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Joined 10-08-08, id: 1711959, Profile Updated: 10-15-08
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Okay here's a quick summary about me...

First of all I am 17-years old but, I am very immature and seriously not serious most of the time, I am also Hispanic and know very little spanish which is really embarrassing. I am very weird and shy but not strange and I am very perverted and devious. Also, I love to read, play video games, run, and slack off. I like to be alone but not all the time cause it'll drive me crazy. I like to watch/read Naruto other anime shows arent as great. I like to have friends and make new ones, so if anyone needs a friend your S.O.L, ha just kidding. Anyways, thats pretty much all i got to say. Latez.

If anyone out there has Xbox Live, send me a friend request and let's play! My Gamertag is uh... its I CR1MSON I

I mostly only read Fics with a good story and makes sense. I don't mind Mary-sues, OOC, bashings, crossovers, or anything else. I do not write because I don't have the mind to come up with a good plot. The only thing I do not like is when they try to change Naruto into a Dark emo evil person, why would you do that?! Anyways I like it when he is good and has that uncanny ability to change people. I mean thats the whole reason I watch it.

Favorite Pairings for Naruto:

Naruto/Hinata(this is who Naruto should end up with in the end of the series)

Naruto/Naruko(This pair is rarely seen I wish there were more)

Naruto/Tayuya(I like girls with red-hair)

Naruto/Kurenai(gotta love their eyes)

Naruto/Anko(all I can say is... Lemons)

Naruto/Ino(Blondes)

Naruto/Harem(Again, Lemons)

Shikamaru/Temari(dunno)


Other Stuff About Me...

I Live in Las Vegas, Nevada U.S

I like these shows, games, series, etc:

-Naruto

-Resident Evil

-Spider-man

-Batman

-Karin/Chibi Vampire

-The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

-Others I can't think of right now

Likes:

Likes to listen to music

Strawberries and Bananas are my anti-drug

Hentai/Porn

Video Games are Awesome

That one girl(you know who you are)

I like to joke around alot

Dislikes:

I don't like Sasuke being the centered character in the story, pisses me off

A friend who will torment others to make themselves look good infront of everyone else

My procrastinating, seriously hate it

Most of my friends if not all

Emo people who aren't really emo just dress that way to get attention

Las vegas weather


...I love you reader...hahahahahaha... just kidding... but really I do love you

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Desperation by Jelp reviews
Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,251 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crimson Bliss by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto has been seeking to settle down, yet no one wants him. He struggles as he tries to find a lover for himself. Rated M for blood and Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Uzumaki Apartment Stories! reviews
Naruto owns an apartment building, which makes him manager. Watch as he struggles with his residents to evil corporations. Will be a NaruxHarem.Incest. Might be OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U.