If Justin Bieber jumped off the empire state building 98% of all teenage girls would follow if your part of the 2% who will be in Phantomhive manor drinking tea made by Sebastian with Ciel I LUV YOU ALL and repost this.

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MY FAVE COUPLES

Beastboy & Raven from Teen Titan
PPG & RRB from Powerpuff Girls
PPGZ & RRBZ from Demashita! Powerpuff Girls Z
Kuki Sanban & Wally Beetle from Codename: Kids Next Door

eren & levi from attack on titan aka Shingeki no Kyojin

that moment when you get up and its like

HOP UP OUT THE BED TURN MY SWAG ON!

@ SCHOOL EMO CORNER TO THE MAX

Sup this is a little about me

I love ANIME

favorite song holiday by green day

im in chorus

i love music my friends and fanfics (duh)

and thats it o wait my favorite sport is basketball

yeah!

I support same sex marrige

It's the 21st century peeps

Im a girl like that wasn't obvious

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. Forever and always.

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man:where have you been all my life?

women:hiding from you

Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?

women:yes that's why i don't go there anymore

Man :is this seat empty?

women:yes and this one will be to if you sit down

Man :your place or mine?

women:both you go to yours and i'll go to mine

Man:so what do you do for a living?

women :i'm a female impersonater

Man :hey baby whats your sign?

women:do not enter

Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?

women:unfertalized

Man:your body is a temple

women :sorry there are no services today

Man:i would go to the end of the world for you

women:but would you stay their?

Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy

women:if i saw you naked i'd probably die laughing

Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together

women:really i'd put f and u together

man:your eyes there amazing

women:seeing your back would be pretty amazing

man: baby, what's your flavor?

women: poison

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

total:3(not girly girl)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

You say Pink
I say Grey
You say Hannah Montana
I say Evanescence
You say Steven Spielberg
I say Tim Burton
You say iCarly
I say Invader ZiM
You say Degrassi
I say Total Drama
You say those shows are stupid
I say you're stupid
You say Knotts Berry Farm
I say Six Flags
You say Girly
I say Tomboy
You say Cell phone
I say Ipod
You say Candy
I say Chocolate
You say Makeover!
I say Hell no!
You say Dancing
I say Singing
You say Silver
I say Gold
You say Goodbye
I say Hello XD

Normal people, think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans, KNOW being invisible is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselves' because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans, wouldn't kill themselves' because they love themself's too much.

Normal people, say " Yolo and Swag ". Hetalia Fans, say "Make Pasta not War ".

Normal People, love Florida! Hetalia Fans, are smart enough to NOT go to Florida.

Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalia Fans, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalia Fans, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia Fans, are Mother Russia.

Normal People, aren't heroes. Hetalia Fans, we are SuperMan!

Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalia Fans, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans, is a family!

Normal people, don't belive in magic. Hetalia Fans, live with unicorns!

Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fans, will repost this!

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minutes intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't people leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it like a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the load speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down and aisle shouting " Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things