Hey all!

You can call me D.

I love to listen to music, watch movies, read (fanfics o'corse), and goof around. No, i have not written any fanfics (yet), but one is currently in production. i hope to get that out soon.

I'm pretty nice, have a slightly warped sense of humor (blame it on marching band), i will laugh at almost anything, and i have a very random personality. I have an abnormal obsession with Harry Potter and Twilight. Oh, and i have a very unhealthy obsession when it comes to musicals and/or theatre. When the Tony's come on, i'm all like "WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!" and my family and friends are like "Wtf?"

(apologies for my utter nonsnsesical rambalings)

anywho...

My favs-

Movies: The Notebook, Titanic, My Boy Jack, Bruce Almighty, The Departed, Gangs of New York, It's A Wonderful Life, Star Wars, Brothers Grimm, Harry Potter, National Treasure 1&2, Indianna Jones 1-3, Ever After, Romeo and Juliet (Zepherelli sp? and 1996 versions),

T.V. shows: Materpiece Theatre, Mystery!, 30 Rock, The Office, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Merlin, How I Met Your Mother, NUMB3RS, GLEE!!,

Musicals i like: Wicked, Sound of Music, Mamma Mia!, West Side Story, Annie, Hairspray, Avenue Q, Guys and Dolls, White Christmas (Bing Crosby+Danny Kay = AWESOME!!), Curtians, Oklahoma!, Billy Elliot

Musicals I ADORE:

RENT- i saw it when it came to my city on the national broadway tour. AMAZING!! i can die happy now because i heard Adam Pascal sing "Your Eyes" live and Anthony Rapp in "La vie Boheme". But i am eternally saddened since it closed.

Spring Awakening- just reccently bacame a fan of this. :) I love the musicc and the story line is just fantastic. it's sad, but soooo good. Not to mention, John Gallager Jr. (origional Moritz) has an amazing voice!! melts.

Phantom of the Opera- i saw the move, and i was hooked. i saw it on stage and it was @ least 10 times more AMAZING!!

Next to Normal- heard about it, listened to the songs and they are awesome!! Then it was nominated for best musical and didn't win:( but it is such a great musical none-the-less!!

Cabaret- i was online and i said to myself "Self, why don't we look up Cabaret?" ok. so i did. I absolutely LOVE Alan Cumming as the Emcee, but Joel Grey is the master at it!!

Les Misarables- a girl in our school's talent show sung "On My Own", and i am now addicted to this musical.

Moulin Rouge!- I know it's a movie but it should be on stage. i watched it, i cried and now i'm OBSESSED with it!! (Ewon McGregor =LOVE! LOTS AND LOTS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!)

Books: Harry Potter Series (1st luv!), Twilight Series (TEAM EDWARD!!), and The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette, and The Body of Christopher Creed, Sherlock Holmes Mysteries, Miss Marple Mysteries, and the Mortal instraments series.

Music: i'm pretty eclectic. i'll listen to anything. i like linkin park, panic at the disco, james blunt, all time low, we the kings, Danny Elfman, yiruma, Jason Miraz, Frank Sinatra, Matt Nathanson, Ben Folds, the spill canvas, and anything acoustic with piano and/or guitar.

Authors: J.K Rowling, Stephanie Meyer, Nicholas Sparks, Carolly Erickson, Dan Brown

Actors/Actresses: Robert Pattinson (not because he plays Edward. if you have seen The Haunted Airman... that's why i think he's a great actor.), Leonardo DiCaprio, Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, Collin Firth, David Tennant, Adam Pascal, Anthony Rapp, Idina Menzel, Heath Ledger (RIP), Daniel Radcliffe, Natasha Richardson (RIP), Jonny Depp, James Stewart, John Gallagher Jr.,and Alan Cumming, Angela Lansburry, Neil Patrick Harris, Ewon McGregor

People who are just plain HOT:

~ Taylor Lautner (yes, i know he plays jacob, but 8 PACK ABS!! yum.)

~Tom Felton (everybody loves a bad boy. ;))

~Ewon McGregor (He can sing AND he's a jedi!! my prayers have been answered!!)

~Robert Pattinson (dude, i thought he was hot BEFORE he played Edward)

~David Tennant (Casanova. that's all i need to say...)

~Justin Bartha (Geek Boys rock my socks!!)

~ Neil Patrick Harris (Why must he swing for the other team?!)

Directors: Martin Scorsese (sp?), Stephen Speilburg(sp?), (A/N: I know. I'm terrible at spelling these peoples' names. xP) George Lucas, and Mel Brooks, Terry Gilliam.

As you can see, I use up most of my time watching movies. I'll probably do something like costumes, cinemetography, or a movie/show/book critic. I absolutely LOVE to be on stage and/or work behind the scenes.

I love peoples' creativity. I am so glad that we have this site so people can share their stories with the world.

favorite characters from books/movies (and a few musicals):

-Carlisle, TWLIGHT

-Edward, TWILIGHT

-Mike Newton, TWILIGHT

-Draco Malfoy, HARRY POTTER

-Fred Weasley, HARRY POTTER

-Tonks, HARRY POTTER

-Lupin, HARRY POTTER

-Jack Sparrow, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBIAN

-James Lorrington, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBIAN

-Noah, THE NOTEBOOK

-Mark, RENT

-Yoda, STAR WARS

-Obi-Wan Kanobi, STAR WARS

-Indiana Jones, INDIANNA JONES SERIES (but not the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, didn't like that one)

-Riley, NATIONAL TREASURE

-Jacob, BROTHERS GRIMM

-The Phantom (A.K.A Erik. whatever floats ur boat), PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

-Glinda, WICKED

-Elphaba,WICKED

-The Scarecrow, WIZARD OF OZ

-Sky Masterson, GUYS AND DOLLS

-Dory, FINDING NEMO

-Robert Langdon, THE DAVINCI CODE/ANGLES AND DEAMONS

-Wesley, THE PRINCESS BRIDE

-Young Casanova, CASANOVA (the BBC version w/ David Tennant)

-Jacob, THE BROTHERS GRIMM

-The Joker, THE DARK KNIGHT

-Moritz, SPRING AWAKENING

-Emcee, CABARET

My Favorite Random Quotes (feel free to PM me about any of these):

"If it feels right, it's WRONG! If it feels naughty, then it's... it's DOUBLE WRONG!"

"And then we can go into a field of poppies, with llamas, and pegacorns with pixie dust..."

"IT'S JUST LIKE MAGIC!"- when Daniel Radcliffe finally got the envelope open during the 2oo7 Tony Awrds. (better belives it)

"Sacre Damn!"

"Band crack!"

"Go home!"

"Patricio the Dragon Slayer!"

"OH MY GOD! HORATIO CAINE! (starts to hyperventilate)"

"Rob and Raisinettes. Nuf said."

"OMG! Is that a blueberry muffin?"

"That, is a sex joke."

"My Bunnies!"

"I think your glove is flppin' me off."

"Narnia was on RPatts's hair? My Gosh!"

"Beautiful and hot are two different things. I can think a painting is beautiful, but I wouldn't bang a painting."-Kevin from 'The Office'

"Shi-it"

"What have I told you about playing in the tar?!"

"Halftime, extra-innings, IT'S ALL REALATIVE!"

"Because, unlike some Robin Hoods, I can speak woth an english accent"-Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Mawige. Mawige is wot bwings us here togfwa... todway!"-Princess Bride

~"And how do you know she is a witch?"

~"She looks like one!!"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I need to go to the BAAAATHROOOOOOOM!"- Larry the Cucumber

"One does not go into Vatican City with one's ass hanging out."- Robert Langdon

"Can you put a price on your dreams?"- Tony

"I's all about the Roosevelts BAY-BAY!"- Taco bell commercial

"And so i entered the world Armani-clad and awesome."-Barny, from HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

"Gentleman! I'm sure we can sort this out amicably. Look at it this way: If you could do what i could do, then you would do it too! But you can't. I can, and I have, and I'll do it again. So you should be happy for me, just a tiny bit, don't you think? And you sir, just consider. You love your wife... I love your wife. Aren't we on the same side?!"- Young Cassanova

"HAVE YOU EVER SUFFERED SUCH MORTIFYING VISIONS?!"- Moritz

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

and noooooooooow... RANDOM THINGS FROM PEOPLE!!

If you absolutely LOVE Rob Pattinson's messy hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what 'OMC!' means, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you own at least 3 or more Twilight tee-shirts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Michael Phelps is a vampire (and he is), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door (or wall!) and said 'sorry', copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you want Jacob to go die after wht he did in Eclipse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever qouted 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been late for something because you were reading Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever quoted Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people give you strange looks because you are obsessed with Star Wars, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people have given you a list of reasons why you shouldn't read Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever listened to a song and yell "THIS IS SO EDWARD-BELLA!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sung any song from a musical in the hallways at school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been stuck on a Lenzner Tour bus for more than 24 hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

30 of 100 kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile (I ABSOLUTELY DEEEETEST RAP!!)

Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted...

If you have music in your soul, put this into your profile.

If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't watch 90210, Gossip Girl, Living With The Kardashians (or whatever the bloody hell it's called) or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved The Nightmare Before Chiristmas BEFORE Hot Topic started to sell Jack Skellington merch, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..quot; because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt disgustingly guilty about not crying at Angel's funeral one out of the thousand times you've watched it, copy this into your profile.

If it pisses you off when people write about Collins moving on when Angel dies because as far as your concerned she never died so technically you think he's cheating on her, copy this into your profile.

We all know that Mimi and Roger are meant to be together; and a lot of us think that if roger dies Mimi and Mark should totally get together; and a bunch of us have begun a conspiracy that Mark and Roger are gay lovers, but for some reason, the world is very lacking in Mimi/Roger/Mark threesome fics.. If you believe that Mimi, Roger, and Mark would make the best threesome ever, copy this into your profile

If people have ever stared at you for dancing around in public, singing an incredibly off key version of la vie boheme, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever liked or enjoyed a book or story you have read in school and everyone else thought it was lame, copy and pate this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now :D

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would get you a picture book of Rob Pattinson.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be waiting outside his apartment with you.

FRIENDS: Would see a movie starring Rob Pattinson (or another celeb) with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the front row, fan-girling with you. (fan-girling: screaming over a really hot guy) XD

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FUN STUFFS:)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Devizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and animal): Blue Sea Turtle

3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, a drink):Blue Martini

4. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Evyahjn

5. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name):Lynn

6. YOUR EMO NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Freedom

7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Bananna Economy

8. YOUR PIRATE NAME ( favorite color, pirate accessory):Blue Sword

9. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, name of your street): Brittany Rosalind

List 10 Twilight Cahracters: (randomly, off the top of ur head)

1. Edward Cullen

2. Jasper Cullen

3. Mike Newton

4. Bella Swan

5. Carlisle Cullen

6. Seth Clearwater

7. Jacob Black

8. Emmett Cullen

9. Alice Cullen

10. James

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

Carlisle/James. nope.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Mike Newton? oh yeah... like WHOOOOOOOOO!! lolz.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Seth Clearwater getting Edward Cullen pregnant... umm... Edward, is there something you didn't tell us?

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Alice, oh yeah. there are so many.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Jacob Black/Jasper Cullen... that would be disturbing... so no.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Bella/Emmett or Bella/Alice. ummm. Bella/Emmett.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Jake discovered Mike and Emmett in a secret relationship.

Jake: WTF?! Emmett what is going on?! i thought you loved Rosalie!! And mike, i thought you had a crush on Bella!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic

Jasper/Seth... Seth comes over with Jacob to the Cullens to visit Nessie. There's a huge storm blowing into Forks and it causes the power to go out. Jasper and Seth go into the basement to flip on the switch box. what will happen in the darkness? will they find out things about eachother and themselves they never knew?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Bella/James... yeah, few, but they're out there.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Edward/Carlisle. "I Don't Care Much" that just sounds like a hurt/comfort title.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Bella/Edward. Oh so many to use... bella would lock edward and herself in a janator's closet or a random place like that. (:

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Jacob/Alice. nooooooooooo...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

-X-

THIS IS SO CREEPY!!

your instincts has

its

advantages

all

the

time...

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT

CHEAT

(You'll

will kick yourself later) I was a little

skeptical trying this, but if you follow the

instructions to the "t" you'll be

surprised!!

All of my answers were accurate. We'll see

tomorrow if the wish comes true. I'll let

you

know. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will

freak

you out! The person who sent it to me

said

her

wish came true 10 minutes after they read

the

mail. BUT NO CHEATING! This game

has

a

funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It

takes

about three minutes...it's worth a try

First..get a pen and paper. When you

actually

choose names, make sure it's people you

actually

know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't

read

ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in

a

column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write

down any

two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the

names

of

members of the opposite sex.

NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT

WON"T

TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or

family...) in the 4th, 5th,

and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10,

and

11.

GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2)

people

about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that

you

love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but

can't

work

out.

4. You care most about the person you

put in

4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is

the

one

who

knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky

star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches

with

the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person

in

7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells

you

most about YOUR mind.

10. and 11 is the song telling you how

you

feel

about life

this is so accurate

NOW...post this bulletin (dont reply) within

the

hour... IF you do..

your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

-x-

TAKE THIS SHORT QUIZ!!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

serious issues:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD are the ones you are.) also, add some on.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big nose.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I have a HOMOSEXUAL in my family, so my values MUST be fucked up.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST have a loud mouth, drink beer, and eat nothing but sausage and saurkraut.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so i MUST be an athiest.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (i can wash my hair everyday, but it still is oily! damn hormones...)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw/read ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I am on FLAG TEAM, so i MUST be a fat talentless girl who never made it on cheerleading.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship satan
i'm a MAJORETTE, so i MUST be perfect at all times.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

I am DEMOCRAT, so i MUST be a gay environmentalist.

-X-

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!

-X-

STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.