I mean, seriously, am I ever gonna work on my fanfiction? Still, I should tell you, whoever you are, about my writing style. Uh, I guess that back then, like when I was a noob or something, all my stories (Though I never finished them) had to be some kind of action or adventure story. Now it still is in a way, but I like to add some romance or tradgedy of some sort. Actually, my shorter drabbles are usually just digging into someone's mind... Uhm, I guess my vocabulary is fairly extended since my friends tend to call me 'Grammar Freak' when I correct them every so often. I've learned that writing about blood, gore, fighting, depression is actually what I define as 'fun'. Ooh, and I draw too, but I think I'm only an amatuer since I only draw cartoony crap. I THINK I'm working on a project with my friends right now, which is making a short story probably about fifteen chapters, and I'm assming that at least four of us are going to make it much longer. I do like to be criticized quite roughly now. Oh, and I cuss. A lot.

5 super cereal things about me. Yes, I referred to Al Gore. Bite me.

1. I am Jewish. No goddamn exceptions.

2. I like the word 'cock' only when I refer to a rooster.

3. I love South Park. No goddamn exceptions.

4. Disregard the fact I dislike Twilight with a passion.

5. I BELIEVE MANBEARPIG IS HALF MAN, HALF BEAR, AND HALF PIG. NO EXCEPTIONS.

POP QUIZ!

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My friend Maryleen: "Little fucker that fucking hurt!"

Where are you?

On the armchair, re-doing this quiz.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

I see a ceiling! And a wall! :O

What's the last thing you ate?

Bacon.

What's your personality like?

I can make my friends and family members laugh all the time, I can cry pretty easily, I've been called random but funny, and I usually agree with an unfair, racist, or sexist person. I have a problem with watching vilolence, bursting out in laughter before rushing into help if I know the person.

Who do you have a crush on?

... Someone...

What was the last thing you thought?

I thought about how the hell did I burn myself cooking.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

OH HO~ I THINK OF CHAAANGE. OBAMA!!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Go to Hot Topic and spend all my goddamn money. And buy some "American Dad!" boxers. I want those so bad.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Air.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

... THIS QUIZ?!

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever cursed at an inanamite object and later apoligized to it, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you do not copy this to your profile your mom will die in 4 hours!

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