Ever since their first year at Hogwarts, Draco and Shae have been the worst of enemies. Tension increases with each passing day as complications increase in both of their lives. Can the two unite when they realize they are pitted against a common enemy?

A parody of all the terrible plot elements that bother us all. Includes Draco in leather pants and a wellformed Hermione as well as many other mistakes and cliches found in horrid fanfics. Review if you like, flames are always welcome.