leakypaintpenhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Dragon Age. I freely admit I'm in love with a bunch of pixels and scripts. What can I say, BioWare did a good job of stealing my soul. I'd never been active in a fandom before Dragon Age took over everything. When I'm not lost in thought about DA, I'm a materials science grad student whose love affair with speculative fiction started with The Hobbit and A Wrinkle in Time. I'm no medievalist, but the Internet Medieval Sourcebook can be as bad as TV Tropes for me; I love veracity and will squeal in delight if I can smell the nightsoil and smoke in any historical setting. | |||||||
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Catamite by leaky.oven reviews
"Have they Catamites in Antiva?" - "But of course. Same as anywhere, I imagine." - m!surana, genfic slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,604 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Surana, Jowan, Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Fate and Forbearance: Hatred & Heritage by Italian Empress 1985 reviews
Theirs was a fragile friendship, that fell apart for the sake of an arranged marriage . . . to each other. As the new King and Queen of Ferelden, nothing is easy, and one Dark Promise may threaten to ruin their kingdom and their very souls. Part 1 of 3.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 432,135 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Urthemiel - Complete
Fireside Tales by Sandtigress reviews
They are the Dalish, keepers of the lost lore, last of the Elvhenan. This is the tale of their hero, who sought to save the world without losing herself in the process.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,568 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Mahariel, Alistair
The Grey Tales by Genespira Cold reviews
The Grey Wardens are an ancient order sworn to end the threat of Darkspawn across Thedas. This is the story of their founding, as told by Duncan to Alistair on a chilly evening in front of the campfire. A tale by GeneDark, IceyCold, & Shakespira.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Alistair, Duncan - Complete
The Least of His Children by MsBarrows reviews
Another story of young Alistair, set several years after The Golem Doll. Features appearances by Alistair, Arl Eamon, and Bann Teagan.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Alistair, Eamon G. - Complete
Trouble & Strife by 1Scarylady reviews
The Blight is over; Melissa Cousland to be entombed at Weisshaupt. King Alistair must go to Orlais and select a bride of Imperial blood, while in Ferelden the Chantry has plans of its own. A tale of fluffy romance and unfluffy politics. COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Here Without You by Dasque reviews
Five years after the defeat of the Archdemon, Alistair and Elissa are brought together by a common threat, and must try to know each other again in the roles of their new lives.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,577 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Five Times Alistair Wasn't Kissed by Jade Sabre reviews
Despite being ruggedly handsome, Alistair sometimes has a problem with following through with the ladies. Installments vary from humor to angst and a little bit of everything in between.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Chantry Boy by Sparrowfall reviews
A young boy who resents life in the abbey is sent to do dishes yet again. This time he's given a different perspective on how to cope by the head of the kitchen. My submission to a fic contest about the Seven Heavenly Virtues. I chose Temperance.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Alistair - Complete
The Shadow of the Flame by xahra99 reviews
Alistair doesn't want to be a Templar.His superiors attempt to change his mind. It doesn't go well. Written for the 25,000 word plus fantasy fandom fic for the livejournal community scifibigbang. Spoilers. Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Becoming by Freckles04 reviews
Alistair, bastard prince and former templar, embarks on a new life as a Grey Warden. Prequel to Catharsis.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Alistair, Duncan - Complete
A tale of three campsites by CJK reviews
Alistair tries to come to terms with his Chantry upbringing, his heritage, and his future, while simultaneously falling in love and licking lampposts. It's harder than it sounds. And also more difficult.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
The Stars by Fever Dream reviews
In this sequel to "Sun and Moon" and "New Order", the Exile, Shira Casema, searches the Unknown Regions for Revan. Having discovered Shira's force bonding manipulation, Atton Rand pursues her, unsure if he wants to renew their love or to seek vengeance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
BreakFix by mshcherbatskaya reviews
It took the Jedi a moment to realize Jaq was speaking to her. No one had said a word to her, hadn't even asked her any questions. What was the point, when the only thing Jaq wanted to know was if she was ready to turn?" -- Third in sequence, after DDR
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Into the Wilds reviews
Originally written for the Dragon Age kinkmeme. AU: Ser Alistair, Templar of the Circle Tower, is sent into the Korcari Wilds on a search for Chasind apostates. What he finds is not what he expects. Rated M for mature scenes and themes.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete