BlondhairPinkgumSoNotMyFortehide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Hello! I'm BlondhairPinkgumSoNotMyForte. I have fiery red hair (with some brunette and blond on the side) and i have violet eyes (i'm part albino aka im as pale as death). If you hadn't guess all ready i am Victoria back from the dead ( Bella aka Bellas.MY.Alter.Ego. has been bugging me to do a story about it. LOL!) Bellas.MY.Alter.Ego(Bella) and mrs.whitlock-hale(Alice) are my ABSOULTE best friends and my nextdoor neighbors. They've been helping me out with editing (flunked spelling) and revising(flunked that to) LOL but im getting better with age. I hope you would check out my stories as well as Bellas.MY.Alter.Ego. and mrs.whitlock-hales stories. LUVA lots Victoria aka BlondhairPinkgumSoNotMyForte | |||||||
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Charlie's Twilight Angels by Foxy-Fire6677 reviews
Bella and Alice; The Swan twins become orphanes after their mom and dad are mudered. What happens when Alice, Bella and their new friend Rosalie are adopted by a retired Charlie's Angel and her husband James? Will there be a new generation of Angels? R&R edit
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,471 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, Bella, Rosalie, Jasper
Beauty and the Beast by Hewy Toonmore reviews
This version of the classic story has a Male Beauty betrothed to a woman he has never even known or met. But that soon changes when he encounters a mysterious She Beast in a dark and strange castle while searching for his lost parents. COMPLETE. R&R.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,245 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Hard Descisions by Lemonade Ninja reviews
Bella moves back to Forks after something terrible happens to her. Five weeks later, she receives the news that she's pregnant. Along with her best friend Alice Cullen, will she be able to overcome her past and...still find love? ExB All Human. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,691 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
My Life As A Teenage Vampire by The.Cullen.Girls reviews
The Cullens have moved to Scotland to continue their existances. What happens when they meet with some unexpected people? BD SPOILERS! Rating may change to M later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
things jane vouturi is not allowed to do by Dragon.Flying.Vampire reviews
Tittle explains it. rated whatever it is rated just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Legacy of the Beast by Fancy Friday reviews
A year after their marriage, Prince Vincent and Belle are expecting. But when the happiest moment in their lives takes a beastly turn, will Belle and the Prince be able to overcome the curse once more?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,370 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
A Little Warmth by eyecanread reviews
"Seeing you was… a very pleasant surprise." Even in this low light he could see her blush. "Not that I saw anything!" 8D KataraxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
One To Darkness by Sar-kaz-m reviews
AU! The Witch was never released. Az becomes Queen, DG becomes a High Priestess. But then, fanatics make threats against her, and a former Tin Man is chosen to become her protector and companion.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - DG, Cain
Handsome is as Handsome does by Unlikely Rose reviews
Determined to stand on her own two feet, the fiercely independent Lila is full of plans for her future, & those plans certainly don't include the handsome, yet maddeningly infuriating Sir Arlington. But sometimes, fate has more in store than what meets the eye... And sometimes, just sometimes, there is much to be learned from love, beauty, inner beasts. Beauty & the Beast inspired.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Weeping Sun by Rememberance of Something reviews
Love happens in strange places and does strange things. You think that you hate some with a passion to match no other, but then, in an blink of an eye they steal your heart and soul leaving you stund and yet smiling. ZukoxKatara No Squeal!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Kagome the Demoness by Kyuubi no Goddess reviews
Kagome finds out that she is a princess and a demoness a week before her 17th birthday. On her 17th birthday she gets her memories back. On the very same day the group runs into someone, and what does he have to do with Kagome's memories! ON HOLD!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,102 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by TriciaMacMillan reviews
Bella feels both strangely attracted to and repulsed by the standoffish boy who sits next to her in English. She and her best friend, Alice, are looking for love, and they refuse to settle for anything less. ExB, JxA. A modern 'Pride and Prejudice.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,898 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The great Proclamation by Sariera reviews
A detailed retelling of the classic story of Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
New King by animebaka91 reviews
Sesshomaru is the vampire king, Kagome is captured by him. just a Sess and Kagome fanfict, no other characters besides Jaken *and dont own them*
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Sognando by Vividus reviews
-Nutcracker- ...her slowly remember that he was the same person as the Prince from her dream. Startled, she looked up at him again, her eyes wide. He chuckled, playing with her hair.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Princess Kagome by SesshyLover132 reviews
Five years ago, Kagome had to abandon her life as the Princess of the Northern Kingdom. Now, after a fight with Naraku and the unleashing of her true strength she's heading North, to her father and the man she left behind. SesshomaruKagome Revised!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
In Marble Halls by Sar-kaz-m reviews
DGCain. Not long after the eclipse, Cain has realized that he's fallen for DG. Being a man of action, he decides to do something about it.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
Real Girls Play Softball by efficacious humorosity reviews
A modern version of "Pride and Prejudice." Will Darcy and Charley Bingley transfer to Washington Preparatory School, where they meet best friends Jane Benson and Elizabeth Bennet. Love and drama ensue. What awaits the four of them during the school year?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Whole World and You by Lia06 reviews
High school teacher, Lizzie Bennett, meets Will Darcy, partner in a large law firm and owner of Pemberley Resort and Spa. Will immediately makes a bad impression and Lizzie continues to judge him based on that one incident. COMPLETED!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,095 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
An Apple A Day Keeps the Zeros Away by LittleAlbatross reviews
After a journey in the woods threatens DG's life, Cain finds a new reason to love the forbidden fruit.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Along by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
The spell has finally been broken. The Beast has some explaining to do, and Belle has a few secrets of her own to get out: she knew about the curse. Postmovie oneshot.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family by Melody Cullen reviews
Here is a list of 50 things Emmett a.k.a. The Master of Annoyance has done to annoy his family! Not good at summaries! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Little Cullens by Math hime reviews
All the cullens have been turned into 5 year olds! bella and werewolf gang have to babysit them.trouble!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Ten Things I Bet You Didn't Know About Jacob Black by GAHaNERD reviews
I think Jacob needs to be exposed for what he really is... This is a handy dandy one-shot my friends helped with does this. Jacob lovers be warned. Seriously, if you are a Jacob lover, don't read this. I do not need another bash from a forwarned person.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
The Apartment by moongoddess8010 reviews
Legally Blonde. ElleEmmett. Elle stays at Emmett's new apartment after her first year of Harvard is over.
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007
Don't Get Many Things Right The First Time by earwig reviews
Legally Blonde. Elle and Emmett's first Valentine's Day. Fluff.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
What's in a Love? Highschool? by Waiting in the Wings reviews
the cast of Pride and Prejudice is all here, except well their in highschool, Lizzie is starting Highschool when she meets the mysterious Will Darcy. can you fall in love in highschool? find out in this modern retelling of Jane Austen's P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,747 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Anything For You by LiveinLivingColor reviews
Legally Blonde "Anything for you, little miss Woods comma Elle." An alternate scene to the "Legally Blonde" ballad, EmmettElle.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Angels Among Us by Phantom Muse reviews
Crossover between POTO and the Nutcracker. Christine, a teenage girl in France, recieves a nutracker for Christmas but he is damaged by her younger brother. The nutcracker comes to life and is in need of Christine's assistance to save the Land of Music.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Erik, Christine
Stuck in the Dark by moongoddess8010 reviews
Legally Blonde. Elle gets caught in a storm and where does she go? To see Emmett. Rated T for safety. Last chapter up!
Legally Blonde - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas is You by LiveinLivingColor reviews
Legally Blonde: What you want is right in front of you, front of you... Emmett and Elle spend Christmas Eve together and realize what's been in front of them all along.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
whatEver After by Sar-kaz-m reviews
DGCain. Happily Ever After isn't always happy. And it isn't always forever, either. Chapters 1 to 4 have been touched up since rewatching the series.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,069 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - DG, Cain - Complete
Only You by Enchantable reviews
Sometimes the end of one adventure is only the start of another. Ambrose gets his brain and discovers a forgotten love, Az learns to live free of the witch and Cain discovers that never leaving DG's side is hard work when you're falling in love.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,760 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Cain, DG - Complete
Prejudice and Pride by Adela H reviews
P&P from Darcy's point of view. Last Installment up. Have you ever wondered what went through Darcy's mind durring Pride and Prejudice? Well, now you can know.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,083 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Pride and Prejudice 3 parts by kannasoul09 reviews
This story is about the movie Pride and Prejudice . Its really heart warming and all. Sesshomaru is rich and Kagome is not. They don't want to admit they love each other so what will happen. Please read and review. Oh and Lemon will be in. Thank you
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Karaoke night! by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a party, with KARAOKE!What song will each Cullen pick?What about Bella? A collection of songfics.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
A Matter of Pride by BloodRoseAngel91 reviews
This is a Pride and Prejudice crossover and oneshot. I would make it an actual story, but I have no idea if it has that extra spark... so let me know visual SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Kagome's Power by Tiki Rane Gobell reviews
COMPLETE! Kagome decides she won't wait for Inuyasha anymore. She begins her journey to discover her own power and finds more than she expected. SessKag!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,691 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
We Can Work It Out by NazgulQueen13 reviews
Eliza’s an outspoken American, Darcy’s a blueblood British lawyer. Eliza’s prejudiced to think that her opinion is the only one worth having, Darcy’s pride causes him to be ill suited to recommend himself to Americans. Can hate turn to love? Perhaps...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,346 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
As Petals Fall by PhasL reviews
His life was decided by a choice that was not his own and a curse was placed upon him. Alone and forgotten he could not hope for love until one fateful day AU Beauty and the Beast style. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,397 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast Inuyasha Style! by Chris-San reviews
Inuyasha is a prince, cursed to live a life of solitude in the body of a demon, unless he can learn to love. Reload of an old story with origional style & chapter divisions.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,302 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Eva's Roses by Damian reviews
This is a retelling of Beauty and the Beast, based on a very interesting premise. The Beast is a girl and Beauty is male. And the enchantress isn't quite what anyone expects, least of all the Beast herself.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Red Rose by Riene reviews
Complete, novel length. At the end of the musical and book, Christine and Raoul leave, and Erik prepares to die. But events have a way of not working out as we think! E/C, though Raoul lovers will like this. Please Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,293 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
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Charlie's Angels reviews
Blond, Black, Brunette, and Red. What do you get when you combine them together? Cute girls that KICK BUTT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Alice
Victoria's Return reviews
Is Victoria really gone? OR did she just come back to life? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Victoria - Complete
21 things that Edward should not do reviews
We've all heard of things that jasper, alice, jacob, and emmett mostly emmett should not do. but what about the things that edward should not do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast with a Twilight Twist reviews
Long long ago, a young prince, because of his selfishness, was turned into a terrible beast. He has 100 years to find someone he could love and who will love him in return. Will he succeed? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
21 things that Victoria is not allowed to do reviews
Warning: These things will happen If 1 Victoria is regenerated, 2 she has no memory of her past life, and 3 She's living with the Cullens
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete