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 Author has written 29 stories for Phantasy Star, Dead Like Me, Dragon Age, and Mass Effect. Pretend I wrote something witty here about writing Phantasy Star fanfic. From silly parody to drama and ANGST!, I cover it all. I love the original four games, am fairly knowledgable when it comes to the first two episodes of Phantasy Star online (and think that most people don't give the plot enough credit), and know absolutely nothing about the series beyond that. It's a good thing the first five games give me a lot to work with! Now pretend I wrote something similar about writing Dragon Age 2 fanfic, though I guess the order is kind of reversed. I FINALLY finished the DA2 DLCs (though I currently don't have any plans to write about them), and playing DA:O is somewhere on my to-do list. Here, too, I love reading and writing it all - romance, adventure, smut, and witty humor. I publish original fiction under the pen name Thea Landen. Check me out on Amazon, facebook, and everywhere in between! Or find everything all in one place at thealanden.blogspot.com! |
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Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Help by solice-in-silence reviews
Cole and Hawke speak on love, friendship and Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2015 - [Anders, Hawke (F)] Varric T., Cole - Complete
Tempest by Androktones reviews
She wants to yield to him, to the force he keeps leashed for fear...She needs to cast down the mantle of her name, of her office, to cede the consequences and the choices and the -weight- of it all, here, with him. She knows that he does, too. Behind the "fade to black", the Inquisitor and the Commander of her forces give in to what lies between them for the first time. One Shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Cullen, Trevelyan
Worthy Opponent by EmbersOfAmber reviews
When Hawke clashes with the Arishok there is no choice in the matter...the Qun must be satisfied. Arishok/FemHawke
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Arishok, Hawke (F)] Anders, Fenris - Complete
Yo Momma's so Prothean by paxbanana reviews
ME-kmeme fills that are humorous (or attempt to be). Topics: heiroglyphs, hair, and husks.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Javik - Complete
Wishes by swaps55 reviews
During a Reddit AMA, Raphael Sbarge confirmed my suspicions he narrated a Disney vacation planning DVD. So naturally it came up on tumblr that Kaidan should take everyone to Disney World. OP delivers. This fic will give you cavities. I don't even know how it happened. Forgive me? Rating for language only, because Jack. Otherwise it's as rated G as it gets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Games We Play by Peres reviews
Shepard has a very specific plan to test her flexibility against Garrus's reach. Miranda does not approve. A birthday present for the wonderful Reyavie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Miranda L., EDI - Complete
The Pitfalls of Being Sober by poke-a-spark reviews
Shepard gets drunk in Purgatory and decides to hang out with Aria, whether the asari wants the company or not. Unfortunately for Aria, intoxicated Shepard is even less reasonable than sober Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Shepard (F) - Complete
Reverie by Eleneri reviews
Tenth in the Rose Shepard series. Set midway through the original Mass Effect, Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko faces a sleepless night like most marines do - with an active fantasy life. Warning: very, very, very NSFW. Very. Written for Galleywinter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
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Fears and Forgiveness reviews
Hawke has dozens of reasons to be upset with her apostate lover. Anders forgot about one of them. (Act 3 one-shot)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Hawke (F), Anders] - Complete
Worth (of) A Shot reviews
The Citadel and Reapers are destroyed, Vera Shepard is clinging to life, and Joker's love has been ripped away by the Crucible's beam. Plagued by guilt over the fallout from her decisions, the commander tracks down some old friends in an effort to give her faithful pilot the ultimate gift. (Post-Destroy, some minor Shenko, much of the rest of the cast pops up here and there.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Joker, Miranda L.
The Extranet is For Porn reviews
Suffering from insomnia, Samantha and Tali hang out in the lounge and rifle through Joker's stash of porn while EDI both distracts the pilot and offers commentary on their chosen activity. Drinks are poured and hilarity ensues. Rated M for the sampling of the infamous seven zettabytes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Tali'Zorah, EDI, Samantha T. - Complete
Amalgamation reviews
Walking away from Shepard on Horizon was biggest regret of Kaidan's life. Though the bond between them has been mended, he's determined to never repeat the mistakes of their past. (One-shot, non-Destroy ending)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Clarity reviews
The elderly Damor has forgotten many things over the course of his life, but not even time can erase his most significant secrets and promises. When he is deemed a burden to his family and a danger to those around him by Lassic's underlings, he must find the strength to fulfill a task assigned to him by an old friend.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
The End of Another Chapter reviews
All eyes are on Kirkwall as the city struggles against the threats of anarchy and destruction. The woman who served as the catalyst behind it all has escaped. Miles and miles away, she gets an unexpected visit from an old friend, and must decide which path to follow next. rated M for smut
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hawke (F), Cullen - Complete
Ins and Outs reviews
Believing that there will be more privacy there than at The Hanged Man, Hawke takes Isabela back to his estate for a night of passion. He was wrong. Very wrong.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hawke (M), Isabela - Complete
Elemental Forces reviews
Two mages fall in love in Kirkwall, but persecution and political tensions threaten to tear them apart. Bethany/Anders, with some M!Hawke/Isabela on the side. Complete!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Bethany H., Anders - Complete
Unleashed reviews
Hawke and Anders have finally confessed their true feelings, but something is holding him back. She won't stop until she gets all she needs from him. Rated M for the bedroom activities.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
History Lessons
In a series of short flashbacks, Marian Hawke reflects on significant experiences with her mother, hoping they will help guide her through her difficult times and her troubled relationship with Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Leandra H., Hawke (F) - Complete
Moving Forward reviews
After learning about Hahn's journey to the Edge with Chaz and the others, Saya expects the worst.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Complete
The Way Things Are Supposed to Be reviews
Sisters say farewell for the last time. Rated T for language.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Reggie L., George L. - Complete
Betrayal reviews
Journalist Nol Rinale hires a hunter to take her down to Ragol so she can investigate the disappearance of the Pioneer 1. What would have happened if the hunter reported her activities?
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
The Hero and the Healer reviews
Palma is a dangerous place under Lassic's rule, and illness, injury, and tragedy are far too common. One place in Camineet, however, provides safety and comfort to all those who enter...even the homeowner herself.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Purpose reviews
Following the defeat of Dark Force, life returns to normal on the Alisa III for most of the heroes. Kara, however, struggles with adjusting to a more peaceful routine, which is then interrupted by a terrifying discovery.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Complete
Tales from PS 3 reviews
Where the "P.S." stands for "Public School". A parody of Phantasy Star III, re-imagined in a present-day high school setting. With all the love triangles and fighting and drama, it might as well be a teenage soap opera anyway.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,076 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Awakenings reviews
Nial sets out to investigate the destruction of Satera and meets the beautiful younger sister of Laya along the way. Despite their differences, they grow to rely on each other in their search for the truth.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Prisoners reviews
Lune wages war against the Orakians in Landen and Elysium during Ayn's quest while Alair and Kara look on from Dahlia. Rated T for some violent/intense scenes.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Wingspan reviews
Thea, Lyle, and Maia must defend Shusoran and Cille from enemy attack, but after Thea is abducted, Lyle is forced to reveal some secrets he's kept hidden for many years.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
After 'Happily Ever After' reviews
Lassic has been overthrown. Dark Force has been defeated. Peace has returned to Algol. What's next in Alis Landale's fairy tale?
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Complete
The Forgotten Song reviews
A narrative from the point of view of one of the minor characters about what Mother Brain has both brought to Mota and taken away.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Sunrise reviews
Opposites attract for a quiet biologist and a passionate artist, especially when it comes to their opinions about Mother Brain.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Departure reviews
Dr. Montague must get his priorities in order before leaving for Ragol.
Phantasy Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Scratching the Itch reviews
Shir just can't resist the lure of pretty, shiny things.
Phantasy Star - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Towards the Heavens reviews
Growing up in a strange town, Mila learns of her destiny but worries about her ability to fulfill it. Pre-PSI, leading up to in-game events.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Complete
The Race reviews
Three friends take a trip to Palma several years before the events of PSI. One of the game's vehicles is featured prominently.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
To Know His Name reviews
PSI - Childhood friends grow apart, one's life ends in tragedy, setting off the events of the game .
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Alone reviews
Thea loves Ayn and is sure they'll always be together. Ayn may have something other than love on his mind, however.
Phantasy Star - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
The Awkward Dance reviews
An in-depth look at the relationship between Alys and Rune, starting a few years before the events of Phantasy Star IV and leading up to some of the game's scenes.
Phantasy Star - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete