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Joined 06-07-16, id: 7936091, Profile Updated: 04-02-19

My favorite characters from Hellsing: Ultimate are as follows:

1. Seras
2. Integra
3. Rip
4. Alucard
5. Schrodinger
6. Zorin
7. Anderson
8. Yumi/Yumiko
9. Heinkel

Watch out for the username BorkyPigg. That person is a troll who disabled the Private Message feature on their profile so they can say anything they want to without having to read any messages of retaliation.

To any and all authors out there that have prior experience writing fics on the same level as Tatsurou-san, OfficerDonNZ, and DryBonesKing, I am looking for someone who could write a fic idea or two that I have.

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"A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded."

Too fuckin' afraid not to.

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

They Hurt her.

Collab Challenge(s): A Fallout 4/Hellsing crossover. I provide the plot and big details, whoever is interested writes/posts, and the both of us work on refining it. PM if interested. More crossover ideas to come in the future, maybe.

Crossover Challenge: A Fallout/M*A*S*H crossover with New Vegas as the Fallout game used. The challenge is that Courier 6, a woman, is transported to the M*A*S*H universe either at the start of the series or after Colonel Potter arrives. She ends up hanging out and falling for Hawkeye while trying to do the same to him. The two will pair up after the season she arrives in ends, and remain that way until the end. The Fallen Idol episode is touched on, but the confrontation between Hawk and Radar is avoided thanks to the Courier.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag.