"Generally I have about as much to do with skulls as your average chicken has to do with souffles." - Death

"...Next thing you're going to be moaning that I ought to get a scythe..." - Death

"Undaunted she responded, “Thank you for your fine assessment of the situation. I will file your report under ‘Shit I Already Know,’ and bring it up before committee. As they are quite busy let me give you an interim answer until they can reply, Fuck Off.” - Hermione Granger in "Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story" by The Treacle Tart

"And then came another Voice. Not a voice, but a Voice. The Voice, in fact. It was Beautiful, Unspeakably So, in tones of Ethereal Light and A Multitude of Wondrous Voices Singing, of Sunlight and Rain and Waves dashing against Rock and Stars In the Sky, of the Vast Endless Eä and Air and Ten Thousand Elven Swords, of Jewels Forged by the Gwaith-i-Mírdain and the Arrows of the Galadhrim, of the Three Elven Rings of Power and the Three Silmarils and the Flame Imperishable. It shone and sliced through you like an Impossibly Magnificent Glow of Goodness and a Blinding yet Gentle Great White Light. You can of course treat this all metaphorically, except that this is exactly what it sounded like (except on a much, much Grander, more Divine scale), and really is not meant to be a metaphor of any sort.

And the Voice said:

“SHARRUP.”" - "The Mary Sues' Strike Back!" By Millikov