Pen Name- Measha of Clomati. Name of a character in a story I wrote, when I find a better name, I'll change it. Btw, I'm a gal.

Age- 14-16

Hobbies- anything and everything creative: sewing, knitting, crocheting, photography, writing lyrics or stories, scrapbooking, drawing (I'm taking an art class!), collages, etc. I also have a Fictionpress account under this same pen name.

Fav. Musics- TFK, FmStatic, RelientK, Lincoln Brewster, hawk nelson, UnNailed(LOL), the Jonas Brothers, Anberlin, Falling up, Toby Mac, FireFlight, Plumb,

a list that could go on forever...

Pets- 2 stubborn beagles, three cute kitties, a bunch of chickens, 2 bunnies and my brother has a goldfish.

Sibs- An older brother who will soon be leaving for college :'o( , a younger bro to have nerf gun or lightsaber fights with when I'm feeling tomboyish, and a younger sister with whom I share a room (we argue alot, but s'all good.)

Fav. genres- fantasy, action, comedy, and modern christian romance or modern christian adventure. (this is books and movies.)

Here's some of my Fav funny quotes:

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

Pinocchio:Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

Pinocchio: On the contrary,

Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably

Prince Charming: Stop it!

Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't

'Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.'

The Blues Brothers

Forrest Gump: (referring to apple computers.) 'He's got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'

"Why don't you just go on over to the snack bar and grab yourself a big bowl of shut up."

Reggie, Surfs Up

Captain Lennox: Okay it's a Visa...

International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?

Captain lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

(Transformers)

Ironhide: You feelin' lucky, punk?

pointing his guns at Sam

Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide

Ironhide: Stops pointing his guns at Sam Just kidding. Just wanted to show him my cannons.

Bruce: We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music

Bruce: and hats the way the cookie crumbles.

At the bakery, Vol is picking his nose, while standing next to the record breaking cookie.

Bruce: It's a good thing I'm wearing this

tugs at hair net

Bruce: Because we wouldn't want any stray hairs to fall into the booger!

(Bruce Almighty)

Rita: Evan, what happened? Did you fall in a mine shaft?

Evan Baxter: No

Rita: Did you just come out of a coma?

Evan: No

Rita: Were you attacked by a werewolf?

Evan No, I wasn't

Rita: Well, if you were going for that rugged look, I think you over-shot it.

(Evan Almighty)

Julian: "The foosa. They are always annoying us by tresspassing, interrupting our parties and ripping or limbs off."
Alex: "Yeah, sounds good. We're just, uh-- We're just trying to find out where the people are, so if you could, uh..."
Maurice: "Oh, my. What big teeth you have. Man!"
Julian: "Shame on you, Maurice. Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?"

One of my friends posted this on a site and I thought it was cute and inspirational, so I posted it here. Enjoy!

Buttprints in the Sand

One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

But then some strange prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
Those prints are large and round and neat,
"But Lord, they are too big for feet."

"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you along.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."

"Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

-- author unknown