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"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them."

"A home without books is like a house with no windows."~ Me

"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

"The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

"Fall seven times, stand up eight."

Bella: "It's...a cow."
Edward: "No, Bella. It's a dinosaur. Of course it's a cow!"
Bella: "You...want me to eat it?"
Edward: "No. I want you to throw a stick at it and see if it brings it back."
Bella: "Feeling a little sarcastic today?"
Edward: "Just a bit."

"We're not sarcastic; we're hilarious. We're not annoying; we're just cooler than you. We're not snobs; we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed; we're just best friends"

.: There's three ways to do things:.
.: The right way :.
.: The wrong way :.
.: And my way, which is wrong too, but faster!:.

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

methods of Love...
+kiss on the cheek--"we're friends"
+kiss on the ear--"i'm horny"
+kiss on the hand--"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck--"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--"i want you now"
+kiss on the lips--"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands--"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink--"Let's get it on"
+slap on the butt--"thats mine"
+playing with the ear--"i can't live without you"
+holding on tight--"don't let go"
+looking into each other's eyes--"let's get romantic"
+playing with hair on head--"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist --"i love you too much to let go"
+laughing while kissing--"i am completley comfortable w/you"

"Music is love in search of a word."

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity". Gilda Radner

--Favorites--

Color: Brown and red
Number: 56? I don't know
Band: Anna Nalick
Music Genre: I listen to everything but opera
TV Show: I love NCIS, L & O SVU, Without a trace, House!, and a bunch of others.
Movie: She's The Man

Actor: Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Channing Tatum
Actress: Amanda Bynes is hilarious
Kind of Movie: comedy, I don't know, anything really

Cartoon: umm... I don't watch cartoons
Sport: football, soccer, tae kwon doe little bit
Fast Food Restaurant: Probably Mcdonalds but I dont really like fast food much
Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl!!
Ice Cream: Rainbow sherbet
Cereal: I hate cereal...
Candy: not a big fan of candy either.
Drink: Coke all the way.
Quote: "You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor" :)

--Do You--

Have any siblings: One sister who's really just a close friend (she's under my fave authors - Sierra Swan)

Have any pets: two cats
Have a job: I don't, I'm a little young since I'm only 15...
Have a cellphone: nope

Have any special talents or skills: none... Have any fears: Falling/heights.
Have a bedtime: Nope, I'm a night owl, so I stay up as late as I want and then wake up at six for schol :P Sing in the shower: Oh, ya!

Want to go to college: Yep Get along with your parents: Usually my mom, but not my dad
Have any piercings: none, I have no use for them
Have any tattoos: No, (no offense but I think they are pointless)
Swear: Nope
Smoke: Nope
Drink: Never
Do Drugs: Heck no!

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: No
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No, cause I havent even been on a date, and I wouldn't do that to even my worst enemy...
Are you single: Yes
Are you in a relationship: Obviously not, I just said that, didn't I?
Do you have a crush on someone: Duh
Ever been dumped: no
Ever dumped someone: No

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Off, I hate light, I'm a girl of the dark :) Oh, ya, you have no idea how weird I am.
TV or Movie: Either works
Car or Truck: Don't care, as long as I have a way I'm gettin' there
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: winter, I love rain and snow :)
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses, but only if it's a cute guy :P

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: I dont dance well, but yeah I have. Too bad I suck at it.
Smiled for no reason: Oh, ya! All the time
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes
Talked to someone you don't know: Everyday
Drank alcohol: Nope
Done drugs: Nope
Partied 'til the sun came up: not really...
Gotten a ticket: no
Been arrested: no Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: No, I wish

--Random & Silly Junk--

Ever TP'd someone's house: tons of times, and, man, if you haven't you're missing out!
Ever egged someone's house: No, but I've used shaving cream

How many languages do you speak: English and a little Spanish and some Korean, weird mix huh?
Who do you compare yourself to: No one really
Ever regret anything: Sometimes
Do you like being tickled: Again, only by cute boys. I'm glad that my crush loves tickling me :D
What are your goals: Write a book.(I'm working on that now)
Are your fingers tired: Not really
Are you tired of this survey: not... I think these things are fun
Are you happy: Most of the time :)

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green, and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My best friend Nicole

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

I was wide awake and writing

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

playing guitar and working on one of my songs...

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hershey's chocolate, I guess

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Whoa, heck no!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

My mom asked why I had detention and I said "Because I stuck my tongue out at the teacher. What?! She was being annoying!"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Rainbow sherbert, I guess

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Mountain dew

10, Do you like your wallet?

No, it so plain. It's just black, but for Christmas I'm getting a new one from my uncle.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

A Costco roll, everyone loves those :P

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Football game

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Buttery

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Don't have a phone

16, Ever go camping?

yup, I love camping

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

no, but I probably should

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

mostly, every1 gets sick

19, Do you have a tan?

No, I've been as pale as a vampire since I was born

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Only if it's Panda Express, otherwise I don't

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

no they're pointless

22, What did your last text message say?

Don't know, I don't have a phone

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

School

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A wall... that's it

26, What color is your watch?

Don't have a watch either

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone?

opal

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru

30, What is your favorite number?

56? I still don't know

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Umm, Nicole

32, Any plans today?

Nope

33, How many states have you lived in?

2

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

my cat sitting halfway on the keyboard, so I can't type very easily... Oh! Yeah, and now I'm covered in cat fur.

35, Last song listened to?

Last Name - Carrie Underwood

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Never had the need to before

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yeah, since, like, two months ago I think

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My brown DC's! woot :D

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

No, nothing to be jelous of

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Don't know, if they are I don't know about it

41, Do you love anyone?

Lots of people... In love? That's a whole new question and the answer to that is no

42, Do any of your friends have children?

nope to young

43, What do you usually do during the day?

During the week: school

Weekends: Whatever is going on that day... relax

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not really... but I strongly dislike a couple people.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, I say "hey" and "what's up?"

46, What color is your car?

no car, my mom's is white though

47, Do you like cats?

yeah, I have two

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

no

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

no

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I have a scar on one knee from getting hit by a boat propellar (ouch) and one on the other knee from getting a peice of concrete (don't ask me how I did it) stuck in my leg. (Double ouch)

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Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,650 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
On the Corner of First and Amistad by Sierra Swan reviews
Came up w/ the idea when listening to You Found Me by the the fray; NOT based on song. Bella & Edward both have dark pasts: every1 near Bella has died or left her and Edward used to be beaten. They meet in a coffee shop at Washington State, B/E and AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,009 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
Trust by Sierra Swan reviews
Bella and Edward have always been best friends, when Bella is raped she has panic attacks whenever any guy tries to touch her. Edward has to work to regain her trust and in the process they both fall in love. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Tell Me What We Live For by Sierra Swan reviews
Not Twilight-related! Song written by my cousin, please read and review! Information inside.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete