Name: Beth

D.O.B: 19/12/95

Currently residing: In your back pocket

Actually currently residing: Australia

Hometown: Swansea, Wales

Likes: Writing, stuff that makes me laugh, music, Tiny Teddies, Golden Nuggets, movies, stupid jokes (What do you call a fly with no wings? A WALK!! BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA) randomness, film making, the beach...Okay i think everyone has stopped caring by now. If you even cared to begin with...

Dislikes...Really?? Do you really want to know? Do you actually care? Didn't think so. But I'll write it anyway for all you stalkers out there *wink: School, mean people, sheep, work, bad grammar (like I'm one to talk, though), bitchy girls who are obsessed with self image and have no individuality and swear and drink a lot, little children, dogs, spiders, noisy neighbours (i dislike a lot of things, don't judge me xD)

Appreciates: Individuality, creativity, happiness, awesomeness, epicness, funniness, awesomeness, randomness

Usually writes stories about: Well, on this account I'll be posting my story about a half-frog half-man creature (DON'T JUDGE IT JUST YET, FOLKS! It's not as bad as it sounds I promise!) who can be controlled by special people called Ambicons and is trying to wipe out the vampire and human race (I KNOW the vampire thing is totally cliche and actually kinda boring by now, but I swear i had this idea before freakin Twilight was even big. And my vampires are not the stupid sparkly pixies in Stephenie Meyer's book, okay? I actually KNOW what vampires are. I'm not gonna make up some retarded creature that has no vampiric qualities whatsoever and name it a vampire because the name sounds glamorous, unilke some. Sorry Twilight fans but I seriously hate what Stephenie Meyer has done to 'vampires'. If they can even be called that. THEY'RE FRAUDS!!) Anyway, my story follows a lazy 14 year old kid named Harlan Vang who wants nothing more than to like an unexciting, normal life but gets dragged into an unexpected war between vampires and the Frog Man. Please read it. It's not that bad. I hope..

I also have another account where my friend and I write parody stories for Harry Potter and the Dark Knight and things like that (normally involving ridiculous gay couples, ie. Snape and Dumbledore). They're incredibly stupid but they are funny and if you like stuff like that you should definitely check them out. If you can find them. The account name is xxBEjrtnfTHxx if anyone's interested.

Okay, I'd better stop here before I bore you all to death, so thanks for visiting my profile thing (that usually means you liked me story ;D) and I hope you enjoy my novelette!

~Beth