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Joined 02-22-08, id: 1507324, Profile Updated: 02-24-08
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Hi, this is my page, so I might as well tell you some stuff about me!

I'm english - rockin the union jack!!!

I recently moved to canada, to vancouver, where it rains :(

I LOVE TWILIGHT

I also love Jacob Black, cos the actor is cute, Edwards carachtor is better, but his actor is UGLY, sorry actor person!

I'm bored


Here are some funny pasty things

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who, how, cheese, what

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!..

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're the last person in the movie theatre, just because you love the song on the credits. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

THANKYOU FOR READING MY PROFILE, i'll try too add some more stuff for you, but only in 2 days when I can fianlly put a story up

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Bikinis and Cocktail Dresses by twilight taylor reviews
Bella Alice and Rosalie are best friends. They decide to go to the pool where they see the three most hotest guys ever. Will they hook up? Bad summary, but the story is great! All human, Exb AxJ RxEm. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Bet by Truelove 4ever reviews
Emmett makes a mistake that gets the boys in trouble. What will the girls do to take advantage of the situation? First FF so please review! Criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008
Our final goodbye by KirstyM reviews
At Bella's 17th birthday, she hears the worst news ever. She ends up spending a lot of time in the hospital. There she meets a certain male nurse. How does he handle Bella's disease? And how does Bella handle the love she soon feels for him? R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by GirlInTheShortSkirtNLongJacket reviews
On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
GIRLS ONLY by cullengirl88 reviews
ALICE THROWS A SLEEPOVER FOR BELLA AT BELLA'S HOUSE, BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ALMOST THE ENTIRE SENIOR CLASS TRYS TO BREAK IN?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
New by Cullenocd reviews
Bella as just been turned into a vampire, and everyone is curious to see what she brought into her new life. She brings along something no one expected, and it makes control that much harder...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
School life
School with the charachters from twilight, what will bella do when she realise she likes a certain taken vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,807 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008