hello people reading this. Some of my favorite books are the Harry Potter books and the PJO books.

Disclaimer:

This applies to all fanfictions I write.
I Am NOT Rick Riordan, or J.K. Rowling, or any other author who's books I write fanfiction for.
I do not own any of the books that I write about.

My update policy:

I will not update a story until the newest chapter has at least one review and 50 hits.

I'm currently editing and updating Treason.

For Gone stories, I post the next chapter when the story is no longer on the first page of the archive.

J.K. Rowling proved that some young adult novels can be over 500 pages. Stephanie Meyer proved that some shouldn't be.

Ways to know you are obsessed with PJO:

When its thundering, you wonder what Zeus is mad about.

you read all of Demigod Files the night it came out.

You have read the preview of the last olympian at least five times.

You think you are a demigod

when you get a sunburn, you blame Apollo

you have actually sworn on the river Styx

you have tried to explain greek mythology to small children.

you have corrected your social studies teacher during a unit on ancient greece.

you blame Hermes when your computer crashes

you will never go to Canada because you don't want to be eaten by Laistrygonians.

you say things like " oh my gods" or "go to tartarus"

You think you know who your olympian parent is.

Every time you take the cap off of a ballpoint pen, there is a split second when you hope it will be Riptide.

In the pledge of allegiance, you say "under the gods" instead of "under God"

Long live courage.

Long live leadership.

Long live freedom.

Long live teamwork.

Long live team spirit.

Long live love.

Long live friendship.

Long live destiny.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

If at first you don't succeed, you shouldn't try skydiving

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Things to Ponder:

Why isn't "Palindrome" spelled the same back backwards and forwards?

If all the world is a stage, then where is the audience sitting?

Is a laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?

What happens when none of your bees wax?

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

When someone says "you know what they say..." Who are they?

If I break the laws of physics do I go to jail?

Why do slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character out of a book or cartoon and see absoulutely nothing wrong with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

Green means go. Yellow means slow down and red means stop. Please note that this does not apply to bannas. Yellow means go. Green means stop and red mean where on earth have you been to get a red banana?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.

We're not retreating...we are simply advancing in another direction.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you,

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane because well behaved girls never made history.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people.

79 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. including this one.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been singing christmas carols in the middle of July, but didn't notice till people started to stare, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a weird enough life that you could come up with a million copy and paste things, but you're just too lazy, copy and paste.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a greek god.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

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