And Just Dance

Or Dance In The Dark

Whatever You Prefer...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you haven't guessed, I'm Huge Harry Potter fan.

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Malfoy

You say Robert Pattinson

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You say Robert Pattinson is hot

I say Tom Felton is ~HOTTER

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think thats Ron and Hermione.

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now CRUCIO!

If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate it when you stumble across a Draco X Harry slash, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)