Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don't in normal.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be a liar

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame.

There are no stupid questions, just the stupid people who ask them.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Energiser bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

I don't want to be the bigger person. I enjoy being small it allows me to sneak around and hurt people in the shadows.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Procrastinate NOW!

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed

I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELLDONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I was sitting paiently, in a classroom on that day
In the autotorium as the cold wind made the flags sway
The door was kicked open, and to my surprise
19 people were shot, right before my eyes
1, 2, 3 and 4 went down
and screams were shared all around
My heart skipped a beat
No this can't be real!

The bullets flew in a blood driven wheel
As I breathed a great breath
that soon was my last
A bullet was lodged right in my chest
and that was right where it rest
In that room, Cole hall that said
15 people were wounded
And 5 were shot dead

Copy and Paste this into your profile so sll are known about the tragedy at Northen Illinois University on February 14, 2008

This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.

My name is Melissa
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.
I must be stupid
I must be bad

What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
one whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
my daddy is back
from Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
against the wall.
I try and hide
from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says it's my fault
he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
and run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken.
"I'm Sorry!" I scream
But now it's much too late
His face has been twisted
into an umimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again,
Oh please, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
He finally stops
and heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
sprawled on the floor.
My name is Melissa
I am but three
Tonight my father
Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! I AM NEVER, EVER GONNA TREAT MY CHILDREN THAT WAY! (IF I HAVE ANY) SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more heart that was stopped.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at others

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad they cry. If you're a girl who can kick a boy's butt so bad it can make them cry like a girl, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have walked into a room and then absolutely forgotten what you went in there to do, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Ifyou have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that HarryHermione shippers are delusional(especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a 'watch your step' sign, copy this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile
If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
it's better to be unique...but if everyonne is unique than arn't we all alike?? If your as confused as me copy and paste this to your profile...,
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile. -today, actually
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

Ever Wonder...

Why we play at a recital, and recite at a play?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why feet smell and noses run?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why our alarm clocks go off by going on?
Why "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why to stop Windows Beta, you have to click on "Start"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why when you wind up a clock you start it, and yet when you wind up a speech you end it?
Why we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why there isn't mouse-flavoured cat food?
How come a wise man and a wise guy are different?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
If Vegetable Oil is made of vegetables, what is Baby Oil made of?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why there is no ham in hamburgers?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why your house burns up while it burns down?
Why there is no apple in pineapple?
Why we fill in a form by filling it out?
If you wonder about these questions too, copy and paste this into your profile and maybe we'll get some answers

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacltyuesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mum for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL:6

Put an X next to all that apply to you.
1. Smoked.
2. Consumed alcohol.x
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex X
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. x
5. Kissed someone of the same sex.
6. Had sex.
7. Had someone in your room other than family. x
8. Watched porn.
9. Bought porn.
10. Done drugs.
TOTAL: 4

1. Taken painkillers.x
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. Lied to your parents. x
4. Lied to a friend. x
5. Been to rehab.
6. Done something illegal.x
7. Cut yourself. X
8. Hurt someone. X
9. Been to a club.
10. Seen someone die
TOTAL:6

1. Missed curfew.
2. Stayed out all night.
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. (X)
4. Been to a therapist.
5. Snuck out of the house.
6. Dyed your hair.
7. Received a ticket.
8. Been in an accident. x
9. Wished someone to die. x
10. Been to a bar.
TOTAL: 3

1. Been to a wild party. X
2. Been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. Drank more than four beers in a night.
4. Had a spring break in Florida.
5. Sniffed anything. x
6. Wore black nail polish. x
7. Wore arm bands. X
8. Wore t-shirts with band names.
9. Listened to rap. x
10. Owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 6

1. Dressed Gothic. X
2. Dressed prep.x
3. Dressed punk.
4. Dressed grunge. x
5. Stole something.
6. Been too drunk to remember anything.
8. Fainted.
9. Had a crush on a neighbor. x
TOTAL: 4

1. Snuck into someone else's room. x
2. Had a crush on your friend. x
3. Been to a concert. X
4. Been called a slut.
5. Called someone a slut. X
6. Installed speakers in your car.
7. Broken a mirror.
8. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. X
9. Brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush.
TOTAL:5

1. Consider/Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater.x
3. Cruised the mall. x
4. Skipped school.
5. Had surgery.
6. Had an injury. X
7. Gone to court.
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. Caught something on fire. x
10. Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 4

1. Owned/rented an apartment.
2. Broke the law in the police's presence.x
3. Made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
4. Got in trouble with the police.
5. Talked to a stranger. x
6. Hugged a stranger.
7. Kissed a stranger.
8. Rode in the car with a stranger.x
9. Been harassed.
10. Been verbally harassed.x
TOTAL: 4

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. Stayed online for 5 hours straight. x
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. Watched TV for 5 hours straight. x
5. Been to a fair. X
6. Been called a bad influence.x
7. Drink and drive.
8. Prank-called someone.
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. X
10. Cheated on a test.
TOTAL:5

TOTAL: 41 I'M A VERY BAD INFLUENCE
-If You Have Less Then 10.. write I'm a Goody Goody.
-If You Have More Than 10.. write I'm still a goody goody.
-If You Have more Than 20..write I'm average.
-If You Have More Than 30..write I'm a bad kid.
-If You have more than 40..write I'm a very bad influence.
-If You Have more than 50..write I'm a horrible person.

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and a the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge

TRY NOT TO CRY:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late.
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mom, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.